User talk:Kaizer the Bjorn

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Jesus is not a stub - it's a disambiguation page, to help direct users to the correct page. The disamb tag is just at the bottom. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 02:58, 2 March 2006 (UTC)

edit shit poor n00b

please help me im a poor noob whos shit poor at quotes, templates, links, etc.

edit Sorry

Hey dude...I "borrowed" your pwned template for my own little bit of fun. I apologize in advance for swiping your work from you (I gave you credit for it though). -- Sp1r1tofRad1o 04:18, 30 May 2006 (UTC)

edit Care Bears

Thanks for covering me on that. I didn't even realize there was on article on Care Bears. Anyhow, I appreciate your support. --PiratehattieCap'n SimzorzAr, Matey! 18:50, 4 May 2006 (UTC)

It usually helps to search for these things, nevertheless, you're welcome. --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 20:56, 4 May 2006 (UTC)

edit Thanks for the pic!

I like it! It's definantly a keeper. I did put a couple suggestions on the request page though, but you don't need to feel like you have to do them. I like the work that you did! Who knows? Maybe it might be a featured picture sometime. --User:Filmcom/sig 13:35, 3 March 2006 (UTC)

edit Thanks for the for

Wow, you gave me your first for vote in VFH. I am honored.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 23:39, 5 March 2006 (UTC)

  • And I appreciated the nomination and vote for Oscar Mayer! Nothing like returning from the dead and having your new articles be enjoyed!  :) ~ T. (talk) 22:45, 16 May 2006 (UTC)
  • And AGAIN I am in your debt!  :) Who knew that Embracing Mediocrity would beat Oscar Mayer to the front page, but again, I'm grateful that you took the time to read it, enjoyed it, and voted.  :) ~ T. (talk) 04:10, 2 June 2006 (UTC)

edit Wheel of Deities

You probably didn't notice my response on RadicalX's Corner, or you haven't been around for a little while, so I'll say it here too.

Thanks for the image! It's pretty much exactly what I wanted, but I was wondering if you have a copy of it without the title which I can use, so that people can see all the entries on the Wheel. (Also, Deities is kinda spelled wrong :). I assume you probably have the title on a separate layer in the file and it won't be any additional work for you to upload a title-less copy, right? Thanks again. --Iritscen 15:59, 14 March 2006 (UTC)

  • Can you please reupload that image as a PNG, if you have a non-lossy source? I think its size would be reduced, and it would become cleaner. - User:Guest/sig 14:28, 16 March 2006 (UTC)

edit not a number

i'd like to move template:NotANumber to template: user notanumber.... do template redirects work? don't wanna mess up your page. Matt Kurz 02:38, 2 May 2006 (UTC)

I don't know. The only way to know is to try it. --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 21:37, 2 May 2006 (UTC)

edit Curious

Hey - saw your vote on the Colossus of Barbie and I'm curious. Why does this image not being Photoshop hurt the image in your eyes? Seriously, I'm trying to understand why it should have been photoshopped, or would have received stronger support if it were photoshopped. Its a learning curve on my part. Hugs, Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 13:26, 5 May 2006 (UTC)

edit Lawyers image on VfP

If I were running the show, this would be the hands down winner. I laughed so loud I snorted. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 17:20, 8 May 2006 (UTC)

Thank you, I saw your comment on VFP, and I am flattered. --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 17:43, 8 May 2006 (UTC)

edit I ask for a ressurection

I've changed the old disgusting user page I used to have, but the new one is still under construction. I would politely ask you to please ressurect/rise me from the dead. Thanx!--123Fat123 02:11, 15 June 2006 (UTC)

edit Thanks

Just wanted to say thanks for the nomination on sandwich- good encouragement for a n00b like myself

edit Cookie

Thanks for the cookie, even if it was sarcasm. --Joe!TALK|CONTRIBS|F@H 00:43, 10 July 2006 (UTC)

edit Here you go

For failing to grasp the concepts of "running jokes", "non-serious VFP nominations", and "humor". -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 03:56, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

edit It's spelt...

