User talk:Un-Kalidosa

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You Are An Unwilling Participant in a Nefarious Competition!

Hello, Un-Kalidosa, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!


Who wants a welcome hug?!?!

You might think that you're being welcomed because you are liked.
You have been misinformed. You are not liked.
Well, maybe a little.
Especially if you made a cake. Did you?
Anyway *clears throat*

The reason you have been welcomed is because members of an evil group, known as The Welcoming Committee are trying to score as many new members as possible to win some obscure statistic. Confused? So are we.

Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the airlock right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Don't forget the big red button marked "EJECT".

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Consider yourself welcomed. Now get to work! -- ~Jewriken.GIF 11:20, 15 July 2008 (UTC)

UnNews:Meteorite smashes NASA window, staff acting strangely

Welcome to UnNews and thank you for your contribution! I renamed it, as we don't use complete sentences with periods, and the title of the page is also the UnNews headline. It's quite a stretch from the source page...but that's not a bad thing. I will go in and make the dateline a link. Be sure to read our nifty Style Guide and maybe even my Letter from the Chief. Spıke Ѧ 02:22 15-Mar-11


Hi Kalidosa. Just dropped in to say Hi. I see you have slapped together a nice article there. I too have been tweaking with it for some time now. Seems we have some common interests....:-)JamesSomething 11:25, December 27, 2011 (UTC)

Welcome back!

I happened to click the link to your talkpage and noticed the welcome message by Mordillo, the presence of which implies that you registered quite a while ago. So I thought I'd say something nice to welcome you back. And good luck with your Philosophy of Science article. ; ) Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:24, 4 June 2012

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