User talk:Jocke Pirat/Archive2
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edit Buying a currency thingie with Valjuta
Hi, I'm an UNSOC officer, and just got my Valjuta ration (300 B thingies). I discovered that I have a total of 1040.40 Valjuta. It costs 1000. Now, I would like to buy a money thing so that my pic from Defacebook can be on there. Can you crop the picture so that the head and shoulders only are showing? Will this go on the Valujuta page with the others? Thanks a bunch. • • • 00:13, 3 November 2007 (UTC)
It's been past two weeks and still no personalized Valjuta bill for me. If there is a problem, let me know, or something. Thank you. • • • 23:05, 16 November 2007 (UTC)
- Thank you kindly. It's better than I expected. • • • 00:23, 21 November 2007 (UTC)
edit Have a not-shitty Christmas!
|Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!|
|Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...|
Merry Christmas, -00:28, Dec 17
edit Bloody Pagans
Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.
edit One Of These
Happy Holidays, or some such. -03:35, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
edit Merry Christmas
edit Merry Christmas soon!
edit Merry Christmas
|Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch|
edit Merry Xmas!
|~ Merry Xmas Jocke Pirat/Archive2! ~|
--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
edit User Credits for Promotion
I had recently invited 7 users The UnIdiot, THE, Cajek, Contestant, Leoispotter, AE, and Boomer. Now according to the advancement table, each invite is worth 20 credits. 20*7 is 140 credits. I only need 100 to pass on to the next level as a major. Have I met the requirements to get Major already? Let me know.-- Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) Jan 6 06:31
Thanks for voting for my article, and for giving me the idea for writing a sequel in the first place :). Grass in the Mist 2 wouldn't have happened if you didn't indirectly say "Perhaps someone will write a sequel"! :) --THE 18:39, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
edit PLS Judging
I'm sending you this because you are signed up to judge the Poo Lit Surprise. If you no longer want to judge or are incapable of doing so, please tell me as soon as possible. If you're still good to go then here are the instructions:
First, read all of the articles in your specified category. Second, judge them. Judge how you like, as long as it's at least fair and based on merit (one suggestion would be to use the Pee Review format). Post your top 5 articles here. Hit me up on my talk page for questions, comments, if these rules are not cognizant within you, or of you don't know what the word "cognizant" means.