It's spelt caffeine. Just so you know... Spang talk 03:34, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

edit Welcome

As you seem to be doing it already I'd like to formally invite you to join the "Committee". -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Oh, and feel free to use the new User Box of the Committee:
Hanshaketiny This user is a member of the Welcoming Committee, because no other Committee would take them.

--Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:26, 16 September 2006 (UTC)

edit I've discovered a new method of huffing kittens.

I've posted it on the discussion page, and i think it belongs in the original writing. If i'm wrong let me know, i'll be sure to try harder for future articles.

I've also made a contribution to weapons that should exist but dont. again in the discussion.

--SpamJavelin 23:02, 17 September 2006 (UTC)

edit Bug-Rug

Bug-Rug is part of a series, expanding the SI units. As the "bug" is the measure of cuteness ("cute as a bug"), and the "rug" is a measure of traction, the "bug-rug" is a measure of snugness ("snug as a bug in a rug"). Furthermore, it is done in the style of physics units -- for example, a Newton is a kilogram-meter/second^2.

I request that you remove the NRV tag. -- Rei 16:39, 25 September 2006 (UTC)

Sorry mate, I was running on autopilot. --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 21:59, 25 September 2006 (UTC)
No problem.  :) -- Rei 23:23, 25 September 2006 (UTC)

edit NRV vs. QVFD

Okay, I noticed you NRV'd a one liner substub. For future reference, that crap goes directly to QVFD, does not pass Go, and certainly doesn't collect $200. Thankya. —Correspondent Hin Arash, PRAA Icons-flag-us [TALK] [KUN] (23:47, 25 September 2006 (UTC))

edit Hello Kaizer!

And how are you after 4 months missing in the mountains of somewhere? I'm reading your douglas adams unfinished rewrite, and there are bits and pieces in there that I want to implement, heck, i forgot about all that stuff with his nose too. I also notice you're a skilled adobe potatochopper, and I want to know, that if you find the time, can fill my image request for Douglas Adams? I plan on removing the one up there now, but any picture like my request would be good. Thanks, and especially for your link to your subpage rewrite. ^_^--Witt, Union leader of Union member UNion Entertain me* 04:41, 4 December 2006 (UTC)

Newcookie Witt E, has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

edit XMas

Tvcc Bradaphraser was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and
realised they had purposefully forgotten about you.
This user is completely thoughtless, doesn't care about Multi-culturalism,
and therefore DEMANDS you have yourself a Merry little Christmas... NOW!

Failure to comply with result in disciplinary action up to and including excommunication from the Capitalist Church

May you focus on your successes and forget your failures here at the end of the year. Never forget how we all improve one another's lives. Season's Greetings.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 17:35, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Xmasmoosewreath Nothing says [[Insert religious or pagan holiday of your choice]] like getting drunk with a moose. So this year, why not savour a treasured Canadian tradition with a bottle of hooch, horns, hooves, and hypothermia? The drinks are on me. ~ Todd Crown Royal

--Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 16:06, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

edit FUWAA Club...

I was the one who made it first, then Fam deleted it and banned me. All I'm saying is:

a) Why didn't yours get deleted, and you didn't get banned, and
b) Why is it still there?

I mean, you even say it's useless on the page, and stuff... if you don't get it deleted, I Well then, I will not like you. I will not like you very much. --Bleachie Icons-flag-us talc 02:15, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

edit Thank you, sir

Thanks alot for the Kaizer's pet n00b award :P ~ Mistress of the Clow ~ Cardcaptor Stacey Icons-flag-gb Snoopy [Talk] [Work] [Uncyclopedia Fanlisting] 15:16, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

edit Hi

Thanks. I've been reading stuff here for a while (and made some useless edits) and even helping Moneke (my cuz) with stuff.--DJ Irreverent 04:59, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

edit Thanks for the vote

769531427 447c16605d GopherKiller has given you a free ticket to ride Superman Tower of Bloody Severed Legs for voting on UnNews:Six Flags to sell severed legs in gift shop.

