User talk:Joe SheA/Archive

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Hi everyone. New shit on bottom, or Chuck will r0xx0r your s0xx0rz.

Hey...

Hello just thought I'd point out that your user boxes really should be on your userpage (or in a sub page like User:Joe SheA/My userboxes) not your talk page (people come to talk to you here). Also on your user page you have the UGotM award when you really shouldn't. That's something you need to earn. It's also my understanding that you seek adoption, this I can help you out with as I currently have nothing to do. If your interested then reply here. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM11:21, 25 July 2008 (UTC)

I accept both the advice and the offer, but right now I got to go to bed. J-Shea 11:12, 25 July 2008 (UTC)

Sure I do too, also some breif formatting rules on talkpages. indent (using a colon (:)) one more than the person that you're talking to. also try to avaoid obliterating bit's of timestamp code as it can make code leek all over the place (I know you probably didn't mean it or even notice but maybe use the preview button?). SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 11:21 25 July 2008

So adoption?

Yeah sorry I forgot to get back to you, if you're still interested on in the adoption thing just add {{Adoptee|Orian57}} to your userpage. Basically it means you come to me to ask your questiosn about stuff I'll help you with articles and creating a fancy sig (if you want). SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 15:56 27 July 2008

Halt

Cease your actions, sir. Or face the consequences. --CharitwoTalk 02:12, 10 November 2008 (UTC)

OK i'll stop just don't ban me --J-Shea 02:14, 10 November 2008 (UTC)
Too late. Continue to be a dink when you return and I'll make the ban permanent. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:22, 10 November 2008 (UTC)

GGGGOOOODDDDDDDDAAAAMMMMNNNN HHHHIIIIMMMM!!!!

I'm sorry Modus. My f*cking little brother got a hold of my password. Please forgive me. Also, Mordillo banned my IP (also the little prick's fault). Could you be so kind as to remove this ban if it's convenient? Thank you so much. J-Shea 04:28, 24 November 2008 (UTC)

Oh, and I beat the f*ck out of him with a raw trout for touching my computer. He won't cause anymore trouble. Thanks again, J-Shea 04:32, 24 November 2008 (UTC)

No problem. Don't share your password, and don't hit your brother...with trout. That's a waste of good food. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:04, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
Thank you. Don't worry, next time I'll use spoiled meat.J-Shea 05:18, 24 November 2008 (UTC)

Considering the fact

That you've been banned thrice already, I wouldn't go dropping remarks to other users who "misbehaved". Especially the way you did that. You are nudging closer to your final ban. ~ Mordillo where is my FUCKSTAIN? 08:33, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

OK I'm sorry about that. I'll get myself under control. J-Shea 13:10, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

ReddFighter Says-

dude, four things. 1st unless your an admin, you cant tell me what to do. it was on accident, i set it up on another page but someone deleted it. i just wanted to get a clean talk page.

2nd, the only user pages i ever "spamed" was my freinds Kuhkukachoo and Shadow Sniper. THEY SPAMED ME BACK for fun, so yeah.

3rd, its called email, retard.

4th and formost, i can do what i want to on my talk page, so unless an admin says i cant use commas or spelling is a big issue, which it isnt my best feild, than leave me alone. ReddFighter

The commas comment was sarcasm. J-Shea 02:58, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
If you did it by accident, why did you delete every comment except yours and the one from from whoever the hell that is? And don't spam people, use their "email, retard", as you you so eloquently put it, not Uncyc. J-Shea 03:02, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

sry, well, i was talking about the first comment, the one were you thought i wouldn't know who wrote that one. I have stuff sent to me by email, which it would say, "User:Talk Reddfighter was changed by Joe SheA" thats what i meant by "email retard." which was alittle harsh. anyway, i will leave it at that. your not an admin, are you?

All of a sudden you're polite. Just kidding; im not an admin. But i feel obliged to tell you...
Seriously, it takes less than five seconds, and provides a link to your userpage. J-Shea See? J-Shea 04:48, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

Flamewar contained

I won this flamewar, ReddFighter. YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!J-Shea 04:53, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

DDDDAAAAMMMMMMMMIIIITTTT I STRECTHED THE PAGE! WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Boo-hoo to you too, J-Shea 04:53, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

Reverting me

Will have dire consequences. If I removed something you write it was for a reason. This is your final warning. ~ Mordillo where is my FUCKSTAIN? 12:33, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

I'm sorry; I thought ReddFighter had removed it. J-Shea

~

yes, i have learned to sign my posts :D. ReddFighter 17:57, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

