User talk:Jocke Pirat/Archive1
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edit Not so brilliant anymore
Dear Jocke Pirat,
your "Brilliant!" article has been baleeted because AAAAAAAAA! is the only similar-styled article Uncyclopedia needs. But thanks for trying. Have a good day and enjoy the game! --⇔ 19:07, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
This humble Uncyclopedian thanks you for your vote. It warms my jaded heart to know that there is, indeed, a place for satire on Uncyc, even the blunt, spooky shit.--11:10, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
I couldn't help but notice you dropped the tag "NO REDEEMING VALUE" on the Weis Markets page. The theme is supposed to be about an ugly bear's ghost (bear got shot and has unfinished business) haunting a particular Weis Market, and mainly about Weis Market being the ultimate fartitorium. If you have any suggestions on how to make it better feel free to plop them on my talk page. -- MVillani1985 03:23, 22 October 2006 (UTC)
Just a heads up, I posted a comment on the pee review page for this. I was gonna add it straight to the article, but it needs some refining. Anyway, peace out, and keep
whorin' writin'. -- Hindleyite Converse 21:55, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
I know how Pee Review does not work. So I gently ask you to point me out in a more objective way what you thought about my article, okay? Quote passages that don't seem to be fine for you. Thanks. -- herr doktor needsApistol [scream!] 01:09, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
edit Thank you for your vote!
For that, I give you this award:
|Don't worry, I'm not evil, I just do this as a publicity stunt.|
--22:00, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
edit In exchange for your award...
I award you an award award!Insineratehymn awards you the award award for giving them an award!
--23:23, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
edit my talk page
I saw what you said about the vote and have changed it to suit. Although it is still going through minor changes when we see things screw up with it (like now for instance, the comments don't seem to be showing.) —Braydie 02:12, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
edit Old English tips
Hæ – þanks for the psuædœ Œlde English tips, let's see if I can get the hæng of þis... Megalomaniac Martin “The Unfortunately Unfeatured” Ultima • (VOTE FOR ME!) • talk • (AND MY PICS TOO!) • contribs 01:59, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
edit I'm a n00b!!
I hurd j00 vere adobting n00bs! I'm a n00b! I'm a-
Sorry, sir. He broke out of his cage again. He's been in the UnCyclopedia for 6 months now.
edit Cookie storage
|Gert5 has awarded you a cookie!|
Now go play in traffic.
Cookie number thirteen from my free cookie giveaway. Sounds like bad luck, but if so, I would of given it to Zeebie
Thank you very much for your vote. This month, do the right thing and vote for Spang. --02:30, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
edit For you, Jocke Pirat...
- As promised...
- Doesn't it make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside? The Humbled Master 02:54, 11 May 2007 (UTC)
- Sorry to bother you again, but do you think you could change the dates from 1756 to 1799? Thanks! The Humbled Master 02:56, 11 May 2007 (UTC)
edit Thank you
Paul Bunyan thanks you for supporting him and his fellow bunyanists in the ongoing struggle against the evils of science and reason. Mr. Bunyan salutes you!
Thanks for the vote! --THE 13:33, 9 June 2007 (UT
edit Thanks for the vote
edit The Young and the Uncyclopedians
You OBVIOUSLY get these...
|You have earned the Medal of Vigilance for helping keep TYATU from death|
|High Gen. Grue has awarded you a cookie!|
Now go play in traffic.
You contributed greatly to our quest, and this shall not go unnoticed!
- Thanks for help, but it is not very kind of you! Do you speak Bulgarian to move this page? You delete format important for the look of the page in the Bulgarian project! Help me, please, and restore this page under his nime ! Friendly Seraphita--Seraphita 01:00, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
edit Top Secret Organization
Would you like to join our little Guild? We serve punch at the meetings. Well, more of a twelve step program, really. 21:18, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
edit Great Thanks
Thank you behind your help and the page Category:Bg, Bulgarian Articles. Sorry I was late to expressed acknowledgments.--Seraphita 13:42, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
Sigh... ever since Uncyclopedian was banned, TYATU has been dormant. I miss him. And, Famine ain't gonna un-ban 'im. (What the- I used "ain't").Oh, and am I going to DIEEEEEE??? Or at least be presumed dead for afew episodes? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:25, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
- Also, I started this. It's kinda as in, very short. Add things if you want. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 18:07, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
edit Thanks so much for your vote on '667'
|The Led Balloon has awarded you a bowl of Satan's famous potato salad. Who'd have thought he'd be such a good cook?|
|PS: You get this for voting on 667:Neighbor of The Beast. Now go and "be more like that Satan".|
You've helped to make this Led Balloon fly!04:19, 15 July 2007 (UTC)
edit Poo Lit Surprise Prize!
Congratulations on your win! I'm sure if I had read your article I would have been much impressed with the quality and sheer articleness of your work. But as it is, I can only send you the prize anyway. To claim your glorious first prize of $20 and other
valuable considerations, please send your postal address to Wikia at Community@wikia.com - Thanks!
p.s. I'm going away on Tuesday 31 July. I'd like to send prizes out before then, so it would be great if you can get the address to me as soon as possible. Thanks -- sannPoo Lit Surprise Prize!
Well, seeing as ##gruearmy is up and running on IRC, UNSOC members are able to use it too. Also, it isn't official wikia channel, and CGI users can't go. :( --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:03, 25 July 2007 (UTC)
- Speaking of UNSOC, I don't see a section on UNSOC's page for general discussion or a forum. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 12:05, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
edit Jeebus cow!
- UNSOC has new promotion updates (from me!!). Check them or DIE!! --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 07:08, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
- See No. 1 --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 15:11, 30 July 2007 (UTC)
Alright, here I am, fresh off of reading O'Finnerties (well, alright, a week or so ago, but still....) and I have to thank the hilarious writer behind it for voting for me in Writer of the Month. Well, I say thanks a lot for this great honor. And that it is.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:06, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
edit Playwright of the Month
- Thank you, good sir, for your humble act of charity. I hereby bestow upon you this blessing: