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Why?! What did poor ol' JZ do to deserve this? {{User:Regret Tenenbaum/sig}} 05:11, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
 
Why?! What did poor ol' JZ do to deserve this? {{User:Regret Tenenbaum/sig}} 05:11, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
 
:Ok, I sorta found out why on Tom Mayfair's talk page, but why was he banned '''forever?!''' {{User:Regret Tenenbaum/sig}} 05:16, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
 
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IF YOU DO NOT CHANGE THAT SUMMARY FOR THAT CLUB PENGUIN TEMPLATE THEN I WILL HUNT YOUR DOWN AND KILL U BECAUSE THAT IS MY TEMPLATE!!

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edit Pre-Rendered Welcome!

Hello, Judge Zarbi, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left...Not that far, dammit! ...Yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

If you read anything at all, make it the above two links, particularly the second one. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your username, a link to your userpage, the date, and your social security number. Really, there are only two rules, just make sure you take a brief look at them.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone who cares will come along and help you if they can. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply put {{adoptme}} on your Userpage to join--but you might want to go and actively ask someone from here, or you might not be noticed. Again, welcome to the machine


TLB

The balloon welcomes you!

Now, being less formal, you will see the above message in a lot of users' talk page. However, that does not mean this is an automated message. Really, I had to click on your user talk, copy-paste this stuff, and submit it with my own fleshy finger. Now, some personal non-official advice:
  • You may think some stuff that appears everywhere here is cool, like Oscar Wilde, Chuck Norris, Kitten Huffing, Russian Reversal, and Mr. T. Those things are completely overused and not really funny anymore. Among us sophisticated intelligentsia, we call this phenomenon cliché. Whatever, these subjects are worn out, near death, and in dire need of being huffed. Just please don't mention them unless you have a very, very good reason. Or if it's funny. And I mean funny.
  • Another thing we veterans hate is Random Humor. Don't put chicken from Mars in an article about George Washington. You can put it in an article about, well, Chicken from Mars. That's it.
  • Humor is a subtle subject. People will tell you that talking about excretes is just bad taste - count me among them - and others will find this kind of stuff the
    pinnacle of subversive irony. Just stay calm, have a good look at HTBFANJS, and try to learn what works best. No one here will ban you as long as you don't impose your non-conformist ideas on already created stuff.
  • Start pages in userspace, first. By that, I mean if you wanted to create a page called "Flappy woo-ha," instead of creating the page Flappy woo-ha, create User:Judge Zarbi/Flappy woo-ha. That way, you'll have plenty of time to work on it and it won't be deleted or ICU'd. You can start a page in mainspace, just make damn sure what you put there is long enough and funny enough to not get huffed.
  • Never recreate a deleted article. Never redo a reverted edit. Never.
  • There are a lot of links I just put on your page. This is the most important one.
  • And, finally, don't be afraid. We don't eat people. Usually. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:13, Mar 9

edit Hi Mr. Judge Sir

Thanks for signing my guest book! And if we ever meet in court...could you be a bit, ya know, er...lenient on me? Just between you and me? Yeh, remember the name, it's Mr. Emily Yettie. - [07:50 1 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

Yeah, OK. I'm usually nice to people. MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb Talk! 09:56, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
Oh cool. You're really going to regret welcoming this tramp into your house...He he. Can I have some coffee please? - [10:06 1 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
/me makes coffee. Here you go. MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb Talk! 10:07, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
Thanks. I hope you don't mind, but I've invited a few of my friends round for the night. Well not a few, but one... if he turns up you'll see he's the equivalent of around 12.5 people. - [10:14 1 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Ok, but what I don't understand is how you can be the equivalent of 12.5 people. MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb Talk! 10:16, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
Well he's not equivalent to 12 people and he's not equivalent to 13 people, thus he's equivalent to 12.5 people. Well actually, 12.48, but I rounded it up. - [10:24 1 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
That's not a nice thing to say about Hv, you know how sensitive he is. You'll make him cry again. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 10:36 1 September 2008
I only did that once, and that time he deserved it, cause he was trying to pull me teddy bear's head off. - [10:46 1 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Ok. lets play Tea-party with your Barbie dolss now. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 10:51 1 September 2008
TEA PARTY!! I wanna do the slutty teanage daughter and you can do the vicar who's come round for tea. And Zarbi can do the parents. Isn't this going to be sexually fun? - [11:03 1 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Oh noes. No more orgies for me. The last one I was at was a disater, there was cum all over the wall paper and in the punch. Cum all in the new shagpile rug. Cum in the oven. Cum on the tables. Cum all over the white wash walls. cum in down the back of teh furniture. Everywhere there was seamen. But no, I'll just end up having to clean it up and it just isn't worth it. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 11:11 1 September 2008
*blushes* Please, not in front of the noob! - [11:13 1 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Oh er, sorry. You'll understand when you're older. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 11:15 1 September 2008