YAY!!!!!~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ J-Shea 02:26, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

My First Intelligible Article

Alright, I just finished Laws of Physics, and I think it's pretty funny. Anyone reading this, please look at it and offer suggestions/comments. Thank you. J-Shea 03:25, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

Random: Chuck Norris, God and Kurt Cobain should not be mentioned on the same page (unless they started a band).
Listy: Lists of more than six things are one or more things too many. Paragraphs are better than lists. Try reading wikipedia's pages on stuff (not, it must be mentioned, their page on the anus).
Pictures: Needs 'em.
Lastly: You're talking to yourself on your own talkpage. This indicates insanity. Lucky for you, I passed by looking for my dog. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:13, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
Thanks a bunch for the suggestions. I'll get working right away. I hope you find your dog. J-Shea 05:17, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
So do I. Note to self: don't let pets on the internets. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:37, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
I still miss my fish. J-Shea 05:37, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

Hey :D

do you have any suggestions fer my Call of Duty page? I've kinda ran out of ideas, and have started on CoD 8 (see my article) and I cant think of anything. If you could help me, I would appreciate it. (o, and i sent this out to all my "freinds")

thnxbai- ReddFighter 01:27, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

Sure no prob. J-Shea 01:49, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

All I Wanted This Year

was a single XXXmas card. WAS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR? J-Shea 06:37, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

Instead, Modus lost his dog, I found my fish dead, and I am forced to use 4chan! Oh, and my brother killed himself after murdering the rest of the family (besides me, since I was surfing the Intarwebz), or something. J-Shea 06:42, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 8th January 09

MrN9001 15:55, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

Nomination

Want me to nominate you for useless gobshite of the year? (since I saw you nominated yourself for useless gobshite of the month, thought you might want to win the award that's 12 times better) --Docile hippopotamus 10:41, 12 January 2009 (UTC)

Sure go ahead. J-Shea 12:35, 12 January 2009 (UTC)
Done. --Docile hippopotamus 00:41, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

Dear god,

you are one of Orian's children. That is all. - [19:44 13 January 2009] YYettie

You have penises for lungs. Now please leave, or you will be escorted from the premises. J-Shea 19:49, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
Oh I'm a fan of yours I assure you. Penises for lungs, seems like quite an inspired thought, actually! - [20:13 13 January 2009] YYettie

UnSignpost 15th January

MrN9001 21:26, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
Maybe the next one could be with....Clinjas?
I'm no writer, but 99% of all clinjas and grues have perished in a gigantic battle with Chuck Norris. Please donate to keep them from extinction. --J-Shea 19:20, 18 January 2009 (UTC)

Sockpuppet of month

Your not a sockpuppet. I thought you would want that too since your in the running for UGotY and UGotM. Sure you won't change your vote to a for? --Docile hippopotamus 04:58, 17 January 2009 (UTC)

Wait-is the ban on SotM enforced? --J-Shea 05:00, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
If it isnt, then yes --J-Shea 05:00, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
I'll ask. --Docile hippopotamus 05:04, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
haven't got a reply yet, but I'm sure its not a ban forever. --Docile hippopotamus 06:56, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
Thank you. Let's go for teh grand slam, people! UGotM, UGotY, FFS, and SotM! --J-Shea 06:59, 17 January 2009 (UTC)

the awards

Your close to winning them, but need a couple more votes. Is there anyone you can ask to vote for you? --Docile hippopotamus 10:22, 26 January 2009 (UTC)

Get ReddFighter and his friends (listed on his userpage), as well as Orion57 for UGotY, FFS, and SotM (already threatened his life for a vote--yes, my own adopter). --J-Shea 05:13, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
Do you want me to ask them to vote for you? --Docile hippopotamus 00:47, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
Yes. ALL OF THEM!!!!! --J-Shea 02:12, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
It has been done. --Docile hippopotamus 13:09, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
what a tangled web we weave; when we first seek to whore attention-eve. --J-Shea 13:23, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
Um... how do I vote for you??? (yes I am a noob at this). I havn't really ever voted for anyone...ReddFighter Talk!| 20:11, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
Go 2 vote page and put [[Symbol for vote For.]]. --32.144.207.82 22:51, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
Oh, thank you stranger. - ReddFighter Talk!| 22:54, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
Forgot 2 sign in. Sorry. --J-Shea 23:55, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
Ask the woodburninator to vote for you for GOTM. --Docile hippopotamus 03:09, 30 January 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 22 + 7 (+1) January

MrN9001 02:24, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 5th February 2009

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