User talk:Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates

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edit You Are An Unwilling Participant in a Nefarious Competition!

Hello, Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!


Who wants a welcome hug?!?!

You might think that you're being welcomed because you are liked.
You have been misinformed. You are not liked.
Well, maybe a little.
Especially if you made a cake. Did you?
Anyway *clears throat*

The reason you have been welcomed is because members of an evil group, known as The Welcoming Committee are trying to score as many new members as possible to win some obscure statistic. Confused? So are we.

Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the airlock right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Don't forget the big red button marked "EJECT".

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Consider yourself welcomed. Now get to work! -- ~Jewriken.GIF 14:10, February 9, 2010 (UTC)

Also, great work on the Black Hole movie! ~Jewriken.GIF 14:11, February 9, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks! Working on a few more pictures and want to come up with a little more content, then it's off to mock something else! --Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates 14:20, February 9, 2010 (UTC)
Joyce Oates Carol Hall, hi. I didn't see Black Hole listed on your user page with the rest of your work, and wondered why. It's a very good article. Good luck with your newest project, ~ Aleister AIClogo 1:46 7.3.
Excellent Point, Kind Sir! Thank you for pointing that out! It's what got me the nomination anywho! Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates 03:34, March 7, 2010 (UTC)

edit So new, and such voting skill

Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 19:11, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

edit Recent Inactivity To End Very Soon

Stressful times demand attention paid elsewhere sometimes. I have NOT quit uncyclopedia, but am going to be contributing again within days, maybe hours, maybe minutes! -- 10:27, April 1, 2010 (UTC)

edit NotM

Congratulations Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates on co-winning NotM! You know, some of the greatest Uncyclopedians have been NotM. You're in good company. Congrats! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 01:07, April 2, 2010 (UTC)

Then again, some of Uncyclopedia's very worst have also won it.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 01:09, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
I could be the best OR the worst Uncylopeidian? The tyranny of freedom of choice! Thank you all for the nod. I'll let you know which one I decide to become !!!! --Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates 01:18, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
You won't have to tell us. We'll know. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 01:20, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
LOL! Of course. --Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates 01:31, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
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