User talk:Kip the Dip

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[edit] UGotM Nomination

Because of the lack of Admin interest in ya anymore I decided to go ahead and nom ya for Useless Gobshite of the Month. I have been wondering what has been going on with ya since July. Apparently the admins got a new target to ban with User:Cajek which has 59 blocks as of this post. Feel free to add the {{VoteGOTM}} template on your Userpage. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{[block me!]}⁽ ^yell ^| ^FAQ ^| ^{I did this} ⁾ 08:06, 3 November 2008 (UTC)

[edit] A Sandler thankings

THANK YOU FOR SANDLER VOTE!

BlueYonder is very grateful that you decided to vote for his Adam Sandler-related UnNews.

He is so grateful, in fact, that he has forwarded the event of your voting to Adam Sandler as the idea for the premise of a new movie. Be assured that you will be played by Scott Halberstadt and that there will be plenty of jokes about the nature of your genitals.

Do you feel the negative energy searing from the sheer laziness with which this template was made? Thanks, mate. BlueYonder - CONTACT - PUH-LEEZE EDIT GRUESLAYER!

[edit] Ban Counter

I was trying to get your ban counter go go off of date rather than the Current Days so we would have to reset it every time the month changed. What I am working on can currently be seen at my Sandbox at User:Sawblade5/Sandbox but I have yet figured out a way to reset the default date from the main template to import to User:Kip the Dip/Block Me!/Counter However because your page at User:Kip the Dip/Block Me! redirects there I can't make an Accurate Counter from User:Kip the Dip/Block Me!/Counter with the new setup unless I figure out a way to change that default date. The Script that is being used on that version I am trying to setup is from User:Tom mayfair/User Time. I am hoping you would approve of this as all you would need is the date of the last ban and you don't have to reset it monthly. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{[block me!]}⁽ ^yell ^| ^FAQ ^| ^{I did this} ⁾ 06:21, 22 November 2008 (UTC)

All Right I got it set to go. I wondering if I could transclud your ban free box to my page, if oyu don't mind. Oh BTW the day of your ban will show up as a blank instead of 0 days. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{[block me!]}⁽ ^yell ^| ^FAQ ^| ^{I did this} ⁾ 06:52, 23 November 2008 (UTC)

Gee thanks! It works great. Go ahead and link it on your page. You've earned it. -- Ѽ Kippoween 07:20, Nov. 23, 2008

[edit] Happy Hanukkah

PARTY LIKE IT'S 5769

if you're not Jewish, party anyway

Happy Hanukkah from Rabbi Techno
NOW START DRINKING

[edit] Tis' The Season

PARTY LIKE IT'S SATURNALIA!

Io, Saturnalia!- Eat, Drink and treat your masters with disrespect!

Happy Hedonism from the Saturnalicius Princeps
NOW START DRINKING JAGERMEISTER WHILE WEARING UGLY SWEATERS AND SILLY HATS

[edit] A FESTIVUS FOR THE RESTOFUS!

	Happy Festivus, from The Led Balloon and Jerry Stiller. Put up your Festivus Pole, air your grievances, and prepare for the feats of strength, for festivus cannot continue until I am pinned! Oh, and merry Christmas if you're into that sort of thing.
	It's a Festivus miracle!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 06:37, Dec 25

[edit] Here's Your Christmas Tree

Merry Christmas 2008 From Sawblade5

Here's a Potato Christmas Tree For You!
Caution the Grue protecting this tree!

----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{[block me!]}⁽ ^yell ^| ^FAQ ^| ^{I did this} ⁾ 07:52, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

[edit] During this season...

Yeah Happy/Merry whatever you believe/ride off to get presents from us at the Church of Assholes Who Make Fun of Churches of Assholes --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent

13:31, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

[edit] MA HOHOHO GANY CHRISTMAS!

	Yo you, yes you, I'm talking about you! It's that time of year again. Yep, time to spend hundreds of dollars on loved ones, dress up your house and raise your hydro bill and, most of all, time to fill each other's talk pages with templates that took us 2 minutes to make. SO STUFF THIS DOWN YOUR STOCKING!!!! and have a happy holidays!
	...or a Chappy Chanukkah, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, Tet, Ramadan, Festivus, or whatever you so decide to celebrate in order to get more gifts. Enjoy! Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate

[edit] Message from Santa

Ho bloody ho
You paid your inflated entrance fee for Lapland New Forest so I guess you should have some sort of Christmas present.
Here, tell you what, have this ~~crappy~~ lovely dolly then go and feed the reindeer - carrots are only £3 each from our gift shop.

--Asahatter (annoy) 11:20, 13 January 2009 (UTC)