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==Welcome==
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===Welcome to my talk page, the place to talk.===
==Welcome!==
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===Leave a message here===
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===Take a hike===
Hey, {{PAGENAME}}, and <big>'''[[Welcome Party for Noobs|welcome to Uncyclopedia]]!'''</big> Thanks for making an account here. Hopefully, you'll like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for [[n00b|people like you]]:
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===Blow a dog===
[[image:Red carpet.jpg|thumb|right|190px|''Roll out the red carpet!'' '''{{PAGENAME}}''' has joined Uncyclopedia!]]
 
*'''[[Uncyclopedia:Beginner's Guide to Being an Uncyclopedian|Beginner's Guide]]'''
 
*'''[[Uncyclopedia:Vanity Policies|Our Vanity Policies]]''' - why we [[Nobody cares|don't care]] about your friends
 
*'''''[[Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid|How to be funny and not just stupid]]''''' - a helpful guide to help your writing
 
If you want your pages to last, those are good places to learn the basics of how to do it. With enough practice, your page (yes, yours) could even make it to the front page!
 
 
'''When on talkpages or forums, please [[:Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Sign your posts on talk pages|sign your name]] on talk pages using four tildes (~&#126;~~) or use the "sign" button ([[Image:Button sig.png]]) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date so we know who said what.'''
 
 
''To create a page, simply'' [[Special:Createpage|click here]] ''or make it in your userspage by clicking on this'' [[User:{{PAGENAME}}/article|red link]]. ''Remember to put a ''<code><nowiki>{{WIP}}</nowiki></code> ''tag on your page if you make it in mainspace.''
 
 
And finally, just have fun. It's why we're all here. Maintain a good attitude and you'll do well here. :)
 
 
If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the [[Forum:Village Dump|Dump]], or ask an [[Uncyclopedia:Active Admins|administrator]] on their talk page. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian [[UN:AAN|Adopt-a-Noob program]] is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. Again, welcome! &nbsp; {{User:Paizuri/sig2}} <small>'''01:27, 24 July 2010 (UTC)'''</small>
 
 
 
== What the hell are you doing? ==
 
== What the hell are you doing? ==
 
 
Stop spamming my talkpage. I didn't welcome you so you could go vandalize it. {{User:Paizuri/sig2}} <small>'''01:43, 24 July 2010 (UTC)'''</small>
 
Stop spamming my talkpage. I didn't welcome you so you could go vandalize it. {{User:Paizuri/sig2}} <small>'''01:43, 24 July 2010 (UTC)'''</small>

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Stop spamming my talkpage. I didn't welcome you so you could go vandalize it. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 01:43, 24 July 2010 (UTC)

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