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edit Welcome!

Hello, Jonny appleseed, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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edit All The Best

All the best for your noob of the month nomination! --PopGoesTheWeasel 02:14, November 16, 2011 (UTC)

edit Collaboration?

Hey, Johnny, it's me, PopGoesTheWeasel. Would you like to collaborate with me to write an article? I think you're good noob (by the way, you can vote for yourself for noob of the month) and I would love to hear your ideas. Thanks a lot for reading this. So what do you say? --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 05:26, November 20, 2011 (UTC)

Not sure, why don't you give me your ideas first? Maybe we could try to create an article for VFH. The more, the merrier, eh? --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 03:55, November 29, 2011 (UTC)
I like the ideas about the Solar Eclipse incident and the The Kingdom Of Pagan. Which of the articles do you think will work out better? After, we rule out the article we want to collaborate on, we'll start working on it, eh?
Oh, and by the way, that's a funny button you have there, let me press it -
Explosion mushroom shaped
--POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 04:09, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
I'm sold. Kingdom Of Pagan is my choice. Because it is a kingdom itself, I'm pretty sure we have a lot of holes to fill in, in other words, we can parodise a lot of things in it. I like your ideas too. Why don't we use your hilarious ideas and expand it through the article?
For example, when talking about orgins, we could use one of your ideas to fill that bit up. Hilarious ideas, by the way. So who starts the article? --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 03:24, December 1, 2011 (UTC)
I have already started the article, by the way. If you happen to change your mind, tell me. If you want to stick with Kingdom of Pagan, feel free to edit it. I started the info box, can you help me fill in? If you don't want to, tell me. Or we could fill in the info box half - half. Thanks.--POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 04:39, December 1, 2011 (UTC)
Can you keep this conversation on one user page only, otherwise a lot of this doesn't make sense. Also Jonny appleseed, can you sign your posts? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:13, December 1, 2011 (UTC)
Hey, Jonny, let's keep the conversation on this page! I'll be leaving for a week starting from tomorrow, so do whatever you want to the article. I have edited it again, and try to add some more images, thanks! --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 13:49, December 2, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnNews

Welcome bro! How do you find the place? Causy eh? Hope you like it! I liked the UnNews you wrote, hope you write more! Don't forget to include some links in them, as there is a lot of UnNews coming by these times and I'm lazy about reworking articles a bit. I'm quite glad to be able to use this as an excuse to drop by. Keep the humor coming! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 20:13, December 2, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hey Jonny

Awesome UnNews articles you have there. Also, I find you an awesome friend. After collaborating on Kingdom of Pagan, how 'bout we spend some more time together on making other articles?

And no, I'm not gay. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 04:41, December 15, 2011 (UTC)

Sounds good. And I'm glad you're not gay, because I'm married, and it just wouldn't work out. LOL. Also, I have deduced by the funny way that you spell words like humo(u)r, organiz(s)e, and zee (zed) that you live somewhere near the "Greenwich Mean Time" time zone. I, on the other hand, would be a cheeky Yank. But I think it'll be fun to write a bunch of stuff. I look forward to it. (And I have no problem using the British way to spell things either for the collaborative articles.) Jonny appleseed 17:09, December 15, 2011 (UTC)

edit Italy

Pizza flag
Mamma mia! You voted for Italy on VFH and it was featured!

Thanka youa! --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:34, December 18, 2011 (UTC)

edit Moving The Article

The construction box on this article is annoying. Mind if I move it under your page? Oops, I already did! --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 03:56, December 22, 2011 (UTC)

edit Well Done

Noobaward Noob of the Moment December 2011

--ChiefjusticePS2 10:08, January 1, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnNews:Greece Endorses Obama in 2012 Bid

I hope you won't take it bad, but I didn't put it on the front page, I sure will put it on the UnNews page though. Remember I have a lot of UnNews to read (which is easy) but I have to judge them (which is hard, and I hate to do that, and remember it is according to my taste which is not at all absolute.) If you feel I have taken the wrong decision, tell me on my talk page. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:57, January 8, 2012 (UTC)

edit Jonny!

Sorry for leaving the Kingdom of Pagan article for so long un-attended. In return, I've edited a large portion of the article. Hope you forgive me! Oh, and you don't appear to be responsive lately? Something the matter?

