User talk:Kip the Dip/2

Thanks...banned user...*awkward silence ensues*...

CONGRATULATIONS!!! You have won a raffle for tickets to

THE DRUNK OLYMPICS!!!
Of course, when we did the raffle we were drunk, and all the other tickets except yours were spilled and blown away, but still! Congrats!

Thanks for the vote! --THE 00:58, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

Thank you!

You voted... ...for Francis Winkler! In the name of all state-employed public educators of unstraight persuasion everywhere, thank you!

Thanks! --Andorin Kato 02:02, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

*STAR WARS theme plays...*

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.... It is a period of Galactic unrest. Star Wars was nominated for VFH, but nearly failed, thanks to the efforts of the evil lord Darth Vader. However, during the nomination, Princess Prince TheLedBalloon managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR. Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, he races home aboard his starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save his people and restore freedom to the galaxy...

I can't believe it finally got featured, either. Thanks for voting!

Thanks again for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:59, Dec 7

Recruit???

Hello Kip, since you seem like a friendly guy and I need someone to join my whore army, could you please join and help my day? First Task: vote for me at NotM and defeat Ggarfield's army. If you could do this, it would be greatly appreciated--Æ 01:22, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

I'll think about it. I'm not big on whoring, but I'm definately leaning in your direction for NotM. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 02:44, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

Thank you--Æ 18:21, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

Jimbo Grinch image

What ho Kip! Just a quick one - you mentioned creating an image of Jimbo on Santa's lap "but with the exact same head" - did you mean with the Grinch head I created, or just with the head from the image that was based on? I'll happily have a go and see how it comes out if you let me know. Tatty byes! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:56, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

How's that? --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:26, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

Complimentary award

Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Merry Xmas!

Bonner would like to wish you a Merry Christgame And a happy New Game P.S, You just lost the game (Bonner) (Talk)

Dude...

you're not an admin. Don't move it to userspace without a consensus, so leave it be --Æ 14:55, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

Okay. I'm just gonna leave this Thinkler, I mean Thinker, stuff alone. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 14:56, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

Christmas!

I just wanted to wish yew a faggy christmas! I mean... merry. Be sure to keep on dipping those kips! Honest, I meant merry! ~Fag x FS

Have a not-shitty Christmas!

	Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
	Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:35, Dec 17

Bloody Pagans

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

XMas

	AE has awarded you a beer in which you help build your own Christmasbeerbottletree (shown right)
	Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

--Æ 01:34, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

A WARNING

ARE YOU PREPARED? SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN. WE ADVISE YOU TAKE PRECAUTIONS. TAKE HEED. TAKE NOTICE. TAKE COVER. a friendly message from your local Santa Awareness Bureau.

One Of These

	HEY LOSER! Here's another semi-personalized (that's a lie) Merry Christmas template to add to the overwhelming pile you've got building up on your talk page right now. Have a Merry Christmas, or I'll come over there and make you have a Merry Christmas.
	If you don't already have a pile of these building up, you're a hopeless loser that nobody on Uncyclopedia likes...sorry. Yours truly, RAHB

Happy Holidays or some such -RAHB 03:50, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Kudos

Your "Jimbo - Santa Claus" news story was laugh-out-loud funny. Cheers! Manning Bartlett 08:56, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Christmas and stuff

Merry Christmas! or whatever it is you new-fangled Christians do at this time of year. From Rabbi Techno

Thanks...

...for showing me the link to the Bart-Simpson generator site. Much appreciated--Æ 19:12, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Eat my shorts. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 19:14, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch

-- Mitch 13:04, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Christmas Kip!

I'd give you a template, but it looks like you have enough of those already (Unless you really want one, in which case I'll whip something up). --YeOldeLuke 07:49, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

I'll give you one anyway!

~ Merry Xmas Kip the Dip/2! ~ Ye Olde Luke

--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

"I Got Some Sick"

x] I knew that image would be put to good use SOMEWHERE. It wasn't until I clicked your Winkler spinoffs page that I found out exactly where. Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff..