Hope you don't mind, but I heard the party from over there, and couldn't help myself... Anyone got a bag of peanuts? it sounds like penis! --MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 11:15, 1 September 2008 (UTC)

Yeh, I'm trying to start a party here. *passes the peanuts* Invite everyone you know! His parents aren't back for a week, so rock out! Who wants to play "piss on expensive shit"? *grabs peantuts back and pisses on them and then hands them back*. - [11:19 1 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Hot Dong! YesTimeToParty!!!!! MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 11:27, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
P E N I S
Piss on the expensive shit? Ok *unzips jeans and pisses on Yettie devaluing him by roughly £60 an hour* SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 11:26 1 September 2008
What the fuck? Dude, £60 an hour?? In like a year I'll only be worth like £1030! Your horrible bastard. Hey Judge, do you see this? Right here? Can you have this bad man locked up for a very long time, please? - [12:18 1 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
You mean like in a place where you get fed three times a day hot water, and a cosy bed with a nice strong man? Sounds good. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 12:29 1 September 2008
OMG, Al Orianapone has even bribed the prison cells! The stinking criminal! I hate the MAFIA, it's ruined so many lives. Aw crap. - [12:50 1 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Erm. I didn't bribe them. I prefer it when they're rough with me. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 12:55 1 September 2008
Ewwwww, totally ewwww. Totally and utterly ewww. GET AWAY FROM ME!! - [13:08 1 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
What? Boxxing wouldn't be any fun the oponent just gave in. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 13:16 1 September 2008
BoXing wouldn't be any fun, either, if the opponent had a chainsaw. - [13:20 1 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Oh fuck off. another thing that wouldn't be fun if chainsaws were involved would be fencing. Actually know it would more fun. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 13:22 1 September 2008
For the sake of saving Yettie, go screw yourself Orian. And if you're going to argue with Yettie, GO DO IT SOME OTHER PLACE. MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb Talk! 13:26, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
Oh yeah, and Yettie, I'm not a noob. I know how this place works quite well. MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb Talk! 13:27, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
Oh what is this? You're new bit on teh side? Trust me nobody is more jealous than me. Also it showed you up as an IP don't forget to sign in even if you use your sig. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 13:28 1 September 2008
If you're jealous, go jack off with your user page. And I just realised I didn't sign in. MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb Talk! 13:30, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
Zarbi, ancient Uncyclopedia ritual law states that anyone younger than three months should be considered "N00BSTUFF" and by extension a n00b. Don't take it personally, n00bing out isn't too bad. Everyone used to be a n00b, don't try and end your n00bhood too early. Although you may be a clever n00b. Also, I have a plan, Mr Judge. You make Orian close his eyes. And then I unzip my fly and say to him "I've got a surprise for you to suck on" and then I stick cow excrement up his nose and down his mouth. Now that, that, is pure style. - [13:33 1 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
No, jacking off to my userpage would be extreame vanity. However if you mean Under my matress then Ok. And do remember not to take us too seriously we're just mucking about. [EC] Fuck you Yettie you creep. [EC] Fuck you lots. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 13:35 1 September 2008
Yettie: I came here March 9th. I believe it somewhat more than 3 months. Orian: Go do that, and close your eyes so me and Yettie can carry out our plan. MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb Talk! 13:37, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
Hey, Orian, you're dumped. Me and Zarbi are an item now. And how am I a creep?? MARCH the 9th, eh? - [13:38 1 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
*shrug* You'll be back sooner or later. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 13:42 1 September 2008
Yettie: Check the time TLB did that. Orian: Ha. MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb Talk! 13:43, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
I believeth you. But have you written any articles yet? - [13:51 1 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
I haven't written any articles yet. I'm planning to in the near future though, when I get some ideas. MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb Talk! 13:58, 1 September 2008 (UTC)

edit An Offer...

-- MafiaHatBlack.gif C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum 15:39, 1 September 2008 (UTC)

Welcome to the Family, Zarbi, if you wanna know this is where all we Mafia people hang out and this is where the Italian mafioso hang out when they've had enough of sharing a bar with Russians. Enjoy! - [16:02 1 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

Thanks, Yettie. MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb Talk! 19:41, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

edit Important Mafia Business!

