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edit Comment reply for my Peereview

Thanks for taking a wizz all over my Hunger Games article. I'll take it into consideration, re-write the article on toilet paper, give it the ole wipe and flush, and then hang it out to dry in hopes my neighbors don't think i'm a tight ass Jew trying to recycle toilet paper, and understand I'm just waiting for the shit to dry so I can make it an article.

You mentioned their is too much goatse reference... what that was meant to be was, the movie is shit, so it was formed from someones ass, and crapped out into a script. I figured diarrhea was the thing that was dying off, but if you say goatses are getting old, then I will have to un-stretch my rectum and just go with the flow. Noted.

The Aussie humor I take it you refer to is the reference to Tasmanian's? Ok, it shall be changed to something else, but hasn't Arkansas, West Virginia, New Jersey and Canada been done to death? Who else can I pick on that are stupid and inbred? I've taken enough puns at teenagers of the day, and well, maybe I should go with something like the brain dead audiences of the Ellen DeGeneres show or the viewers of Jersey Shore... but which one? Help me Joebi-Wan Kanblowmi, you're my only hope... unless I ask someone else... who do you think would be the best to pick on?

I'll begin re-writing again soon... not that it matters, not that anyone will be on the edge of their seats awaiting the new pages... but just in-case no one has anything better to do and Jersey Shore is showing repeats this week, then they will be pleased to know I will be returning very soon.

Your lucky numbers this week are 10, 45, 87 and 90... but they are of no use to you if you are playing a regular lottery that utilizes a numbering system between 1 to 30.--ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 04:41, April 8, 2012 (UTC)

I'm not sure if you took this reply the wrong way? I wasn't being a smartass... well, I was, but not in a negative way, I meant it in a friendly way... I was actually asking for your opinion on which would be a better replacement for Tasmaina... Jersey Shore viewers, West Virgina, Arkansas or something else? The rest was me saying, i'll note what you said and make the changes away from so much goatse reference. When I re-write, i'll decide if it's best suited to unreviews or a main page... thanks again for peeing on it for me! Cheers. --ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 02:44, April 10, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost

I've added you to the chart. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:43, April 10, 2012 (UTC)

Im deffinately looking forward to that edition!!! --ShabiDOO 21:08, April 11, 2012 (UTC)

edit You are a Pee Buddy Judge

I'm sure that's not news. But feel free to add {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/PBJ}} to your user page to show everyone how clever you are.

As for the method of judging - I recorded this thingy earlier, but the long and the short of it - you will be judging every article in the category for which you chose to judge. I will create a judging page later on that allows you to add a comment/link to each article you judge, along with a score. The ideal is that you score one a scale of 0.0 - 10.0 in total, but if you want to score out of 100, or 50, or 8.9, you can do that as well, as long as you put in the max score in as well. (It will become apparent once I've actually created the judging page.) Judging will start on the 1st (sort of). I've actually allowed a days grace for people to complain about entries or submit a late entry with a good excuse (ie: I was dead for two weeks for tax purposes). I'll keep you posted.                               Puppy's talk page02:32 17 Apr

edit UnSignpost 19th April 2012

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 14:50, Apr 19

edit Just added a little something

To your Unsignpost entry. Hope that's OK with you, your article is cool! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 04:53, April 20, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost Apr 26th 2012

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 00:46, Apr 26

edit Pee Buddy

Just a message to remind you committed yourself on the judging panel of the utmost journalistic competition of all-time: The Pee Buddy Awards! All the judging will be going on on THIS PAGE. All of the glorious articles are listed there! It would be cool if all the judging could be finished in a week or so. Also, Aleister's article is the only one in its category (rewritten UnNews), but it would be a great showing of appreciation for his efforts if you could judge it too! If for some reason you can't judge them, please tell me on my talk page in advance so I can book another judge. It'll take a doctor's note though. Thank you very much for taking the time to participate, making this site a joyful place and all! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:11, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

edit Zelda car

Hello, and pleased to meet you. I was just looking at File:Zelda car.JPG and File:Zelda car2.JPG. There are very few differences between the two images. As they are not being used anywhere else, did you have any reason for wanting the two of them? --C₂H₆O (hic) 03:24, May 2, 2012 (UTC)

edit Pee Buddy

That is very ok Joe, I never expected people would write much more than a one line comment! I was kinda feeling "WTF" when I saw that people were going almost TL;DR. Thanks for your judging, it is very appreciated. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 12:12, May 2, 2012 (UTC)