Have Fun! Remember, avoid those rednecks at all costs. They want your legs!--GopherKiller Questions? Comments?Icons-flag-us 15:13, 20 January 2008 (UTC)

edit Thanks


Thanks For Voting!

It's a bit of a delayed thank you (for this thing), but you deserve one nevertheless. I'd give you a hug, but all I have is this ballot paper...Perhaps you could fill it in again? No? I suppose not, thanks anyway! - Seeker

edit Your ferret

Seems like the kind of article ideal for audio. I dunno about the etiquette about this, though, so I'm asking you if you're down with that. --SirIsaac 19:07, 16 February 2008 (UTC) I recorded the audio for this, and it clocks in at 5 minutes. In other words, it's really, really long, and even the guy who recorded it is having trouble listening to the end. I'll still upload it and show it to you. --SirIsaac 15:49, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

edit Consume this cookie!

Newcookie Modusoperandi has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Thanks for pointing out that I broke a page, after I'd wandered away, basking the the glow of my own shinyness. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:11, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

edit Video-wiki

Hi Kaizer. Wanted to thank you for your feedback, and also to ask a question. I see from yours and other peopel's responses in the village dump that we can test this thing, and see if other community members like the idea. I don't mean to start putting videos in every article, just to create a sandbox explaining how it works, and try to integrate certain videos relevant articles. The thing is that an admin changed the skin and erased the video wiki button and link from the toolbox. I don't want to piss anyone off, but really think it deserves a chance and want to get this button back... Do you know a way? Thx, IdoSet 07:51, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

So now it's back... check out the Canadians video I started on my user page - you're welcome to comment, contribute and edit. IdoSet 13:16, 4 March 2008 (UTC)

edit Help needed

Hi, it's me nagging again... the video extension was taken off - again - and very unjustly. I mean, it was agreed that it was worth a shot, people began playing around with it, and the ones who didn't want it simply didn't use it. Any way you help me to get it back? I know there are people who support it but they are not "loud" enough. Thanks anyway. IdoSet 07:58, 13 March 2008 (UTC)

edit Dearest Kaiser

I'm pretty sure that the pic in your sig breaks the code. The code of sigs. It's too tall. 20px is, like, a basketball player in the 16px tall group of Uncyclopudlians. We're small people, mostly. I, for one, can barely reach the shift key.

  1. Moopo
  2. Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61!
  3. Mundo

See how the gap between your sig and Mundo is bigger than the one between Moopo and your sig? It's not a big difference. Indeed, I didn't notice at first. Then, the nightmares started. But I digress. 16px is the way to go. All the cool kids are doing 16px. You want to be cool, right? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:41, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

AACK! My vanity! -Fixed. --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 21:44, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
Oh, and your fly is undone. I probably should've told you that earlier. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:58, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
I'm aware, I normally have it like that, it's a bit more comfortable. I do zip it up for formal occasions though. --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 22:19, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
You do go half-mast for funerals though, right? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:04, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

edit How do I edit certain articles???????

There's no edit button for ceertain articles. Is there any way of editing them???

edit How do I change my signature?

Don't really like my signature that much, can you please tell me how to change it?



Nevermind, I found out, delete at will

edit Grue Summoning

Okay, so I read on the tile template (was not on my talk page I promise on the grounds that you can summon a grue to eat me if I turn out to be lying, I just was browsing around User:Sequence, can't remember exactly how I found the tilde template from there) that certain members of this wiki can summon grues. While I don't think i'm a noob anymore (one of my articles has survived almost 2 months, see Milwaukee!), I think this is awesome and would like to learn how to summon grues myself (please nobody tell me to press Alt +F4, that joke isn't even funny anymore). To anybody who could either teach me or even just tell me, I would be extremely grateful and may summon an Anti-Grue to bring you cookies :). Thanks. --BieberAxeKiller (talk) 12:54, May 20, 2012 (UTC)

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