User talk:Kelton2

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Vandalizing articles

Stop it or you will get banned -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:04, October 31, 2011 (UTC)

VANDALISM IS POINTLESS

Okay, I will stop Kelton2 (talk) 16:51, October 5, 2012 (UTC) READ ALL ABOUT IT ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 01:38, December 4, 2011 (UTC)

The Game

Please go easy on the technique of "nonsense numbers." Everyone does this and everyone is bored with it. For more comedy tips, please browse through UN:HTBFANJS. Thanks. Spıke ¬ 22:01 12-Dec-12

Ok, thanks. Won't edit right now because here in mexico it's very late at night, but I will keep that in mind in the future. Kelton2 (talk) 01:15, December 13, 2012 (UTC)

In my opinion, you have not gone easy on this technique. What you have done is logged off, removed {{WIP}} from the article and substituted an excuse, then logged back on and gone on to other things rather than the prompt repair of a bad article that you need to do. This strikes me as bad faith and I have recommended that Admins review you. Spıke ¬ 18:43 16-Dec-12

Paper Mario

I have moved this article back to your userspace. Feel free to work on it and improve it until it is mainspace ready, or just enjoy it in your userspace. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 19:39, April 1, 2013 (UTC)