User talk:JohnQ.Public

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edit Welcome!

Hello, JohnQ.Public, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

If you read anything at all, make it the above two links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome! --—Braydie 18:30, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Quidquid Latine dictum sit altum viditur


Ad perpetuam memoriam de Sol Invictus

Composure1, writer of UnNews and humble servant of Uncyclopedia, sends personal greetings to you [insert username here], on this festival for our glorious god Sol Invictus. While many heathen have long abandoned our undefeated sun god, especially since Emperor Theodosius I banned the holiday in the year 390, I know that you are a true believer like me. So I hope you are celebrating with all the necessary debauchery and sacrifices, and I wish you the very best. Orta recens quam pura nites Sol Invictus! --Composure1 19:08, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Thanks

Even though Brad had it won from the beginning. Thanks, I really appreciate it. --—Braydie 20:47, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

edit WIP

Hey, it would be handy to add the {{WIP}} tag to articles you are working on. It just shows admins that you are working on it, and don't take it as a "finished" article. --—Braydie 16:07, 25 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks. I still don't know my way around all the little things here and there. --JohnQ.Public 16:09, 25 December 2006 (UTC)
That's understandable, I just thought that little hint would help you on your way. If you need anything else, feel free to ask me on my talk page. --—Braydie 16:10, 25 December 2006 (UTC)
Yeah, is my shit considered "funny: haha" or "funny: pathetic"? --JohnQ.Public 16:11, 25 December 2006 (UTC)
I would say that the Uncyclopedia:Ignore all rules has the most potential, it's got a good concept behind it. There is a place you can go as well if you get stuck which is Pee Review. The only thing is you might not get a response. --—Braydie 16:17, 25 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Uncyclopedia:Ignore all rules

I was wondering what exactly is this page meant to be? Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 21:06, 26 December 2006 (UTC)

It was a part of the 5 Pillars (5th Pillar to be exact). But what seemed like a good idea at the time quickly ran into a wall of unmaterial. And I need that one little post note that says something along the lines of "this page is incomplete, please add more jokes." Hopefully someone will figure out what I was going for and will fill in the blanks. I was basically going for an explination that most of the rules here don't apply, and that it's little jokes here and there that keep this place together. Does that explain it better? --JohnQ.Public 21:18, 26 December 2006 (UTC)

Yep. But I'd consult with one of the admins before adding something to the five pillars. Also, you can add the {{expansion}} template. Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 21:23, 26 December 2006 (UTC)

If I knew who they were, I would. And the few I've learned about don't seem to be here too often. Any names you wanna drop? --JohnQ.Public 21:43, 26 December 2006 (UTC)

Well, it would seem that Tompkins already deleted it, so you might wanna talk with him... Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 22:45, 26 December 2006 (UTC)

edit award voting

Uncyclopedia:Vote for awards, decorations and honours is where you can suggest new awards --Maj Sir Insertwackynamehere Icons-world CUN VFH VFP Bur. CMInsertwackynamehere | Talk | Rate 03:30, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Jawa

In case you weren't watching, I placed an answer on my talk page. Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 18:44, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

yeah, i saw it. My apologies for not posting that notice. There are some things I like about the Wiki software, and others I don't. It's all about steps, and some are a pain to remember.

No Worries. And don't take NRV tags personally, it's sometimes difficult to distinguish the good guys from the vandals. Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 20:35, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

I think I'm a good guy. Or so the voices in my head tell me. Wish I had a nom for Noob of the Month, but I don't think I'm going to get one. People don't seem to like my kind of smart-assed humor. --JohnQ.Public 20:45, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

Well, take your time and keep on putting some effort, those things take a bit of time... Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 21:06, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

edit UOTM

BePrepared Braydie thanks you for voting for him to be Uncyclopedian of the Month January 2007.

Braydie at 15:13, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

edit Award from UN:REQ

Thumbs up2

This user created Unquotable:John Locke, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!
(If awarding yourself please update the award statistics)

MadMax 02:27, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

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