Remember to send me a message when you return,bro! I miss you! --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 10:40, January 19, 2012 (UTC)

edit Thanks for the proofread

I should have had that done to HowTo:Be Happy before it was featured. I miss these things when I try to proof my own work. Pup 12:16 24 Feb '12

Glad to help. Ive been a professional technical writer for the last 13 years, and I do the same thing when I try to proof my own work.

edit YOU! Hey, YOU! Yes, YOU...

...rock. Carry on. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Feb 28 '12 23:50 (UTC)

edit Congrats!

Well deserved feature. Keep up the good work! Pup 02:04, March 11, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks, and thanks for the nomination, Pupppy. -- Jonny appleseed (talk) 02:14, March 11, 2012 (UTC)

edit Hey!

Your article chairs is'nt bad. But I think it needs more links. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 10:20, March 12, 2012 (UTC)

edit Amero is featured

Alien-request

Many thanks for your positive vote--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 15:00, Mar 17

edit The Pea Buddy Awards

WOW! A brand new UnNews competition and we need you! Either prepare yourself mentally for the severity of the trials (don't sign up just yet, you cheat!) or commit your soul as a judge right now. May the Lord shine his blessings upon thee! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:41, March 20, 2012 (UTC)

edit I would like to bring your attention to this forum

Forum:Vote to De-Op Lyrithya                               Puppy's talk page03:20 07 May

edit It's been a long time since we talked, chap!

It's me, remember? Well, I don't blame you if you don't remember me, I don't remember you either until I looked back at my user page and realized it's been a long, long time since we talked. I guess you're still busy with your life, eh?

Well, I've been thinking. Another collaboration would be beautiful but that's up to you. Take this message as a brand new "hello"! --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 01:43, November 12, 2012 (UTC)

edit 63032 Billschmitt

I have tagged your new article with {{ICU}} and offered editing recommendations in the article. Basically, it doesn't look like an encyclopedia article and is probably never going to. We have other projects, such as UnNews and UnScripts, that are more suitable for this type of writing. When you write an article about something nonexistent, you are creating a page that no one will ever look up; they might only stumble onto it by mistake, through links like Special:Random. Also, please don't leave stuff unfinished in the main encyclopedia; create pages like User:Jonny appleseed/63032 Billschmitt and move them to mainspace when you are done (ideally, when someone else has reviewed them too). Cheers! Spıke ¬ 12:27 20-Sep-13

I moved the article. I got about halfway through it last night, and thought you know this is only half-baked...but I was too tired to move it or do anything with it then...figured I'd get to it this morning. But thanks for the feedback. You can go ahead and huff the redirect. Oh, and it does exist...WP:63032 Billschmitt. Jonny appleseed (talk) 19:01, September 20, 2013 (UTC)

Very well. However, when choosing its final name, do ask yourself whether anyone is ever actually going to type it; to boost readership, style the article not as an explanation of something no one knows or cares about, but as something they do. Either way, you remain free to write what you want to write. Spıke ¬ 19:04 20-Sep-13

edit Voting on VFD

Thanks for your vote, and for backing it up with a reason. But when you vote, you always need to adjust the count of votes on that side. Cheers! Spıke ¬ 10:43 6-Jan-14

edit UnNews:Same-sex marriage gains historical support

This is now on the Front Page (which I hadn't updated in weeks). I edited your lede paragraph to make it sound more like a news article than a sales brochure. ("News" must assert that something new just happened; and your story still has the feel of advocacy.) And I took further liberties with the excerpt of it that appears on the Front Page to try to give a hint of the article's comedy strategy. Spıke ¬ 16:52 18-Jan-14

Thanks, Spike, I appreciate the effort. Jonny appleseed (talk) 15:34, January 21, 2014 (UTC)

edit Air Force

Apart from this article's disturbing tendency to invite anonymous editors to contribute personal anecdotes, it strikes me that a blog about individual AFBs is not notable to the average reader — especially, in the case of Goodfellow, your observations about two individuals. (Thank you for not including their names!) Consider deleting that entire section. Spıke ¬ 16:37 21-Jan-14

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