Dear Mafioso, Important Mafia Changes Have Taken Place!

Hello-a there, fellow killers and maimartists, this is your Don, here. I'd just-a like to tell you that we've had a little jumble up on the Family ladder of honour. The Russian "Digits" has been granted the special title of "Capo Bastone". "Dotnot" and "Grieve" have been made "Capo Bastone Delegato", and will be working closely with Digits as his assistants. A full list of their permissions can be found here. -- MafiaHatBlack.gif C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum 18:23, 7 September 2008 (UTC)

edit Sig

Are you having troubles with your sig? I jsut noticed your edit summary... Can I help? - [11:38 20 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

I think I've got it now, I had forgotten to tick the raw signature box on the preferences and I'd forgotten to use the nosubst template. Thanks anyway though. MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb Talk! 11:39, 20 September 2008 (UTC)

edit Whoa, this is cool

Regret Tenenbaum
Regret Tenenbaum - poop:
TALK - 19:49, 27 September 2008 (UTC)
Although I'm not sure I'm using it right....


VincentValentine
Judge Zarbi - FU SPANG!:
TALK - Time? Fuck time.
It's working OK. Just make something in your userspace like User:Regret Tenenbaum/Talk Bubble, and you can copy it there.


Regret Tenenbaum
Regret Tenenbaum - "Straight flag":
TALK - 19:58, 27 September 2008 (UTC)
yay! Ima go show it off :D


VincentValentine
Judge Zarbi - FU SPANG!:
TALK - Time? Fuck time.
I'm going to warn you now, I'm going to move them to a Template namespace page, and I'll categorise them with a new category. Yours will be Template:RT, if you have any objections after that, move it to what you want.


Regret Tenenbaum
Regret Tenenbaum - "Straight flag":
TALK - 20:05, 27 September 2008 (UTC)
Alrighty. Hey, would it be weird if I moved all my subpages into one catagory? Like "RT's endless subpages" or something?


VincentValentine
Judge Zarbi - FU SPANG!:
TALK - Time? Fuck time.
If you have enough subpages to make it worth it. And from now on, you will use {{RT|text=...}} for your template.

That's awesome...I'm getting one! - [08:37 28 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

Yettieland
YettieAwesome [09:39 28 Sep]
(talk - sign)
JZ, your bubble got huffed! I don't think the admins are too keen on these things going into mainspace, as they're really only fancy sigs. But good work, also I mangled your code a tiny bit...

edit Your honor


~Jewriken.GIF 13:43, 1 October 2008 (UTC)

Thanks. MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb Talk! 13:47, 1 October 2008 (UTC)

edit Dover Grammar School for Boys

For what reason did you undo my edits on the Dover Grammar School for Boys page?

--Superduck 19:22, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

Because you don't argue with people with power, who are more experienced than you. I know about it. MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb Talk! 19:25, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

You shouldn't argue with people if you don't even know the meaning of the word. I asked you a question.--Superduck 19:27, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

Never revert a reverted edit. TLB's welcome message to me, read the bottom of it.

edit QVFD: You're doing it wrong

QVFD is only for pages less than a week old, and it's only for microstubs (i.e. less than a paragraph), blatant vanity, and copy-pastes from Wikipedia or elsewhere. If you think something needs improvement - but again is less than a week old - read up on ICU.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 22:51 Oct 11, 2008

A lot of the shit I just added there was from months ago. I know well how ICU works. MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb Talk! 22:53, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
Exactly my point. If it's older than a week, use VFD. QVFD is only if it's been around for less than a week.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 23:24 Oct 11, 2008
Yeah, OK. Then I'll get banned for fucking up VFD. MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb Talk! 23:25, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
Aw, there, there. The only way you can fuck up VFD is if you go over the 20-article limit.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 23:38 Oct 11, 2008
Actually, I was planning to until I realised how many articles there was. MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb Talk! 23:39, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
That's what the Poopsmith's Lounge is for. QVFD isn't a replacement for VFD. Like, ever.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 23:50 Oct 11, 2008
Oh, and if you're still reading this, there are some people waiting to be banned. MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb Talk! 23:43, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
Meh.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 23:50 Oct 11, 2008

edit Sig + Categories

Hi there Judge, firstly one of your sigs breask the size standard: UN:SIG - with the categorizing its would be easeir for me to leave those due to the way th system updates, it's a bit of a one man job; now you left a few out, if your keen to do it (though the need is lacking) please amke sure you do the lot or leave it to me (very much my preference) Thanks:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 08:21, 12 October 2008 (UTC)

edit SIG SPAM! (you're not in trouble)

