User talk:Kiko4564

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Regarding my edit summary on my edit here I meant to type stupid not "funny".


Interesting. Most... interesting. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101029 - 20:52 (UTC)

Voting pages

I said this in my edit summary, but I'll say it again - please don't tamper with other people's votes on voting pages, and to remove votes your own votes, just strike them out, don't delete them. They still apply to the history, especially when there are comments in response, and people might want to see what was changed, as well. When you do, though, it also helps if you say why or at least sign at it so folks know it was you that did it and not some miscreant without looking at the history. Hope this helps; cheers. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101106 - 15:32 (UTC)


Quit acting as if we're trying to purposely ban you from this site for good. I've nominated myself for banning twice now, and have gotten banned both times. From what I heard so far, you removed another user's comment, threatened to report users who were doing nothing wrong to Ban Patrol, attempted to use stupid reasons to get out of the joke ban by claiming it was a serious ban, and thought we were banning you when the {{USERNAME}} was only showing your name. Man up and quit being a wuss, otherwise you might be getting a visit from the Adminatti very soon... --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 01:42, November 7, 2010 (UTC)

I'm not sure what your problem is

But you need to relax. Deep breaths. Blanking user pages = bad. Revert warring=bad. Writing humor=good. Follow these simple guidelines and we shall all live happily ever after. --~Jewriken.GIF 20:48, November 12, 2010 (UTC)

Ban Patrol

As a tip, it's probably not an idea to put admins on it, as it is a waste of time, and also is misusing the page which should be more or less humour free place. Thanks:)--Sycamore (Talk) 16:29, November 13, 2010 (UTC)

Syccy's right - and as an example to others, I shall now permanently ban myself from the site. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 16:32, November 13, 2010 (UTC)


Sorry to be a bore.... Thanks for helping out with archiving BP. But... Please Do Not do that again. We keep the number of people who are "allowed" to do that to a minimum. Try and find something else to help with but please no archiving of BP, QVFD or VFD. Thanks. --ChiefjusticeWii 19:24, November 16, 2010 (UTC)

Ok, I will in the future. Just got confused as I saw other people doing exactly the same thing. Kiko4564 19:25, November 16, 2010 (UTC)
Hi Kiko. You have a seven day ban. Don't try to come back with any sock/angry vandal nonsense. Suggest (a) you go via IRC ( and argue your case there or (B), take the ban (go Christmas shopping perhaps) or (C) create an account at Uncyclopedia's sister site and serve out the ban over there. Your intentions here seem to have been good but it's not wise to try the patience of an admin and you did get a warning. I am not an admin either but I have had a ban as well in the past, in fact nearly everyone has been banned here for some reason or other, nearly always for a good reason. Anyway that's my advice - free of charge! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:33, November 30, 2010 (UTC)
I've been banned, too, and usually for very good reason. The problem with mine is the fact that they can't seem to pin enough on me to ban me longer, and so I keep coming back and making a mess... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101130 - 16:51 (UTC)

As much as we appreciate your right to take offence please do not lower yourself to blanking pages, it doesn't really do much to solve anything - if anything it simply makes you come across as rather dense.. we'll refrain from saying anything else as it appears the admins of this site have already taken the appropriate actions, have a good day --British National Party 22:24, November 30, 2010 (UTC)

..and you can also get banned for using an inappropriate user name+user page advocating people here to join a certain political organisation. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:18, December 1, 2010 (UTC)
But that was one of the funniest userpages I've ever seen, look at that guys face....anyhoo would it help if he became a member of the BMP instead? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
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