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~ Tophatsig 5/04/2008 @ 22:50

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Received your message

As you can see, I have now joined. I was hesitant at first because I wasn't sure if I was funny enough- now I see that one does not have to be Fred Phelps to become a valued user. Thanks for nothing the invitation! Teh Rote 21:21, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

Yes, I believe you do. I was one of the IP addresses you messaged. Perhaps you were high when that happened and thus don't remember? Teh Rote 23:27, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
Uh oh, wrong link. Someone linked to your page in their signature, so I must have gone here by mistake. NOOB ALERT! Teh Rote 22:54, 18 March 2008 (UTC)

Thankings

Average thanks UU wishes to express his gratitude for your vote for UnScripts:Average Cop
by giving you the promotional tie-in cup o' joe with donuts,
available at your local franchise donut or coffee emporium now, probably.
Thankies!

Much obliged for the vote, and even more so as you're behind the fantastic Heinous Dan! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:46, Apr 7

Articles are no places for videos?

Countless other articles have videos in them, that is what the youtube tag was made for. Please show me the rule that says articles shouldn't have videos in them. Thanks. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 20:03, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

*beep*

Hey Jocke. I'm wondering, when are you going to look over my UNSOC application comrade? Get back to me k? Bye. --¿Qua? es mi página de discusión, es lo que mi contribuiría 12:10, 30 May 2008 (UTC)

Irish

For your vote in favour of today's FA, please allow me to serve you a modest Irish breakfast:

Irish drinks
Cheers. NaturalBornKieler (talk) Germany Flag 1 19:59, 18 June 2008 (UTC)


Join The CMC! Make Your Inner Cow Happy!

Moo, Jocke Pirat!

Cmc
What is it about cows that gets us all hot and bothered? Where do cows come from? What are cows?

These are the questions that drive the Cow Moo Cult and its brethren, who are very, VERY interested in cows and cow by-products.

The CMC is devoted not only to cows, but to helping Uncyclopedia through general acts of goodness and through motivating people with cow-treats and the like.

So, Jocke Pirat, why not join the CMC? It's free (unless you count virginity as money) and it's fun (and it's full of clichés)! You'll get a pretty template for your userpage and a nice title for your signature! What could be better? Sign Up Now!
Double moos from your cowy friend,
YTTE

CMC

Welcome Jocke Pirat to the Glorious Cow Moo Cult!

You're in, you clearly fit these requirements and the Cows, obviously, smile upon you. You are currently a "Mud Grunt" by rank. Now the good bit: you can officially put this template wherever you want on your userpage or talk page and can add "Mgr." to the beginning of your signature, if you wish.

Promoting the CMC is always good, considering at the moment we're barely even tiny on Uncyclopedia. If you can refer users to sign up, consider yourself promoted. In time you'll move up the ranks anyway. Occasionally you'll have to put a little bit of work in here and there, but only a little bit... For the moment all you really need to do is watchlist this page. Your main task, however, is CONVERTING THE COWLESS. Have a quick read of this before you start and conversion processes. If you help swell the CMC ranks, it's likely you'll get a promotion!

I'm happy to answer any questions here. Oh and it's advised you read these (loose) rules. You are now one of the few with the Cows on your side.

Let the moo be with you!
Moo moo moo mo mooo moo!

Welcome aboard, Mr. Pirat. Also I'm hereby promoting you one rank to Musk Calf. - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>) [12:52 3 July]

Lovely welcome message

No, seriously, I've giggled. Then I remembered I need to keep my posture, so I stopped doing that. ~Jewriken.GIF 23:44, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

Hehehe. Glad you enjoyed it! ~ Tophatsig 4/07/2008 @ 21:58

User Senate

You are no longer running unopposed. You are running against ME. If you want my group name click somewhere on my sig, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. UnarchistFounding Member Baseball16Mario peachOptical2Baseball16 00:43, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Senate...

Hey Jocke... I wandered if it's about time we got your senate thing back up and running, again? So what if it dies out in a week, that week should be a fun week. We could re-hold elections? Annoy people by spamming it on the dump, that sort of thing... It just kinda looks super-wuper fun. I like super-wuper fun. There's also the CMC which could stand as a party. What do you think? - [18:23 10 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

Mister Pirat...

I personally request you join the Uncyclopedian Anarchist Party.

This is only a request.

Thank you, Evil Pi, founder of UNAP

Ah jeez

Well, good luck whatever you do JP, and if you do drop in from time to time, it'll always be good to see you. --UU - natter UU Manhole 16:03, Jul 28

I'll just stick my nose in here and second what UU said, even though I've hardly got to know you! YesTimeToHopeYouEnjoyWhateverYouDo. - [19:15 28 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
I hate to see you go, Jocke. Reconsider perhaps? You're a fine chap, even though you did found Unsoc :) ~Jewriken.GIF 19:55, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
I hope you reconsider , you're a top chap about the place and a great writer--Sycamore (Talk) 20:20, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

I saw that:)

Are you back at last?:)--Sycamore (Talk) 20:33, 24 October 2008 (UTC)

No you didn't. I don't exist! * fades into the shadows * ~ Tophatsig 27/10/2008 @ 23:33
I don't exist either, I am just a figment of someone's imagination and only exist on the Internet as part of a mass hallucination. Either that or I am really a Space Pirate Ninja from 4096AD and so skilled that nobody can detect me. Sort of like an Angel, or maybe it is because people tend to ignore those of us who are so annoying that it is a super power? ;) --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 19:58, 29 October 2008 (UTC)

About UNSOC

Hey, I noticed you haven't edited in what's pushing a month, but I thought I'd let you know that I've referred two new users to UNSOC who are still awaiting their Zhongshan suits. Also, I added four propaganda posters to the gallery. Thanks for hearing me out! Necropaxx (T) {~} 01:42, Nov 19

Uh... what?

