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User talk:Joe SheA/Archive



Geeze I saw you do this ages ago and yet no ones here yet? You must be lonley, let me give you a hug. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 09:38 6 February 2009

My own adoptor raped me. Uncyc, this is your fault. --J-Shea 12:48, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

Actually, for this one time, Uncyclopedia is not to blame. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:59, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
Socky's right you know, you're just so damn cute... ;) ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 07:34 7 February 2009


I've been working on a HowTo article. It is called User:Docile hippopotamus/HowTo:Become RAHB. Want to collaborate with me? --Docile hippopotamus 10:36, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

Sure but I don't know how that works. Explain please. --J-Shea 12:46, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
You help me with the HowTo article, and we share the credits of it. OK? --Docile hippopotamus 22:55, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
Sure thing. BTW, could you help improve this article I keep whoring?. Thanks. And your welcome. --J-Shea 23:08, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
Sure I will take a look. --Docile hippopotamus 02:31, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
So what did you think of my HowTo? Anything that needs to be added? --Docile hippopotamus 02:49, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
Too short, first of all. Expand it and I'll be able to give an adequate critique. And don't forget to mention in the 1nd section the only permanent method of rahbicide. --J-Shea 04:57, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
/me in deep tremolo voice: "UnViagra!UuuunnnnnVvvviiiaaaaagggggggrrrrrrraaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!" --J-Shea 05:01, 7 February 2009 (UTC)


Sexy girls

I'm sure you will like it here!

Hello, Joe SheA, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. You seem to have a sense of humor, but to be sure that it corresponds to the kind of humor that is accepted on this site, I suggest checking out the following links:

  • Beginner's Guide - A massive guide about how to be the best you can be at Uncyclopedia. I've honestly never read the whole thing in one sitting myself, but it is very useful if you're looking for help on a specific issue.
  • Our Vanity Policies - This page details why we don't care about your friends, your school, your gay fourth period math teacher, or the homework he has you do, and in-jokes. DO NOT violate this policy.
  • How to be funny and not just stupid - Our flagship link. This will tell you how to not get booed off the metaphorical stage that is Uncyclopedia. I STRONGLY suggest reading the entire thing through, perhaps more than once.
  • Uncyclopedia:Best of - For a bit of inspiration. These are our featured articles. This is the kind of stuff we like to read around here.

Now that that's out of the way, just look down and you'll notice some more links. These ones are about help in general:

At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but I do recommend it, it can be quite enjoyable, and it's a good chance to let others take notice of your writing. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:Joe SheA/Article about stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian, and remember: Have fun with it. We're all here to have a good time and a good laugh. Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (button_sig.png) above the edit box. Again, welcome!

You are now officially welcomed. Enjoy! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:00, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

I've been here for 6 and 1/2 months. Why am I only now getting this? --J-Shea 23:10, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
Probably because you created your own talk page. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:13, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
I was trying to archive it. How do I do that? --J-Shea 00:26, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
If you want to archive something, you can simply cut and paste the content. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 13:00, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

Just so you know

I have removed your name from Uncyclopedia:AAN/Adopters, as you do not currently meet the requirement of having a minimum of 500 edits. You currently have 315 edits according to your edit count. I would recommend waiting to adopt noobs until you have a good grasp of this site yourself. Taking on a noob is a big responsibility; perhaps your attention is better focused elsewhere for now. Cheers! Sir SysRq (talk) 19:09, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

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Laws of Physics

I nominated and voted for it at User:Hyperbole/VFG. --Docile hippopotamus 05:56, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

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Laws of Physics

I was thinking that for Laws of Physics, it should be made that there are two lists of laws, the seven primary laws of physics, and the secondary laws of physics which do not apply to all cartoon shows but do for some. What do you think? --Docile hippopotamus 23:47, 21 February 2009 (UTC)

I love it. I'll do my best to watch more cartoons further my research, but I might take too long to figure some out. If you feel like it, add the Secondary Laws of Physics. --J-Shea 23:51, 21 February 2009 (UTC)
OK. I'll do what I can. Currently busy right now with homework, but later I'll get on it. --Docile hippopotamus 00:42, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
Thnx now I'm going into the theater 4 Fri. The 13th. Won't be back 4 2 hours. --J-Shea 1:26, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
It was AWESOME. Anyone under 14 will not make it past the opening credits. --J-Shea 03:23, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
What movie? --Docile hippopotamus 03:36, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
The new Friday the 13th. Very graphic stuff. --J-Shea 03:37, 22 February 2009 (UTC)


Going to re-vote for yourself? --Docile hippopotamus 11:24, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

Done. --J-Shea 12:46, 24 February 2009 (UTC)


User:Narcissus Black here. Even though we're running against each other for sockpuppeteer of the month I just wanted to say, I like your style. I too am a capitalist pig and a Catholic and support the genocide of crappy articles. -- 23:36, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