If your having trouble with that sig of yours, your friends at the mafia will be glad to help a brother out! :D -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 16:34, 12 October 2008 (UTC)

Thanks, but I got it handled. MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb Talk! 18:33, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
Actually, I like what you've done with it! The random script thing is nice! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 19:38, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
No doubt people are going to start stealing that like they did to my talk bubble. :P MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb Talk! 19:38, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
Well, think of it this way, Zarb, you're a trend-setter! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 20:03, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
Better than people doing this. MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb Talk! 20:05, 12 October 2008 (UTC)

edit VFD: You may, on some level, be doing it wrong

I'm sure that you've already been told, but when putting a page on VFD, don't forget to put {{VFD}} on the page that you're putting on VFD. Every time you fail to do this thing that I mentioned earlier, an old person falls down and breaks their hip. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:24, 12 October 2008 (UTC)

I did on two of the pages, but Maine Page was fully protected, and I don't believe I am an admin. MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb Talk! 17:35, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
Have you tried believing that you're an admin? That might help. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:40, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
I tried believing that, but pressing the edit button still reminds me I'm not. MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb Talk! 17:43, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
I try to remember that I'm a scrubber, this helps my whole "You Cannot be serious" Macenroe problem... — Sir Sycamore (talk) 17:44, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
But comedy is serious business! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:46, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
No, comedy is business for serious! MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb Talk! 17:48, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
Is that the English-Japanese-English translation of what I said? No, wait. That would be "However, the comedy is serious business!" Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:56, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
However, Japaneseman talk like Englishman! MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb Talk! 18:00, 13 October 2008 (UTC)

edit About my Pee Review

I have a quick question about the Pee Review you did for Gameboy Micro. You said something about the second picture not visible, but I can see it on my computer. There is definitely a picture there and I am worried that it was simply someone couldn't see one of the images that brought down the overall score of my article (I figure if you could see it then my images score would probably be at least a 6, and that would bring up the misc score too, bringing it closer to were I expected.) could you please look again if you get a chance? If you still don't see it, I will see if I can find the image online that I used. Thanks Icons-flag-pi Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 20:33, 13 October 2008 (UTC)

Sorry about putting your score down for the invisible second image, but it could just be firefox. If you show me the image online, I'll re-review it accordingly for you. Sorry again, MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb Talk! 20:35, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
Thanks, I don't know if its Firefox's fault, because it works fine for me and I use firefox. anyway, I found the image here (I hope that works). Icons-flag-pi Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 00:12, 14 October 2008 (UTC)
A rereview is in order for a couple of sections then :) MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb Talk! 16:18, 14 October 2008 (UTC)
Thank you. Icons-flag-pi Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 19:11, 14 October 2008 (UTC)
It's ok :) MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb Talk! 19:11, 14 October 2008 (UTC)

edit Nice work

Newcookie Sycamore has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Thanks for looking out for my stuff:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 16:51, 14 October 2008 (UTC)

If anyone fucks with my friends, they're also fucking with me :) MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb Talk! 16:53, 14 October 2008 (UTC)
I don't know, I figured that since I'm the one who blocked him...~Jewriken.GIF 17:02, 14 October 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, well...I can't block anyone. Yet. MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb Talk! 17:41, 14 October 2008 (UTC)
See, there goes Mordillo claiming all the glory...when in reality he sits on his arse all day doing nothing at all. - [18:07 14 October] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
What about you? I don't see anyone nomming you for WotM. It's probably cos you smell. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 18:22 14 October 2008
I don't see anyone nomming me for UotM either. That's because nobody cares about me. I'm not going to get it. MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb Talk! 18:25, 14 October 2008 (UTC)
Talking of UotM!! Someone needs to nom me for that shitttt!!! Cause like yeah, then it would be 5 in a row...I don't want to win. Just be nommed. *sniffle* And I'd like to thank my mum and my dog... - [18:28 14 October] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

edit Quick note

On Trash Yettie Stuff day you can trash any Yettie page, it doesn't matter if u trash that template or not. Orian can put his dirty, spiteful comments wherever he likes :) - [19:56 16 October] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