Yeah, about that talk page comment... er... care to translate?

Have I fucked up at something? Is it just some kind of random comment? Come on meng, don't leave me hanging here. ;( 19:03, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

I'm sorry for that misunderstanding

You know "thekillerfroggy"? The message was actually from him, he has a lot of links to your page in his signature. x/

Excuse me for that extreme fuckup I made there. D;

04:36, 18 January 2009 (UTC)

A MESSAGE FROM THE FILIPINO EMPIRE

ALL GLORY TO THE FILIPINO EMPIRE! ALL GLORY TO THE FILIPINO EMPIRE!

Consider your puny UNSOC as sold to the Glorious Filipino Empire and Giratinaton!

GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 10:07, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

Mayonnaise gun? Mayonnaise gun? ~ Tophatsig 12/05/2009 @ 11:59
Give us all of your UNSOC people, or we will vaporise you! Hang on, my gun's somewhere... Anyway, wanna see my Goa Tse Clan page? GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 08:00, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

UNSOC

Hey, does creating a portal count as creating a piece of propaganda? - - - Atom Silly Angel AtomSpeak Atom Contribs Atom 21:48, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

Wouldn't think so. ~ Tophatsig 28/05/2009 @ 20:29

Hookheadedman.png

I remember working on an article for your picture about a year ago. Your wonderful picture has finally been used in an article. That's right, I finished it. If you've any ideas for it, please feel free to fuck it up however you please. Great image by the way. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 02:58, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Award from UN:REQ

Thumbs up2

This user created Underground Railroad, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!
(If awarding yourself please update the award statistics)


MadMax 22:11, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

user page UN:CW

Nah... wasn't serious. Just trying to point out the stupidity of somebody else claiming it, but nobody picked up until you did. Do you think I could call myself winner of that yet? Dr. POTR

VFS

SAFPAS For your vote in VFS

and as promised last time
You have been awarded a Certificate guaranteeing you safe passage whilst inside those areas of Uncyclopedia under Zionist domination.
Certificate also redeemable for one (1) free bagel at your nearest grocery - simply print out and present
to the shopkeeper to claim your free bagel with the filling of your choice.

Rabbi Techno

♥♥♥ I love you. ♥♥♥

The reason for this being that I get to use this new and shiny template to say hi!! Yes, this does indeed mean I lied to you -- you smell and no one loves you. Anyways, you look like you could use a buddy. We're all good friends around here, so here's some important stuff to help you out!

Kangaroowithasillyhat

WELCOME.

If for some reason you you still want to find out more, these will help a bunch!

One more thing! When you do stuff, remember to sign your name using four tildes or just that weird looking sign (Button sig) button at the top of the little edit box thingy. Anyways, I've gotta go practice being a fairy princess. Love, Ethine sig 

Welcome!

Hello, Jocke Pirat, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

If you read anything at all, make it the above three links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:Jocke Pirat/Article about stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.

If the current colonization doesn't suit your fancy, then browse our rewrite and idea categories. We have lots of articles just sitting around for someone to improve, so don't be afraid - dive right in!

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. Again, welcome!  MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:43, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

Welcome or something!

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Witness the magic of Uncyclopedia!

Hello Jocke Pirat, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for registering an account. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... Yes. You seem to have a sense of humor, but to be sure that it corresponds to the kind of humor that is accepted on this site, I suggest checking out the following links:

  • Beginner's Guide - A massive guide about how to be the best you can be at Uncyclopedia. I've honestly never read the whole thing in one sitting myself, but it is very useful if you're looking for help on a specific issue.
  • How to be funny and not just stupid - Our flagship link. This will tell you how to not get booed off the metaphorical stage that is Uncyclopedia. I STRONGLY suggest reading the entire thing through, perhaps more than once.
  • Our Vanity Policies - This page details why we don't care about your friends, your school, your gay fourth period math teacher, or the homework he has you do, and in-jokes. DO NOT violate these rules.
  • Uncyclopedia:Best of - For a bit of inspiration. These are our featured articles. This is the kind of stuff we like to read around here.

Now that that's out of the way, just continue reading and you'll notice some more links. These ones are about help in general:

At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but I do recommend it, it can be quite enjoyable, and it's a good chance to let others take notice of your writing. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:Jocke Pirat/Article about stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.

If you want to write and don't know where to begin, consider browsing our rewrite and idea categories. There's also a page with requested articles, if you'd rather start from scratch. We have lots of articles and red links just sitting around waiting to be edited, so don't be afraid - dive right in!

If you need help, ask me on my talkpage, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talkpage. Additionally, the Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian, and remember: Have fun with it. We're all here to have a good time and a good laugh. Please sign your name on talkpages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button_sig.png) above the edit box. Again, welcome!

Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:46, 1 July 2010


Don't know if you are still interested in the site...

But would you like to be a judge in this months PLS? The forums up and just add your name if yuo are interested. Hope you are keeping well:)--Sycamore (Talk) 12:35, January 10, 2011 (UTC)

Machine Gun

Thank you for the nod on VFH for my Machine Gun article. Not been on here for ages and low and behold, I see my article on my Facebook newsfeed. Lovely stuff. SaintJayJay 10:27, May 9, 2011 (UTC)

Ron Paul

MrN9000 and I worked on your Ron Paul page during a stupid, ah, an excellent contest, and somehow got it featured! Yay! Ron Paul (is still boring). Aleister 20:24 4-20 '12

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