Dear Kip the Dip,

SON OF A BITCH. I... just... Christ. Thanks for voting for HowTo:Mail a Letter to the first featured article of 2008. Maybe I'll just call you next time. a friendly message from your local post office.

awesome

You are presented with one (1) package of Red Baron French Bread PizzaTM for your vote for that article involving flying things.. Please note that Red Baron microwaveable pizzasTM may cause loss of altitude or engine failure.

enjoy!--SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:55, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

--Æ 00:40, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

Christ's box

This user is a Christian (as long as they put a dollar in the box)

If you want any changes making just contact me. --Weri long wang 10:00, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

If you would be so kind...

Could you please re-pee review my article. I went and fixed it up as you said, Though no luck on the dumb guy with an iPhone...yet. The link is here Thanks.--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 00:07, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Have One of these

Your "I am that Pole" page made me LOL, and I have to admit, I'm always Rick Rolling myself with that damn midi link in your sig. --THINKER 22:29, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Enjoy!

There you go son! It's now your turn to take the good ol' family wooden condom. It's been in my family for years, passed through the generations. Slip it on boy, its your's now! Wear it with pride! The UnIdiot would like to thank you for voting his article to the front page!

Sorry I'm late

Enjoy your late thankin'.

	The Led Balloon thanks you for helping him to spread awareness of the plight of Ogle.
	Beware the white stuff!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:15, Jan 14

GTFO!

SHOW ME YOUR TITS! Thanks for voting my tits to the front page. -Zana Dark

Dear Kip

You're the first person I've ever seen who's adopted a vandalized version of their userpage. I think this is interesting enough to earn you a cookie. Congratulations. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:50, 17 January 2008 (UTC)

User:Thekillerfroggy has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

I just happen to be a fan of Jesus. I have all his albums. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 23:54, Jan. 17, 2008

Holy Shark

I really appreciate you placing my UnNews as lead article, but I reverted the changes you made. Now, did you do that as a joke, or do you really want it to look like that? I'm not sure with "hUNGARY" and all the red links. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 17:24, Jan. 18, 2008

Actually, the hUNGARY is a play on so-called Hungarian notation, used by some programmers. Normally we all-caps the city, and and cap only the first letter of the country by an UnNews law, or something, so I reversed them as a sort of triple-entendre. As for red links, I have an idiosyncratic method of their placement; that's how I operate. FYI, undoing MY changes can get your kneecaps broken. Also, I Loved the article and the pics! Cheers! Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 21:50, 18 January 2008 (UTC)

BTW, I nominated it for VFH. Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 00:36, 19 January 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote

GopherKiller has given you a free ticket to ride Superman Tower of Bloody Severed Legs for voting on UnNews:Six Flags to sell severed legs in gift shop.

Have Fun! Remember, avoid those rednecks at all costs. They want your legs.--GopherKiller Questions? Comments? 14:50, 20 January 2008 (UTC)

I resent that, seeing as I come from a long line of rednecks. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 11:40, Jan. 21, 2008

Chuck Norris Template

Thanks for the warning -- C. Norris ^(talk) 11:21, 21 January 2008 (UTC)

Chuck Norris likes this article. Editing or deleting this page will result in terminal roundhouse kicking!!!

Star struck

from the gods --Sophia 23:33, 23 January 2008 (UTC)

here's another --Chronarion 23:34, 23 January 2008 (UTC)

What the fuck? Sophia and Chron? Fuck. --Dexter111344 22:25, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

Hm, I wouldn't be surprised if these were hackers, this seems crazy too me--Æ 22:27, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

Nope, it's them alright. The one and only Chronarion came onto IRC and I asked for proof. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 01:50, Jan. 29, 2008

"It is not random. There is a difference between Meta-humour and Randomness."

Hey there Kip, just wanted to ask a question. Could you explain the diffirance (my god, I need a speel chack!)between meta-humor and randomness?

Warm regards, Javascap 14:02, 29 January 2008 (UTC)

Thank you, Kip!

I think I have it down with the signature! Thanks so much. And also, thank you for adopting me in that weird n00b program thing. I'm not sure how it works; I'm assuming that if I have a problem or whatever, I come here and harass you about it.

Anyhoo, I'm glad you're going to give me a hand with Uncyclopedia; I couldn't be more grateful to have you as my new friend. :D --The St0DaD * 16:58, 31 January 2008 (UTC)

Top 10

It's open again, because you asked, but not for long, because it never actually stated anywhere that it closed on Feb 1st (and me and Mordillo both planned to have it closed the 31st). That said, go finish your votes already. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:38, 31 January 2008 (UTC)

:/

Sorry I am just very unstable. It was a great shock. Sir DJ ~ Irreverent

EPIC FAIL!

