User talk:Jushafink

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edit Welcome!

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edit Hi Fuckwit

I know that you've been blocked at the moment, pencil dick. You seem to have a slight issue with elementary logic as it pertains to a particular section in HTBFANJS, cocksucker. You see, the first thing you have to realise is that this is a guideline on writing comedic articles, and not a set of rules or regulations, ass hat. The second is that you've read that being crass does not mean something is funny, pussy breath, but taken it to mean that being crass means something is unfunny. Or to illustrate it a different way, cum stain, it would be like you read that being black does not make you a cat, and have assumed that everything that's black isn't a cat. Just thought you'd appreciate a deeper understanding of exactly why you're a fucking moron. Pup 12:17 04 Jan '12

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