Say goodbye to any articles you were making then... MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb Talk! 19:57, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
Apart from articles. - [20:26 16 October] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
I'll say I fucked your sigbook over, because it's too late. MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb Talk! 20:27, 16 October 2008 (UTC)

edit Another quick note

 Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 20:40 Oct 16, 2008

Hilarious! - [20:49 16 October] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Isn't it? MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb Talk! 20:50, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
I am a god like that. Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 20:51 Oct 16, 2008
Of course... MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb Talk! 20:52, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
HEY WHAT THE FUCK MR. ZARBI?! YOU"RE THE CUNT FUCK THINGIE... FUCK YOU, ZARBI! - [20:53 16 October] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
+FUCK YOU SKULLTHUMPER! NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb Talk! 20:59, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
So then I was all like, hey, and he was all like, hey, and then I was all like fuck you  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 20:59 Oct 16, 2008
So then I told you to FUCK THE FUCKING HELL OFF, and you so didn't! MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb Talk! 21:00, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
Don't make me call the plumber. Joe the plumber.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 21:03 Oct 16, 2008
OMG HE ISN'T REAL!! THE REPUBLICANS PLANTED HIM!! - [15:21 17 October] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Don't talk to me about republicans. I only just finished masturbating don't make me horney again. That MaCain guy is so fit! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 15:31 17 October 2008
Yeh, you dig people who look like they got stuck in a wind tunnel, too, then? - [15:36 17 October] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Do you have no' respect for your elders!? You're a disgrace! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 15:38 17 October 2008
Probably not. MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb Talk! 15:40, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
But his plastic surgery, dear god, the humanity of it!! - [16:27 17 October] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

edit VFH thanks

Costume-grim-reaper-clipart ***You Are Dead***

Necropaxx's soul-felt thanks go with you for the For vote on Grim Reaper.

Remember, Grim's just a normal guy with the greatest job in the world.

Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:31, Oct 21

edit Did I move Prickett on the Members list?

If so, how? I have no idea how I did that. Sorry! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:05, 25 October 2008 (UTC)

Nah, good thing I was there to fix it. You somehow put him on the Italian branch. MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb Talk! 09:59, 25 October 2008 (UTC)

edit Bribe for nomination in VFC

Bunnylikescokkies2jl

Here are some cookies and a bunny! Bretthead

edit Sig

Dang! You've got one awesome signature! Oh, and thanks for the cake. Colonel Marksman 11:27, 26 October 2008 (UTC)

I'll help you make a sig of your own if you want, just ask. MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb Talk! 11:28, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
(psst! tell him you'll do it on behalf of the Mafia's help dept.!) -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 18:07, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
He doesn't even know what the mafia is! MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb Talk! 18:08, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
Well, that makes it all the more amusing for the n00b now doesn't it? I've never seen so many interesting sigs on any Wiki. Meh, must be the enjoyable atmosphere. Colonel Marksman 18:44, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
This place is teh humour wiki! We all have fun here, even if you don't write articles! MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb Talk! 18:45, 26 October 2008 (UTC)

edit Thanks

I know most users wouldn't usually reply to the automated message, though, from what I gather, there is nothing 'usual' about Uncylopedia. Seems like a great community and I can't wait to actually edit articles with my user instead of an ever changing IP. I'm off to the adopt-a-noob program. Thanks once again.

Jamekae 12:44, 27 October 2008 (UTC) (if you could teach me how to create a sig that'd be rather awesome.)

Well, I'd love the text to be a burgundy shade, preferably accompanied by an Australian flag. Since I'm not acquainted with which fonts I can have may I use your type? And, I'm sorry if there is an application or anything but yeah, would you adopt me?
Thanks, much appreciated. The small capital letters please. Are there any articles you recommend I cleanup? I just did Kevin Rudd because it was really poorly structured, though I feared to do to much at my new age in case of being labeled a vandal. Cheers once again.
Ok, I'll check out some of those articles then, I'll add you on MSN. Thanks for all your help. Jamekae 13:08, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
Jamekae Icons-flag-au (T/C) 13:27, 27 October 2008 (UTC)

edit And another one bites the dust...

Why?! What did poor ol' JZ do to deserve this? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 05:11, 28 October 2008 (UTC)

Ok, I sorta found out why on Tom Mayfair's talk page, but why was he banned forever?! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 05:16, 28 October 2008 (UTC)

edit What you did 2 my template makes me want to shoot your leg off!

IF YOU DO NOT CHANGE THAT SUMMARY FOR THAT CLUB PENGUIN TEMPLATE THEN I WILL HUNT YOUR DOWN AND KILL U BECAUSE THAT IS MY TEMPLATE!!

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