User talk:Jsemmens

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edit All hope abandon, ye who enter here. . . Just kidding...

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edit F@H


Sucrose b small This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she gives a damn & so should you.

358 This user has contributed 358 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home Team.

And have a userbox or two. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 09:47, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

Dudley.a El Zoof has awarded you a special 3D holographic edition of the List of one letter words starting with A!
For voting on List of one letter words starting with A. If you hadn't guessed.
Soon: List of one letter words starting with A II: The Sequel - List of one letter words starting with I

edit Thank you!

Tlntshow Congratulation! You are now happy owner of new proud fat kid with an Accordion from El Zoof! Tlntshow
Much felicitous appreciations for happy double nice good voting for HowTo:Stop Playing the Accordion

--El Zoof 01:01, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

edit In Soviet Russia, award gives YOU!

Red M&M Comrade NeedABrain has awarded you a red M&M!
Due voting on Practical Lessons on Communism

"In Soviet Russia, article features YOU!"

-- herr doktor needsAsample Rocket [scream!] 15:38, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

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