User talk:Joe9320/Archive 3
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edit Goa Tse Clan question
Question not application--if someone signs up, do they get credit for work they've already done, or do they have to start from scratch? And is it all right if they also work for a different conspiracy (or even four or five different conspiracies)? Not that I'm a part of any conspiracies, of course. I'm not talking about me anyway. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:06, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
edit Pokemon thingy
edit Imperial Colonization Buccaneer Admiral walking the plank!
IMPORTANT: If you want to make comments on any part of this message, please post your comments on the IC talk page. I've sent this notice out to about 40 people, and will likely never see your response if you put it on your talk page. But if you insist on doing it anyway (sigh), please at least start a new section using == (Your comments) == below my signature, or click the + tab up above, and make comments there. This message is set up as a template, so if you try to make edits in this message, it will edit it everywhere, and get me nasty notes from admins.
Actually, I'm looking for a temporary assistant/permanent successor as head of Imperial Colonization. I got put in charge of IC because I kept bugging a certain admin. I'd say, "Why isn't somebody doing this with IC?" and "Why isn't somebody doing that with IC?" So that admin basically said "Why, you're somebody; go do it" (see discussion here). But as you can see, I took on the position planning to update IC, get it moving again, and see it through one colonization. Well, that happened. IC was updated and reactivated and, thanks to some great colonizers, Creationism was recreated in a spirit of cooperation, was rewritten on deadline, was Pee Reviewed and, as a bonus, was voter-chosen as a feature article within about a day of being nommed. Our current project, Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/Batman is scheduled to be written by 20 March, and then we'll begin another. IC is moving...and I'm looking for someone to keep it moving. If interested, please post a note on the IC talk page--experienced and successful users only need apply. Ability to say "ARRRRR" like a pirate is not required, but would be nice.
edit Your edits on IC
I appreciate the fact you've been a part of Imperial Colonization for a long time, and have worked on more colonizations than almost anyone else.
However, I do want to make some comments about your edits.
On Batman, your edits are here. You have Bruce Wayne doing a dance and acting silly. But the article as outlined there is dark, with a little of the feel of Poe and Lovecraft. Also in the article Bruce Wayne is heavily sedated and completely restrained--but you have him dancing, waving his arms, etc. Your edits were completely off track, and were therefore reverted.
So in both the articles I oversaw as head of IC, your edits were reverted as not fitting the article.
I'm going to ignore Transformers as, frankly, I'm not sure where that was supposed to go anyway. Also I wasn't in charge of IC then anyway.
I wasn't in charge of God either, but will comment. The consensus was to do the article about God the Gambler. But you addedthis about God making a breakfast cereal, which doesn't seem to connect to the concept. To be fair, you also added links, which were useful. But again, I'm using that only as an example as I wasn't even in IC then--my concern is with Creationism and Batman.
In the future, please carefully read the concept of an article and read what's been written already. I went ahead and gave you credit on Batman even though, frankly, as far as I can see none of your edits were used. But for future articles, please work hard to stay on topic. If none of your edits on our next colonization fit the article, you will not be given credit. If it continues, I will move you off the active membership list.
If you'd like to be a part of setting the direction for an article, you can do so now at Uncyclopedia talk:Imperial Colonization/Discordianism. Thanks for listening, and I hope this will inspire you to be a productive member of IC. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 19:25, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
edit Discordianism vote needed quickly and member retirement
VOTE DISCORDIAN NOW: We need your vote! On both Creationism and Batman, colonizers who participated came to a consensus on a direction for the article. But on Discordianism, there's been more discord--or at least not a consensus. So we're resorting to (sigh) democracy. Go to Uncyclopedia_talk:Imperial_Colonization/Discordianism#Article_ideas and cast your vote!
You can vote for one or two, comment on as many as you like, but vote quickly--this is an eleventh hour effort, and we will hopefully have a direction in a few hours. I'll be checking the results sometime around 03:00 UTC of 25 March 2010.