Hey bro thanks for the judging, you either forgot to judge 2 articles or I'm just being paranoid. :P Anyway, User:Mattsnow/Pee Buddy judging. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 13:28, May 7, 2012 (UTC)

edit I would like to bring your attention to this forum

Forum:Vote to De-Op Lyrithya                               Puppy's talk page03:20 07 May

edit Thanks for the review

See above. I understand and I wish to continue. HauntedUndies2. 12:28, May 8, 2012 (UTC)

edit Just a reminder...

...that you still have yet to grade two (2) UnNews articles for the Pee Buddy contest. Either that, or your scores weren't entered into the table properly. Either way, it's your frickin' responsibility. --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 00:29, May 9, 2012 (UTC)

That's ok Joe, I closed the competition and there's already 6 judges, so no worries. I am sure you forgot or something, no problems there! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:51, May 9, 2012 (UTC)
Hey, mattsnow, can you tell Zombiebaron that Puppy needs to be here for the Pee Buddy judging? --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 00:53, May 9, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost May 25th, 2012

--Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 00:06 May 25 2012

edit USP

No, I'm not a Neo-Nazi. I have a large academic interest in the Third Reich and absolutely love their symbols. However, that is beside the point. Vote for anything I do with the USP and you can expect the same for yours from me. I would also like to shoot for a position on the hierarchy of the Sun, if that's possible. With the opposition coming at me from the Uncyc body of any plans with the USP, I'd rather jump on your train too, because it seems to me more successful. Deal? (also, I write funny shit. You haven't seen it yet, but I do. I'll be contributing towards the Sun if you let me in as like, a Co-Founder with you (since I credit myself with sparking the idea anyway).

A (Ruins) 13:32, June 4, 2012 (UTC)

edit Back to you about possible Pokémon articles

Hey, Joe. There's a bunch of open holes in Uncyc's coverage of Pokémon. Arceus was huffed a while ago. I'll do that one for Poo Lit... I think. There's also my userpage, which is receiving a huge makeover as we speak. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteGroudonOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 19:02, June 10, 2012 (UTC)

edit Please vote

Forum:System messages --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteGroudonOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 01:25, June 13, 2012 (UTC)

edit Bring out your dead! It's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticePS2 09:57, June 14, 2012 (UTC)

edit Assume the position! it's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticePS2 00:40, June 21, 2012 (UTC)

edit Colonization

I've added Windows XP to the list. Two questions:

  1. Can I be part of the Colonization?
  2. Is the article hopeless?

--Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteGroudonOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 01:43, June 27, 2012 (UTC)

Joe9320. How's the U2 colonization going? --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteGroudonOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 16:18, June 27, 2012 (UTC)

edit I saw you were in the market for signatures

That's MY job. If you want a custom sig, just message me here. I make them via specifications and for FREEEEEEEEEEE(eeeeee). Now. Like, right now. A (Ruins) 20:52, 3 July 2012

edit Stop, drop and roll! It's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticePS2 08:12, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

edit Imperial Colonization - Update

Hi Joey. I reorganized the IC nominations in order by score. Tell me what else I can do, please. --QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 02:09, July 11, 2012 (UTC)

I just created this forum where lots of ppl have already signed up for IC. Check it out. --QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 04:12, July 14, 2012 (UTC)

edit Boners!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:32, July 13, 2012 (UTC)

edit I see what you did

You totally ripped off my templates. As far as I remember, you need a license to use them. Access Granted. --QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 14:43, July 14, 2012 (UTC)

Add this to your userpage:

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This user is licensed to use Cute Zekrom's userpage design API. Don't get them confused with Cute Zekrom!

--QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 15:22, July 14, 2012 (UTC)

edit Retro Voting

Hello Joe...what do we know? Thanks for voting in the Retro Week thing. As for grouping all your votes for one article, it says you can vote twice for one article but not thrice. So if you choose to use your third vote (you dont HAVE to use the third vote) you'll have to pick a different article. I hope you understand. Because if you dont, then the two of us will have to have a light saber showdown on the moon infront of a pyramid of hot chicks in their underwear. --ShabiDOO 16:30, July 18, 2012 (UTC)

edit There has been a misunderstanding

My UnNews article actually flunked VFH. --Lord Scofield Stark 22:04, July 18, 2012 (UTC)

edit We've got boner for news! It's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticePS2 16:49, July 19, 2012 (UTC)

edit You...

Next time you compare me to that crappy video game character who shares my name, I swear I'll... ah, nevermind. --Perv of the month Кıяву Тαгк Сойтяıвs 2012-07-20T07:26

edit What happened to IC?

Seriously. There's been no activity on IC since the 19th. --QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 22:03, July 23, 2012 (UTC)

edit Get Your UnSignPost! Now More Respected Than The Town Crier!

--OliOmniOmbudsman Dumbo 14:55, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

edit A call to arms!

Greetings, fellow colonizer! As you know, we have chosen Futurama as our article of choice in our quest to resurrect the once grand and glorious empire of Imperial Colonization. After considerable debate, we have decided on our battle strategy and plan on subduing and annexing this article into our Empire forthwith. As a God-fearing solider of our order, it is your duty to contribute to our conquest of this brute. Help us! Should you have any questions or suggestions for a new battle approach, please talk to your fellow imperialists.

Happy hunting!

Saberwolf116 (talk) 19:02, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

edit No need for eye protection, it's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticePS2 07:04, August 10, 2012 (UTC)

edit Pee Review?

Plunging-toilet We need your PEE!

Good day loyal PEEING member.The management was wondering if you had
noticed the state of the toilet recently. We appear to have developed something of
a blockage
, and wondered if you might have a plunger handy.

Possibly you are one of the rare PEEING members who does actually do regular reviews,
in which case please flush this message immediately, otherwise...

It's time you reviewed something you lazy bum!

--ChiefjusticePS2 18:17, August 20, 2012 (UTC)

edit Dec 1?

Are you doing VCE or are we talking Uni/TAFE?                               Puppy's talk page10:25 21 Aug

edit ChiefjusticeDS enjoys buttsex: The UnSignpost!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:16, August 23, 2012 (UTC)

edit Set phasers to frag! It's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticePS2 10:48, September 6, 2012 (UTC)

edit From the UnNews editor's desk

Hi Joe,

Duly appointed UnNews Czar here. I am going to move your article UnNews:NASA discovers Hot Dogs in Space to your user space, and ask you to do more work here before I put it on the UnNews list.

Before I get into that though, I'd like to thank you for being an UnNews correspondant - UnNews is in need of people wanting to write funny stuff. It takes a village. I hope you find this action by me encouragement to write more, and improve the writing. I am now assuming responsibility for the quality of UnNews content, so that's my position.

There are two major issues here.

First, subject matter. This is not an easy one to make work. You are trying to add humor with a play on words to an acronym that is already playful in real life. I am certain that the NASA folks who called the galaxy a Hot DOG were having a bit of a laugh themselves with the acronym, as they are known to do. I really think the difficulty level of making this work is too high. But I am willing to see if you can make it work. The major subject matter problem I see is there just isn't enough material here and the article way overextends the joke, even as relatively short as it is. Also, there are several instances of randomness and near-randomness that don't really work. I don't see any humor added, for instance, by the inclusion of other junk foods. Also, the attempts to include details of the real report into your joke context are falling very flat - they need a major humor punch-up. They are sort of all over the map. It is also inconsistent - if the galaxy is made of hot dogs, why are you telling me what the "Hot DOG" actually stands for that has nothing to do with hot dogs? That makes no sense and as a result detracts from rather than adds to the humor. Finally, the racist joke connectiing the term supermassive black hole to an "obese black woman" is at once weakly told and too racist. In my view racist humor has an extremely high bar of humor to meet in order not to be simply racist and offensive in a bad way (that is to say, there are good ways to be offensive in satire and this does not meet those criteria). In this case, the joke is weak because it is insinuated in the text but explicitly stated in the picture caption. In reality, people tend to look at image captions first - if there is a blatant joke there, and then it is subtle in the text, there is a sense of disappointment when the same joke in text is encountered.

