User talk:Un-Knux

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Hello, Un-Knux, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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I do! Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 10:12, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

Knux's Army

I've moved the page into your userspace, it can now be found here. When you created the first page you created it in someone elses userpage, not your userspace. In the future, if you want to create a page that is only for you you can put it in your userspace by putting User:Knux/pagename into the search bar, then click create this page. Thanks —Braydie at 13:35, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

Judo Smackupsidethehead!

Where are your blue orcs now?! GWAHAHAHAHAHA! --Ж Kalir where's my house? 21:53, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

Bahhumbug! I dont regret to inform you that im not quite dead, in fact, im getting better and I might just pull through sir. Twas just a flesh wound! Anywho. where are my blue orcs? They specilize in retribution Knux 22:21, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

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