User talk:Jobeykobra

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edit Mrs.Dalloway

I hope you haven't minded me making some minor changes and adding some images. You write with a passion about this book which makes me think you have had to study this in a course and it drove you nuts ! Hope you stick around. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:30, December 24, 2009 (UTC)

edit Woggen Froggen

Hello and welcome to Uncyclopedia! I don't see what this article is about ("Woggen" occurs nowhere in Wikipedia). The implication is that no one will ever guess the name of your article, and thus no one might ever read it. This being a fake encyclopedia, it would help if the name of the page were something someone will type. It is less important what comes up, once he types it. (I sent this message to your IP, too, as you edited this without logging in.) Cheers. Spıke Ѧ 18:12 26-Jan-13

edit Lake Zurich, Illinois

Hello, and welcome to your new home away from home. On the Lake Zurich page, I reverted everything you did by using rollback, although I didn't go through all your edits and you are welcome to replace them except for vanity - that is, using names of your friends or the hated neighbor or calling anyone gay. You understand why we can't do that here, so please look if I removed anything you want to keep. I like your edits on the frog pages, the illustration on Wonky Fun is really good and fits well. Please ask me or Spike or Romartus or anyone for help, or with quesitons, or just to fuck with us. Ribbet. Aleister 21:41 26-1-'13

Hi and thanks for yet another welcome, I'm perfectly fine with anything you edited on the LZ page. It started getting out of hand with the use of people's names and comments added by random visitors, anyway. I'm not the kind to call someone "gay" or any of that, so please, by all means, keep keeping this site funny and not just stupid. Jobeykobra
Hi, Jobey. I read the page and did a Google. As you may be on-site in Lake Zurich, would you please take control of this one and finish cleaning up the names of any kids who are not public persons, plus the pervy coach who is either innocent or locked up--unless you think the article actually adds some humor?
In fact, a problem with a lot of this article that talks about the types of people in Lake Zurich is that the same types of people are everywhere else. Mexicans who don't want to speak English to white people? I'm shocked, shocked!
By the way, when you post to a talk page, please start your paragraph with enough : characters to indent differently from the other people writing there, and end it with ~~~~ (four tildes), which will be replaced by a signature and a timestamp. Happy editing! Spıke Ѧ 00:15 27-Jan-13
I took out the whole paedophile section as it looks like this Wayne character wasn't convicted of anything, although he spent six days in jail cooling his jets (if you know what I mean). There were some other names thrown in there, probably vanity. I'm surprised the guy hadn't complained, the article came up near the top when his name was binged. Aleister 00:20 27-1-'13
Thanks, Aleister. Perhaps he didn't subscribe to one of those services that claim to police your Web Persona. But Jobey, if you actually live there, keep putting more funny stuff in it (based on the truth of the place, which would not also be the truth of most other places too)! Thanks. Spıke Ѧ 00:22 27-Jan-13
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