	All Praise and Glory Be Yours!
	You have been emphatically thanked for voting for EPIC FAIL! on VFH.
	Due to the nature of the article, your thanks
	template has been stolen from the template
	that tells people a user has been infinibanned.
	EPIC FAIL!

~Fag x FS

'ey

America has been hereby approved for July 4th display, though the vote will go on now. Just letting you know.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:14, 7 February 2008 (UTC)

Erm...

I seriously don't know why you don't think it's an in-joke, it meets criteria, maybe perhaps you just don't like it?--Æ 01:03, 10 February 2008 (UTC)

No, I actually like it now. I apporve of HDDDDD! But please point out this criteria you speak of. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 01:04, Feb. 10, 2008

Crap article which survives VFD, forum flamewarring, VFH nom and general craziness. If Mr winkler is GAY didn't have spinoffs, this would be very similar to that particular in-joke--Æ 01:07, 10 February 2008 (UTC)

You may not know this, but this type of thing happens all the time. Examples: Dirty Potter, The word parakeet written exactly two-hundred and forty-two times, Heath Ledger, Tourette's Syndrome, UnNews:Guy Gets Crazy, etc. The controversary over HDDDDD wasn't really that big in comparison. If you add it, resonably you have to add them as well. The in-joke page is reserved for major flamewars, like Euroipods and it's Contents. By adding it to the list, you're placing it on the same level, which is disproportional. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 01:23, Feb. 10, 2008

Rough Pubs

Rabbi Techno is sending you this undoubtedly delicious beer to say thanks for voting for Rough Pubs! From Rabbi Techno

Unused image

Kip, :I was wondering if you intended to use this image sometime in the future ? I only ask since its been unused for awhile and I just wanted to check with you before deleting it. MadMax 07:21, 15 February 2008 (UTC)

Sorry, I just noticed the image listed on QVFD. MadMax 10:11, 15 February 2008 (UTC)

Thanks

Thanks For Voting!

It's a bit of a delayed thank you (for this thing), but you deserve one nevertheless. I'd give you a hug, but all I have is this ballot paper...Perhaps you could fill it in again? No? I suppose not, thanks anyway! - Seeker

I see you

Are you still there? Feebas factor 00:51, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
Welcome, to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. Feebas factor 04:34, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

Renaldo Lapuz Article

Hi Kip, I got your message.

If it seems to be lacking, your help is very much appreciated (there's a saying that the author always consider his work as a masterpiece - if you know what I mean, hahahaha). I'm still planning on adding stuff to the article. Any suggestions and a pee review is very much welcome - anything to improve the article.

Unfortunately some Filipinos misinterpret my articles, that's why it was ICU'd. Thanks for removing the ICU tag, and I'm glad that you somehow liked the article (even if its just a little bit).

If you ever had the chance to be in the Philippines, I'll buy you a beer, hahaha.

--Gilgal1(Talk to me bitch!!!) 08:22, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

Christopher Meloni Thanks you and would like to also give his support to Barack Obama!

Chris doesn't have a fancy graphic for you, but we hope you still a ceept this as thanks for making his dream come true! Thank you again for helping get Why?:Does Christopher Meloni not have an emmy yet? featured!--Dr. Fenwick 18:31, 20 February 2008 (UTC)

Loads of thanks

Thanks, Kip, for your vote on VFS. You probably have the most colorful history of the non-banned users on the site. I will be glad to contribute to your "Ban Me!" campaign if it's still going on. Thanks a lot.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 04:43, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

Late Thanks

OUI! Necropaxx's belated thanks go with you for voting positively on Siege of Bordeaux. Remember, les français ne sont jamais au dessus de dérision! Translate it yourself, je suis trop de fatigue.

• • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:59, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

==Belated Thanks!

After months of poop handling and getting a wee bit tired Your UotM vote acted as Red Bull. Nasty, bad smelling and revitalizing. I now regained the strength to handle some more poop. Thank you! No, seriously, thank you

Drop sometimes on IRC eh?

Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S