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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome! 16:33, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
In honour of your good taste and breeding for selecting a deep, socially conscious and literate satire as Suburban homeboy for featuring, I tip my cap to you. Hurrah!-- 06:18, 19 September 2006 (UTC)
Wow... Thanks for voting for my article on VFH. Finally, my lack of volunteer work, failure to socialize outside of the interweb, and ugliness have paid off. Again, thanks! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:13, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
It seems in the course of writing a comment on one of articles, I accidentally deleted your vote on that piece. I'm sorry about that -- I honestly don't know how that happened, and it's been corrected. Again, sorry.--Procopius 16:25, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
edit Welcome to UnNews
With regard to UnNews:They're Going To Marry The Gays, Ha-Ha!, I think it may be better placed with UnTunes, a haven for tunes which should never exist, lest they hearken the apocalypse. I'll leave it for the moment... can you do an audio rendition to mp3? Please get back to me Get saved! 00:16, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
|On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you.|
Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Get saved! 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
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edit We shall never forget
|LET US BOW OUR HEADS IN SHAME|
16:49, 4 March 2007 (UTC)