ARE YOU RETIRED?: Also note that colonizers who haven't participated in any of the last three colonizations will be moved to the retirement list. Quite frankly, I'm doing this primarily because I have to post each of these notices by hand (I don't have a bot, and sure could use one), and it takes a long time to post to the pages of people who are inactive in IC and even on Uncyclopedia. If you're put on the retirement list and want back on the active list, simply post a request on the IC talk page.
KEEP CHECKING THE IC TALK PAGE: Many important decisions and updates are made and/or described on the IC talk page that are never posted on user talk pages.
POST COMMENTS ON IC TALK. As usual, if you post them on your talk page, I'll likely never see them.
WHY'S REPLACEMENT NEED: A special added reminder that I, Why do I need to provide this? aka IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems) , am only interim director of IC and need a replacement. My intention was to lead IC just long enough to get it revived, which is a major part of the reason I took the title Buccaneer Admiral instead of Admiral of the Fleet, which is the official title of the head of Imperial Colonization. I plan to
abandon ship retire shortly after midnight (UTC) on Saturday, 17 April 2010. I would really like someone to work with me on the current colonization, and I will be happy to assist whoever replaces me during the transition--I do not plan to leave IC, only retire as head. If you're interested, post a note at IC Admiral of the Fleet needed.
edit Promotion to Rear Admiral
Whereas you have helped with 10 Imperial Colonizations that successfully subdued the wild natives, therefore be your elevation proclaimed. To the Glory of Her Majesty! IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems) 05:52, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
edit Emo Thanks
You made an emo girl happy!
Because of your vote you gave, you have earned a kiss from that happy emo girl, as well as being spared from an mean emo's wrath.Iwillkillyou333 is also happy he made this nice, depressed template as a nice thank you.
Now go get that emo girl's number, and take her to watch a warehouse fire. Fun, isn't it?
edit Vote now for Colonisation
Hello ladies, gentlemen, and other,
As you may be aware we have now reached the point where April's Colonisation, Discordianism, has been successfully moved to mainspace, and we are currently voting on our colonisation for May.
As I have been
press-ganged encouraged strongly to take the reigns of IC, I'm sending this out to remind all current and previous members of IC to vote on next months colonisation. Voting is taking place here as we speak. As of 1st of May I will be announcing the page that will get our tender mercies, so I encourage you to vote - or nominate - now.
Good luck, and may the farce be with you!
- Discordianism has been added to VFH. Go, read, enjoy, vote. • Puppy's talk page • 00:40, June 5, 2009 Wednesday, 09:45, Apr 28 2010 UTC
edit Mecca Vice will skip your home--Funnybony 06:45, May 3
I have Read your submission and have recorded my first impressions. (I used helium balloons to make my voice more hilarious for the recordings.) Soon I will review the history and other stuff & junk to finalize a score for you and the other contestants. That is all. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 28 May 2010 ~ 06:22 (UTC)
edit You thought I forgot?
|Thanks for voting Socky Uncyclopedian of the Year|
|Mere words cannot express my gratitude, so I'm giving you this beautiful spinning sock star as well.|
edit How do you know me?
- Actually, don't worry. I found out what it really was. I hope <insert name here> has fun here :). GEORGIEGIBBONS 11:46, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
edit The template that I'll never change
edit These thanks templates will get shorter soon, I promise
edit K, So Here's the Deal
You're either going to make your pick, or let us autopick for you based upon the Yahoo! predraft ratings. What you're not going to do is waste mine and other people's time. So decide. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:45, August 4, 2010 (UTC)
- Actually, I autopicked for you--you have Ray Rice, who, Yahoo!, is the highest rated player remaining at the position to checked off on that nifty chart of mine. So yeah. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:29, August 4, 2010 (UTC)
|Bettie Page and Socky would like to thank you for helping Bettie Page become a featured article|
|Mere words do not suffice to thank you for this great act, so feel free to undress and admire the almighty goddess of pin-up.|
edit Russo-Japanese Thanks
edit I made the league
It's on Yahoo!. Here are some important things to know:
- League ID: 512953
- Custom League URL: http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/uncyclopedia_2010
- Password: guildy
edit We saw the sign that said "No Salesmen or Agents" but we came in anyway
edit I noticed you have yet to make your team on Yahoo!
