User talk:Kingofconversation

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edit Welcome to Uncyclopedia

Spike the Dog (06b)

Spike is a grumpy old dog. You can stroke his fur, or you can be smitten by his stick. It is up to you.

Hello, Kingofconversation, and welcome to Uncyclopedia. This is a wiki (a collection of pages anyone can edit). Words in blue are "links" and can be clicked to take you to another page. This wiki is for comedy. It pretends it's Wikipedia, but we make people laugh, not bore them. If you aren't interested in a fake encyclopedia but in writing fake news stories, we have UnNews, and there are other projects for scripts, lyrics, how-to guides, and so on.

What you can do

You can create your own article. For starters, create it under your own name; for example, User:Kingofconversation/Bedbug. (The red instead of blue is a link to a page that doesn't yet exist.) We have a list of articles that need to be created. You can help without writing articles; just read articles and, if you see an improvement in writing or in comedy, jump in and edit it. In fact, you can help without writing at all, such as organizing, watching for vandals, or even greeting other new users.

What you need

To write articles, you need a sense of humor and an ability to write good English. We all have strengths and weaknesses and you can get help in any area. But everyone needs an ability to work with other people. Be polite, positive, and helpful toward others, and assume others are doing the same toward you.

What to read

Here are some pages that might help you:

For personal help
  • The administrators are willing to help you, and several Uncyclopedians are willing to adopt you.
  • I will watch this page for a while and will know if you edit it. Afterward, you can contact me on my own talk page.
  • If you've written an article, we have a Proofreading service where someone will correct your mistakes, and a review process where an experienced Uncyclopedian will read your article and suggest improvements.
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I hope you enjoy it here and write a lot of funny stuff! Spıke ¬ 12:05 8-Nov-13

edit Chloë Grace Moretz

Hello and welcome! Thanks for your contribution! Only, some of your techniques have been used, like, a thousand times:

  • Using censored is trite; it detracts from the resemblance to an encyclopedia article and doesn't really add humor.
  • Having the comedy plan for an article on a child star be pedophilia is trite. Write stuff that's more based on the real person.
  • Referring to Uncyclopedia itself, or the article itself, or supposing that a pedophile vandalized it and there was no one around to fix it, is trite too. Write real comedy.

See How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid for other tips on stuff that seems good except that everyone tries it. Cheers! Spıke ¬ 12:05 8-Nov-13

True, I think that Chloe Moretz article seemed funnier in my head than in execution :) The preceding unsigned comment was added by Kingofconversation (talk • contribs)

Hi! as stated above, reply by just indenting to set your comment off from mine, and sign it next time. I came not to bury Chloe but to help you fix her! For starters, read her Wikipedia article and see if there are any facts on her that you can scramble in a funny way. For sure, your article can imply that the naughty reader only called up the article out of perverted lust. Just don't make it a main theme; that has been done before. Spıke ¬ 00:59 9-Nov-13

How can I tag the article as one that others could improve? Template:Kingofconversation

The invitation for others to edit is implicit on all articles here. I'll put a {{Fix}} tag on it (in view of the above issues) but that will also put it on a report for deletion if you should let it go completely for 30 days. Spıke ¬ 11:07 9-Nov-13

You can also go here -UN:SIG for signatures and if you add something to your user page here, your name goes from red to blue with a link to the page. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:39, November 9, 2013 (UTC)
Sure thing. Kingofconversation
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