User talk:Jishanpeter

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edit Welcome!

Hello, Jishanpeter, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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edit Your articles

Heya, I appreciate your enthusiasm, but could you please stop creating articles with no content or that consist entirely of one word or numbers? These weren't terribly funny in the first place, and adding more just makes them all less funny. This goes for gimmicks such as self-redirecting pages and loop-redirects as well - they're meaningless to the average reader, and also tend to mess up maintenance. So kindly don't do it. Write words, content, instead. Articles. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:01, 24 August 2011

edit Your Articles 2: Electric Boogaloo

I came here to say exactly what Lyrithya said above me. Seeing as she's already said it, and you seem to have no given it any notice, I've banned you for a day so you can calm the fuck down and read some of our ignorable policies, and perhaps have a nice sherry or a cup of tea, while you watch other people doing it right. I appreciate your enthusiasm, but we're not just going to let you keep making shite articles with no substance. So hopefully when you get back, you can get to writing...I dunno...real stuff. If you'd like any help with writing, you can always inquire on my talk page. -RAHB 22:07, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

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