Secondly, the language needs major improvement. There are run-on sentences that need restructuring and grammar that needs fixing. I can help with that if you like, but for that effort to have value, honestly, I need to be more confident that the central joke can be saved. The picture is slightly amusing, so maybe it is worth it. Good UnNews pictures are few and far between. That said, however, if you want to give it another shot, don't worry about this aspect for now - if the joke can be saved, then I can help you bring the language up to standard.

Of course you are welcome to ignore all of this and just let it go, but as the article is currently written it does not meet the standards I am hoping to establish on UnNews. But again, please don't be discouraged, and don't be offended - if you disagree about the humor and feel that all the article needs is a grammatical improvement, then we can certainly get a second opinion. Thanks. --Globaltourniquet GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 02:15, September 8, 2012 (UTC)

edit Finding news

On your question to GlobalTourniquet, I replied with two comments that might be actual answers. Hope you have not shipped out to just yet. Spıke Ѧ 11:13 24-Sep-12

edit Forum:The dwindling of Uncyclopedia

Joe, I didn't delete your comment but moved it to the end of the Intro, as you had the class to actually address the topic of the Forum. Spıke Ѧ 12:11 11-Nov-12

edit Extra! Extra! News that's not new to you!

 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Nov 20 '12 8:53 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost! Cancel Your Subscription Today!

 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Nov 29 '12 5:22 (UTC)

edit Gangnam Style

User XDshempXD started another Gangnam Style article in mainspace. I much prefer your approach (as I told him, at User talk:XDshempXD#Gangnam_Style, before seeing yours), though I don't think your quotes are any good. Spıke Ѧ 13:44 23-Nov-12

PS--Repeating from a change summary I wrote just now: User XDshempXD has moved his version away from Gangnam Style and I encourage you to move your version there from userspace. I've taken the liberty of coding a link to his from the See Also section of yours, which is not labeled See Also. I like your version more, but an effective link to his version is a more useful function than whatever you were using your See Also list to do. Spıke Ѧ 23:01 30-Nov-12

PPS--Shemp and Joe (I feel as though I am talking to two of the Three Stooges): As Joe has not been on the site in five days, I'll move his article to mainspace myself. I hear today that the dance video for Gangnam Style is the most watched YouTube video ever, and we need to have a page by that name. Spıke Ѧ 23:08 30-Nov-12

edit Whoa!!!

Your attempt to edit Gangnam Style has created a (duplicate?) article in your userspace! Please read the above and edit your article in mainspace! (Also vote for it on VFH, as I took the liberty of nominating you.) Spıke Ѧ 09:06 2-Dec-12

edit Journalism so yellow it's orange: The UnSignpost

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia ~ Thu, Dec 6 '12 12:52 (UTC)

edit A feature after four years?

Perhaps intervene at User talk:Romartus and give some perspective to Kamek98. '98 is his birth year and he is very impatient to receive honors. Meanwhile, congratulations. Spıke Ѧ 04:24 12-Dec-12

edit Sloppy, falling-apart, and duct-taped-together: the UnSignpost!

-- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 14:00, Dec. 12, 2012

edit Watch your step! It's a steaming-hot pile of UnSignpost

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia ~ Wed, Dec 19 '12 17:26 (UTC)

edit Drop your pants and grab the eggnog! It's the UnSignpost.

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia ~ Wed, Jan 2 '13 13:17 (UTC)
Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb Scotland Flag 1 UnS CUN VFH (talk) 15:17, April 9, 2013 (UTC)

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