User talk:Kiewzhenyi

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edit You Are An Unwilling Participant in a Nefarious Competition!

Hello, Kiewzhenyi, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!

Sheepy

Who wants a welcome hug?!?!

You might think that you're being welcomed because you are liked.
Well
You have been misinformed. You are not liked.
Well, maybe a little.
Especially if you made a cake. Did you?
Anyway *clears throat*

The reason you have been welcomed is because members of an evil group, known as The Welcoming Committee are trying to score as many new members as possible to win some obscure statistic. Confused? So are we.

Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the airlock right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Don't forget the big red button marked "EJECT".

Here are a few good links for people new to this psychotic wiki:

If you read anything at all, make it the above two links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

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If you need help, feel free to ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply put {{adoptme}} on your Userpage to join.

Consider yourself welcomed. Now get to work! -- ~Jewriken.GIF 17:02, 28 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Vandalism

You suck at it. Give up now. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:13, Oct 28

I don't want to. :P

edit Hello Blake C

Carlb-sockpuppet-02 Excuse me, did we correctly find your inner sock puppet by saying you are Blake C?

Don't you get it by now??? After being banned so many times... maybe you should realize Uncyclopedia isn't your place. GTFO and stop driving us nuts--Sir Manforman CUN 17:18, 28 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Fuck Off {{USERNAME}}

-) You're userpage just made my day hehe. ;-) Lradrama 11:01, 29 October 2007 (UTC)
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