Oh and I also have an IQ of Over 9000 and share your contempt for SysRq. He's a funny little thing isn't he, running around doing his little roach errands. -- 23:38, 24 February 2009 (UTC)
Thanks. I was banned by TKF, otherwise I would have responded sooner, but I digress. Until next month, I'm sucking up to that lazy fuck who won't use vowels or spaces, so he won't delete my nom for World's Best Friend, but I agree.
Two things:
One: What is this style (i.e., my style on talk pages, Uncyclopedia award pages, my conduct, or this), of which you speak?
Two: You are absolutely right that Uncyc could use more people like me. That's not arrogance. There is a smaller percent of users (that aren't just IPs hoping to get a 3-minute vandal spree before getting caught (and are not a mispelled conic figure of some sort)than articles not written by 8-year olds. -- 04:48, 25 February 2009 (UTC)
I'm not sucking up, but it's just your whole attitude, your disdain for the talentless dullards who run the website, your witty observations and your intelligent and imaginative sense of humour, intelligence and imagination being traits rarely seen on Uncyc these days what with a certain group of glorified trolls whom I unaffectionately refer to as "The Unfunny Patrol" relentlessly sucking the life out of every single article and beating down anyone who objects. People cower in fear of them when they should be mercilessly vandalising their userpages. It's ridiculous. I was actually glad when they deleted the once-proud Artemis Fowl article. Might as well put a wounded beast out of its misery, eh. The problem is that when a humour website starts taking itself seriously, it's doomed. They say the rules on Uncyclopedia are strict but the only rule there seems to be is "don't question authority." Okay, I've had my rant now. Take care. -- 15:54, 25 February 2009 (UTC)
how long have you been banned for? --Docile hippopotamus 10:24, 25 February 2009 (UTC)
JoeSheA for the win! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 15:58, 25 February 2009 (UTC)
Why? What's wrong with me? -- 20:08, 25 February 2009 (UTC)
I'm not saying you're bad or anything, but you seem less innocent. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 20:12, 25 February 2009 (UTC)
True. -- 22:01, 25 February 2009 (UTC)
Ive been banned until friday for a mix up. I emailed him but no response yet, and if I log in 2 check, that IP gets auto-banned for 24 hours. I was also banned from irc for being funny. 18:13, 25 February 2009 (UTC)
I thank God Modus and Codeine are still around. 18:20, 25 February 2009 (UTC)
You still have two days to go. Try to be more careful next time. Also, you can check the block log without logging in. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 18:45, 25 February 2009 (UTC)
I'm too fucking lazy. Complaining's easier. 19:04, 25 February 2009 (UTC)
Also, the issue is misuse of sysop power. -- 19:04, 25 February 2009 (UTC)
Did you notice yet? Thekillerfroggy unbanned you. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:20, 25 February 2009 (UTC)
I know, I just saw the e-mail on my phone. --J-Shea 23:39, 25 February 2009 (UTC)


I'm probably going to get a maelstrom of banning and hate mail thrown at me for this, but it needs to be said: The Uncyclopedia Stalwarts:

The Triple Entendre. Pwned. --J-Shea 23:48, 25 February 2009 (UTC)

And let us not forget the remaining reprobates.


You got some nerve using the word reprobate outta the blue like that. I suppose it'll be sychophant or imbecile before long. Well listen to this.


you listening?




you listening?


still listening?


Christ you'd fuckin' better be


so listen


Heed me now. Don't make this any mo' difficult, than it has to be, for it will be, can ONLY be, by it's very nature, by DEFINITION, as defined by so many, and yet remaining, undefinable? Perhaps, but nonetheless, in spite of, the nature of the issue, at hand, despite the intangible, indistinct, HARD to DEFINE (as I've said before - and may say again - that is to say, ethereal) but will remain very real nonetheless, in case of, and inasmuch as, I hear from you again in a way that is perceived to be (being my own perception) disrespectful harmful misanthropic disturbing cruel disobedient rUdE with bad intent and lack of respect... so WATCH IT partner --noamshouseparty 15:56, 28 February 2009 (UTC)

The word's misanthric, you sycophantic imbecile. --J-Shea 05:20, 1 March 2009 (UTC)
You should have replied on his userpage, you really should. -- 13:08, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

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I archived User talk:Joe SheA/Archive. --Docile hippopotamus 05:31, 1 March 2009 (UTC)

lost cause

why? --Docile hippopotamus 05:12, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

Every time I'm about to win, I get disqualified on a technicality, or there's a surge of late voters. And I was too lazy to cross out my vote for Famine. --J-Shea 05:19, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

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You have a starcraft template on your user page. You still play it? --Docile hippopotamus 08:18, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

Yes i do. Kicks ass. Starcraft 2 is finally coming out this year. -- 12:10, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
You said everyone at school knows this username. Are you going to create another account? --Docile hippopotamus 21:04, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
Yes. This is my last post. -- 21:24, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
Bye, and Qagaasakuq [1] --noamshouseparty 21:34, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

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