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edit Welcome!

Hello, King samwich, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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SOMEONE FRIGGIN HELP ME!!!!see my site thingy for details

edit Help?

I read your article on Patellaology. To get the help you're looking for, I recommend going to Pee Review and submitting it for some loving there. They're score your article and give you some pointers in the right direction. I'll get you started: there are 2 things you can do to make the page look less like vanity. One, remove the ugly (yes, ugly) pictures of yourself and your friends. They're not funny to anyone who doesn't know you, and they don't even make sense. And two, give us a reason to care about it. Right now it just looks like something you made up one day, and Uncyclopedia is not for things made up one day. Why should anyone who doesn't get your in-joke even give this a second thought? Is it a parody of Scientology? A commentary on the Catholic system of saints? We need something here! But yeah, send it to Pee Review when you're ready and good luck. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:02, 1 June 2008 (UTC)

edit CMC

Welcome King samwich to the Glorious Cow Moo Cult!

You're in, you clearly fit these requirements and the Cows, obviously, smile upon you. You are currently a "Mud Grunt" by rank. Now the good bit: you can officially put this template wherever you want on your userpage or talk page and can add "Mgr." to the beginning of your signature, if you wish.

Promoting the CMC is always good, considering at the moment we're barely even tiny on Uncyclopedia. If you can refer users to sign up, consider yourself promoted. In time you'll move up the ranks anyway. Occasionally you'll have to put a little bit of work in here and there, but only a little bit... For the moment all you really need to do is watchlist this page. Your main task, however, is CONVERTING THE COWLESS. Have a quick read of this before you start and conversion processes. If you help swell the CMC ranks, it's likely you'll get a promotion!

I'm happy to answer any questions here. Oh and it's advised you read these (loose) rules. You are now one of the few with the Cows on your side.

Let the moo be with you!
Moo moo moo mo mooo moo!

Welcome into the CMC! Also, while I'm here, is there anything you wanted help with? - [15:37 3 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise


edit JOIN the CMC

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This user posses the newbie rank of Mud Grunt, is a Cult Peasant and have Cow Moo power over all non-cult members.
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