User talk:Killertrainer1

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edit Welcome!

Hello, Killertrainer1, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there and there is a window over here if you don't fancy walking down the stairs. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:


Chief welcomes you, but only because he needs someone to love

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box.

At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but most people enjoy writing something while they are here. If you are critical and think the world would be infinitely better if everyone listened to you, then you should become a teacher, but check out Pee Review while they make sure you aren't a sex offender.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. You can also look into the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program.

OK, I know you may have seen this message on lots of other people's pages, but I still had to come to your page to leave it here. If you have absolutely any questions, no matter how trivial, feel free to ask me here.

Here are a couple of important things that you should bear in mind as a brand new user, especially if you can't be bothered reading the beginner's guide.

  • Read HTBFANJS I guarantee it will be a huge help to you and will stop your early efforts being deleted on sight by these guys.
  • If you want to create an article, then simply follow this link: User:Killertrainer1/My sandbox (obviously you can change the "My sandbox" part to say anything you like). Please don't create articles on this page as this is where other users can contact you.
  • Always remember rule 2 and be constructive and civil at all times. It works (mostly) and it won't get you banned.
  • Have fun, that is after all why we are all here.

Again, welcome!  ChiefjusticePS3 21:47, March 30, 2010 (UTC)

edit Talk Pages

Hi Killertrainer1, just a quick note for future reference, please do not remove content from talk pages, it will not only annoy other users, but will also get you banned. Read HTBFANJS and this should you need help. Also if you are confused about any other facet of uncyclopedia, feel free to ask me here. Thanks. --ChiefjusticePS3 17:05, April 2, 2010 (UTC) --Killertrainer1 17:06, April 2, 2010 (UTC)

It might be a good idea too if you didn't redirect mainspace articles to your userspace articles - you can, however, add a link from Illegal Immigrants to your Mexicans article once you've finished writing it. Also if you are confused about any other facet of uncyclopedia, feel free to ask ChiefJustice because I'm a lazy bastard. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 18:52, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
Oh, and one other thing - you're probably thinking we're a right bunch of fascists at the moment since everyone's having a go at you. Don't worry - we're not (or not all of us, anyway) and we don't deliberately try to discourage new users. Hang around and finish that Mexicans article, I'll be looking forward to reading it. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 19:09, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
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