Please do so as soon as you are able. Here are some important things to know:
- League ID: 512953
- Password: guildy
- Where to go: 
- Custom League URL: http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/uncyclopedia_2010
edit Avast me hearties!
edit UFFL 2010 Kickoff
The draft is over, the NFL regular season begins Thursday September 9th, and everyone is geared up and ready to play some fantasy football(!).
This season promises to thrill and intrigue, and as the Uncyclopedia Fantasy Football League has grown from just eight all the way to 14 teams, each one vying for a shot at the championship, except maybe Neox's team. With all this excitement, however, comes questions. Will Rush and Kick FTW, the UFFL's first team based in Britain, be able to compete with the league's American teams? Will Cheddar's rebuilt Doritorians be able to play at the same high level as last year now that their roster is down from 50% Eagles players to just 30%? Will evil Nazi overlord and reigning league Champion Guildensternenstein be able to defend his league championship now that Top-3 players at the quarterback, running back, wide receiver and tight end positions didn't fall into his lap this year? Only brutal, primal, visceral, cerebral combat on the fields of Yahoo!'s fantasy football league servers can determine these questions.
That all being said, everyone should take note of two things:
- this is a link to the league--go here to do stuff, like select a starting roster (which, believe it or not, is important).
- this is the forum where we'll talk about the league and post banal sports banter (which, believe it or not, is even more important).
edit Thank You!
|This coupon is good for 1 Free Fist-Pumping Lesson.|
Courtesy of the Cast of Jersey Shore.
Thank you for voting for HowTo:Understand Jersey Shore.
18:03, September 4, 2010 (UTC)
edit Your Efforts Are Appreciated!
--10:59, September 7, 2010 (UTC)
edit You're my first opponent for the UFFL
Prepare to die viciously.19:26,7September,2010
edit Starting Lineup
edit If you are reading this you are The Last Man on Earth
If you are reading this you are the last man on earth. Photoshop no longer exists because women don't know how to use anything other than your credit card on the computer. Thank you for voting for The Last Man on Earth to be featured on the front page. If you are a woman and you read this, I thank you and hope you forgive me for the previous sexist comment. It was all in jest....most of it. --Dr. Fenwick 21:53, September 10, 2010 (UTC)
edit Spammy spammy spam spam spam
edit Jack Dempsey thanks you--Funnybony 22:00, Oct 6
Noticed you and the Goa Tse Clan haven't really been updating the UnCyC store. So I was wondering if you, as head of the Goa Tse Clan, would be willing to transfer ownership/co-ownership of UnCyC to either me or the Grue Army. At least at a minimum we have plenty of surplus war meterial to sell off, and this seems to be the way to do it. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 14:37, October 21, 2010 (UTC)
edit A box.
Don't open it. It's on your patio. It contains something you may or may not appreciate.
On an entirely unrelated note, thanks for your vote for Wrists on VFH. I swear this is entirely unrelated... Terry? -- 20101027 - 16:57 (UTC)
edit The Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball
Hey, I don't know if you want this.
But I made it incase any of the judges want it. I'm a judge to so... Ya. After the whole thing is said and done, I'll chavge it so it says: "This user was a judge in the 2010 Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball!".
edit Party features page
That was hilarious. I hope you don't mind the additions I made. You don't have a feature, ay? What is your best page, let's see if we can remedy this error. Aleister 21:52 16 11
- p.s. Damn, I've never looked at your user page. It's beautiful! Wow. And you've written a boatload of stuff!
edit Participation Template
Thanks for participating in this past season of UFFL fantasy football. Here is a template for said participation:
edit Hi there..
Joe, you'll be one of our tie breaker judges, if for whatever reason the judges cannot fulfill a final verdict you will judge the articles in the category and you will give a result:)--10:14, February 1, 2011 (UTC)
edit HAPPY MONKEY COMPETITION MARCH 2nd
¡¡¡ OLÉ !!! :)
--Shabidoo 10:41, February 24, 2011 (UTC)