User talk:King Ismael Perez

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Oh Dear...

Evileye trans

Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

Hello, King Ismael Perez, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your "contributions" — not to put too fine a point on it — have been crap.

If you came here to vandalize — rather than it just being something that comes naturally to you — you should be aware that your edits will not remain on the wiki and in fact it will take us much less time to undo them than it took you to think them up in the first place.

If you thought you were making good edits, then perhaps before you make more of them, you might do some reading first. And start with some of these pages, especially How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid:

Scotty and the bloody knife
Writing funny articles
Understanding Uncyclopedia: About usBeginner's GuideHow to editOur projectsGetting ideasHelp menu
Understanding Funny: How To Be Funny And Not Just StupidFunny and not just stupid imagesChoosing words creatively
What to avoid: VandalismCyberbullyingWriting about yourself or your palsDramaOveruse of initial quotationsOveruse of lists
What people have asked for: ArticlesPictures
Additional help: Get spelling/grammar helpFind or become a co-authorHow to write an UnNewsAsk an AdminGet feedback on your work

Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please write to me at the bottom of my talk page (by clicking on my signature below) or to an Admin on their talk page. Alternatively, you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome! Spıke Ѧ 17:27 1-Feb-14

edit Liar

You are banned for a week for using this article to troll an adversary somewhere else inside Wikia. For future reference:

  • We don't care what grudges you have picked up. They aren't funny to the reader.
  • This website is for your original comedy writing, not to showcase or catalog images that happened somewhere else that are funny and/or weird.
  • An anonymous user ranting at you is neither.
  • Do not use images in general to deliver textual humor; write funny text. Spıke Ѧ 17:27 1-Feb-14

edit Adding templates

It is creating template overload on some of the articles. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:28, February 9, 2014 (UTC)

edit Germany

Would you take away the nudist pictures on Germany please? Thanks! King Ismael Perez (talk) 19:56, February 9, 2014 (UTC)

The illustrations do indeed violate our standards. I have deleted them except for one (bondage of Hillary Clinton) as well as galleries and other dumb lists and masturbation jokes.
Separately, I have deleted the unattributed initial quotations you added to Admins, an article that already had one too many (see UNQUOTE) and have deleted some of your additions of templates, in line with Romartus's advice above. Put away the rubber stamp and, as I wrote last time, write funny text. Spıke Ѧ 22:05 9-Feb-14
Thanks anyway. King Ismael Perez (talk) 03:21, February 10, 2014 (UTC)
Nude pictures can be used in context and they should relate to the subject matter - for example this article Sex scene. The 'nudes' on the Germany page didn't really relate to anything in the text and are so no great loss. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:56, February 10, 2014 (UTC)

edit Your one-month ban

For the reason, see Section 2 just above. Spıke Ѧ 20:44 14-Feb-14

edit User:Jimbo Wales

  1. To get a page deleted, read the rules at Votes for deletion. Do not just write a note in the page.
  2. You cannot get another user's page deleted.
  3. Don't edit other people's user pages at all.
  4. You are perilously close to again using this website to act out grudges acquired on other websites, for which I am ready to ban you again.

Have a nice day. Spıke Ѧ 22:34 18-Mar-14

PS--Same for Wikipedia. Same for File:Bouncywikilogo.gif‎. In fact, it seems you are also forging signatures. Goodbye. Spıke Ѧ 22:36 18-Mar-14

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