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edit Not so brilliant anymore

Dear Jocke Pirat,

your "Brilliant!" article has been baleeted because AAAAAAAAA! is the only similar-styled article Uncyclopedia needs. But thanks for trying. Have a good day and enjoy the game! --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|VFP|+S 19:07, 5 February 2006 (UTC)

edit American Fundie Magazine

This humble Uncyclopedian thanks you for your vote. It warms my jaded heart to know that there is, indeed, a place for satire on Uncyc, even the blunt, spooky shit.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:10, 23 September 2006 (UTC)

You're Welcome --~ Tophatsig 18:27, 24 September 2006 (UTC)

edit Weis Markets

I couldn't help but notice you dropped the tag "NO REDEEMING VALUE" on the Weis Markets page. The theme is supposed to be about an ugly bear's ghost (bear got shot and has unfinished business) haunting a particular Weis Market, and mainly about Weis Market being the ultimate fartitorium. If you have any suggestions on how to make it better feel free to plop them on my talk page. -- MVillani1985 03:23, 22 October 2006 (UTC)

edit Bus Stop Day

Just a heads up, I posted a comment on the pee review page for this. I was gonna add it straight to the article, but it needs some refining. Anyway, peace out, and keep whorin' writin'. -- Hindleyite Converse 21:55, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

Noted --~ Tophatsig 23:42, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

edit Mecha

I know how Pee Review does not work. So I gently ask you to point me out in a more objective way what you thought about my article, okay? Quote passages that don't seem to be fine for you. Thanks. -- herr doktor needsAraygun Rocket [scream!] 01:09, 12 December 2006 (UTC)


edit Thank you for your vote!

For that, I give you this award:

Insineratehymn has awarded you a pentagram!
...for voting on HowTo:Properly Whore Your Article.

Thumb TPoEMF-Pentagram
Don't worry, I'm not evil, I just do this as a publicity stunt.

--General Insineratehymn 22:00, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

edit In exchange for your award...

Uncyclopedian

I award you an award award!

Insineratehymn awards you the award award for giving them an award!

--General Insineratehymn 23:23, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

edit my talk page

hey, you gave me a template for voting on your article, Justice League, but i didn't. I actually voted against your article. just to let you know.--Small_Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 02:10, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

edit Template:Vote

I saw what you said about the vote and have changed it to suit. Although it is still going through minor changes when we see things screw up with it (like now for instance, the comments don't seem to be showing.) —Braydie 02:12, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

edit Old English tips

Hæ – þanks for the psuædœ Œlde English tips, let's see if I can get the hæng of þis... Ninjastar-no Megalomaniac Martin “The Unfortunately Unfeatured” Ultima(VOTE FOR ME!)talk(AND MY PICS TOO!)contribs 01:59, 5 April 2007 (UTC)

edit I'm a n00b!!

I hurd j00 vere adobting n00bs! I'm a n00b! I'm a-

Sorry, sir. He broke out of his cage again. He's been in the UnCyclopedia for 6 months now.

--Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 12:24, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

edit Cookie storage

Newcookie Gert5 has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Cookie number thirteen from my free cookie giveaway. Sounds like bad luck, but if so, I would of given it to Zeebie

edit UotM

Thank you very much for your vote. This month, do the right thing and vote for Spang. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:30, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

edit For you, Jocke Pirat...

As promised...


Doesn't it make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside? The Humbled Master 02:54, 11 May 2007 (UTC)
Sorry to bother you again, but do you think you could change the dates from 1756 to 1799? Thanks! The Humbled Master 02:56, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

edit Thank you

Pb 2

Paul Bunyan thanks you for supporting him and his fellow bunyanists in the ongoing struggle against the evils of science and reason. Mr. Bunyan salutes you!

Thanks for the vote! --THE 13:33, 9 June 2007 (UT

edit Thanks for the vote

Kittymeal For voting for her article, TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL,
Sanns-sig has awarded you:
A Hello Kitty airplane meal. Now that's a meal from Hell.

edit The Young and the Uncyclopedians

You OBVIOUSLY get these...


Sergeant
You have earned the Medal of Vigilance for helping keep TYATU from death
Newcookie High Gen. Grue has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

You contributed greatly to our quest, and this shall not go unnoticed!

--Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 15:09, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Woo!

TYATU has been kept! Taken off VFD! Ignore the UNKNOWNTROLLs, and rejoice1 Celebrate! It is time for merry parties! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:20, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

- Thanks for help, but it is not very kind of you! Do you speak Bulgarian to move this page? You delete format important for the look of the page in the Bulgarian project! Help me, please, and restore this page under his nime ! Friendly Seraphita--Seraphita 01:00, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Top Secret Organization

Would you like to join our little Guild? We serve punch at the meetings. Well, more of a twelve step program, really. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:18, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

Okay. I'll join. --~ Tophatsig 23:09, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
Done. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:17, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Great Thanks

Thank you behind your help and the page Category:Bg, Bulgarian Articles. Sorry I was late to expressed acknowledgments.--Seraphita 13:42, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

edit TYATU

Sigh... ever since Uncyclopedian was banned, TYATU has been dormant. I miss him. And, Famine ain't gonna un-ban 'im. (What the- I used "ain't").Oh, and am I going to DIEEEEEE??? Or at least be presumed dead for afew episodes? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:25, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

edit UNSOC

I've added a report at Grue Army Home One about UNSOC. Let's hope it brings in some comrades! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 19:35, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

Also, I started this. It's kinda as in, very short. Add things if you want. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 18:07, 12 July 2007 (UTC)


edit Thanks so much for your vote on '667'

Potato Salad The Led Balloon has awarded you a bowl of Satan's famous potato salad. Who'd have thought he'd be such a good cook?
PS: You get this for voting on 667:Neighbor of The Beast. Now go and "be more like that Satan".

You've helped to make this Led Balloon fly! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:19, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Poo Lit Surprise Prize!

Congratulations on your win! I'm sure if I had read your article I would have been much impressed with the quality and sheer articleness of your work. But as it is, I can only send you the prize anyway. To claim your glorious first prize of $20 and other valuable considerations, please send your postal address to Wikia at Community@wikia.com - Thanks!

This has been a canned message by sannse-can't-think-of-anything-original, your friendly neighbourhood minion of the evil overlord -- sannse@Wikia (talk) 11:47, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

p.s. I'm going away on Tuesday 31 July. I'd like to send prizes out before then, so it would be great if you can get the address to me as soon as possible. Thanks -- sannPoo Lit Surprise Prize!

edit UNSOC

Well, seeing as ##gruearmy is up and running on IRC, UNSOC members are able to use it too. Also, it isn't official wikia channel, and CGI users can't go. :( --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:03, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

Speaking of UNSOC, I don't see a section on UNSOC's page for general discussion or a forum. --Starnestommy (TalkContribsFFSWP) 12:05, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Jeebus cow!

  1. UNSOC has new promotion updates (from me!!). Check them or DIE!! --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 07:08, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
  2. See No. 1 --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 15:11, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Wheeeeeee!

Alright, here I am, fresh off of reading O'Finnerties (well, alright, a week or so ago, but still....) and I have to thank the hilarious writer behind it for voting for me in Writer of the Month. Well, I say thanks a lot for this great honor. And that it is.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:06, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Playwright of the Month

Thank you, good sir, for your humble act of charity. I hereby bestow upon you this blessing:
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