User talk:Jmplayer

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edit Welcome!

Sleeping Cat

Oh, welcome.

Oh, hello, Jmplayer, nice that you decided to make a new account into these flaming wheels of death and sorrow. I`m happy that all the 666 messages we sent you finally worked. We are also thankful because of your contributions, but in any case, please read the text below before you end up too quickly.

When you are in discussion with other Hungry Spirits of Uncyclopedia, please remember to sing sign your name with ~~~~, or press the (Button sig) button. It`s important to know who talks and when someone talks. Everybody would be confused, and some of the users have frying pans. So be careful.

At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:Jmplayer/Article about stuff) so you may edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done slap a construction template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.

Well, of course, we here at Uncyclopedia have lots of action and games, so you wouldn`t get bored. Often articles will require proofreading, among other fix ups, and we could always use more reviewers, and for the more artistic of folks, there's the option of creating images to aid articles that need more images and making them prettier, for instance. Uncyclopedia also sometimes has big competitions, like PLS and others.

If you`re still feeling uneasy, come out of the corner and ask from me, admins, IRC, Village Dump or then go and ask from Lyrithya. And don`t forget that you can be always adopted in Adopt-a-Noob program, the best program in world.

So, again, welcome!

OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 10:39 9 August 2011

edit The Big Crunch

Dark-matter

Thank you very much for the vote. Because of Dark Matter you have nothing to fear. Cheers!

--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:37, Aug 11

edit Unobtanium

Much thanks for your vote from Shabidoo and Funnybony. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 16:16, Aug 14

edit We shot the hole-in-one, but you were the caddy!

It appears that you voted for Mini-golf, which ended up getting featured. Myself and Matthew Snowman would like to thank you from the bottom of our hearts (well... maybe somewhere around the middle, but you get what I mean) for carrying the club all the way to the front page. Hope your career as a caddy is long and prosperous. Thanks again. --Tophat headless 03:06, August 31, 2011 (UTC)

edit Colorless green ideas sleep furiously

Colorless green ideas sleep furiously

You voted for Colorless green ideas sleep furiously on VFH. Maybe now us ideas will be a little less furious.

Thank you! --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 11:54, September 4, 2011 (UTC)

edit Salutations, and other complications

“Who died?”
~ Oscar Wilde, regarding this template

Felicitations

It is apparently de rigueur to spam a user's talk page with templates, if that user has voted for your article on VFH, or has other-services render'd. As you have apparently done something of this sort, here is your reward: a plain, black box with white lettering, thanking you in a generic fashion for what you have done.

(Signed) Bizzeebeever

P.S. Yes, your suspicions are correct, this template is utterly unoriginal.

edit Olympian Thanks

edit Greetings

I have gone through my records and it appears as though you may have voted for me for some award, supported one or more of my articles on VFH, or supported one or more of my images on VFP, in the past year or so. If this is not the case, then please ignore this message. Otherwise, thank you for your support. May you have a long and fruitful life, and have many parasites. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:57, 6 January 2012

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