User talk:Jimbo Wales

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So, is this really you? --Doktor McCheez 00:48, 25 August 2006 (UTC)

I would like to know this as well, but I can't see any way for Jimbo to prove it's really him, if it is him. I bet the real Jimbo doesn't go by his real name on Uncyc.

Of course, he could be thinking we'd think just that... Wehpudicabok 04:11, 31 August 2006 (UTC)

It says he is a staff member in the userlist so I think this vandal really has control of this wiki

Okay, if this guy is Jimbo Wales, I'm Jesus. --Belugaperson 23:21, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

Nice to meet, you, Jesus. --Jimbo Wales 21:52, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
MY LORD! oTHErONE (Contribs) 08:17, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

Someone asked on his Wikipedia talk page, and he said this is him.

There one way to prove it really him. If you really Jimmy Wales then what your ip address. --Xh5678

Seven. It used to be five but I accidentally got logged off and some bastard took my number.--Jimbo Wales 00:34, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Are you really the chairman?

if you are the real Jimbo then get out before they start vandalizing on ya! Watch out! Emperor Walter HumalaNazi Swastika God save him!(God exists?) Crystal Clear app korganizer | wanna Talk?00:46, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

edit Yeah, right

Now, don't get me wrong here, I have no real feelings against Uncyclopedia, as long as it doesn't interfere with Wikipedia, but do you really think that Jimbo would make an account here? Think about it... And yes, I am a Wikipedian, specifically, this one. 16:40, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

I agree. -- 11:52, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
No, this is legit. Technically, Jimbo owns Uncyclopedia. Jimbo owns Wikia, and Wikia hosts Uncyclopedia. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 23:49, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
Are you sure? Look at this user's contributions. It sounds like someone making fun of Jimbo Wales. And why would his first edit ever be on the Terrorist article? --YeOldeLuke 03:16, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

edit Jimbo

Hi Jimbo Wales, I'm your biggest fan did you get my letters...My love letters...I know someday we can get married Jimbo. It will be great we will have a big Ceremony and I'll invite all my stuffed animals and you can wikipedian nerd friends...I guess. If your not free because of your comitments to wikipedia that is fine, I can always look through your window. P.S Can you prune back your Rosh bushs they were quite prickly and it made it hard to watch you last night--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E Snowman throw a snowball Snowman 12:59, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

Married? I thought he already is :) 05:27, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
I'll take care of that cow, all I need is some scissors to cut her brakes…--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E Snowman throw a snowball Snowman 03:03, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

edit The New Year

Jimbo Wales going to be nominated for UGoTM. The hottest award of the new year. --NXWave 00:39, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

edit 'Sole flounder'

Are we allowed to call you the 'sole flounder' or do you censor Uncyclopedia?

Sounds a bit fishy to me. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

edit This makes me insanely happy

[1] "According to, the modern crouton was invented by William Forrester in 1511"

Watch out, Jimbo's about:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 18:03, 28 December 2008 (UTC)
That's Soul Flounder to you... :)--Jimbo Wales 22:37, 28 December 2008 (UTC)
We're a bit backward and we worship Sophia here, although we do celebrate Walpurgis Night like out host. Also I think it's cool that you're still interested in uncyclopedia:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 11:15, 29 December 2008 (UTC)

Did they seriously cite uncyclopedia? I read that and still can't believe it, that's epic. Ilop 04:07, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

Hello Jimbo?

How can i install a title blacklist on Wikia?

How can i find my MediaWiki 'extensions' directory

edit Journalistic Probing

Hi there Jimbo, UU here, subterranean admin by appointment to the Royal Court of Uncyclopedia and gentleman editor of the UnSignpost, the greatest newspaper on this here wiki and many (if not all) others. In my role as ace news-hound, I was wondering if you may have a quote for our quite literally several readers? Of course, this being Uncyclopedia, I'm not asking you to comment on any particular story - instead, you give us the observation, and we'll make the story. Or, you know, don't. Whichever is cool, really.

I now leave you a copy of our glorious 1st Anniversary celebration bumper issue for your reading delight. Pippings! --UU - natter UU Manhole 16:00, May 8

You kids get offa my pipe! Now, where's my lawn?--Jimbo Wales 20:58, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

Many thanks old bean, that'll do nicely. To the random story generatoratron! --UU - natter UU Manhole 21:03, May 8
Well, gee willickers, you were logged out and not some crazy IP, whodathunkit. --CharitwoTalk 21:03, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

edit query

greetings, master wales. the boys at the imperial colonization project, our subtly named collaboration group, are taking on our Wikipedia article currently, as it is a bit stale and smells vaguely of cabbage. might you be inclined to stop by the project page, or maybe look at the discussion for the collaboration, or even just leave a brief thought here? also, can i have your autograph? it's for my kid brother, he thinks you're swell! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:44, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

edit umm...

there is a header referencing you, and it is a lie! it does not link to an appeal, so what will you do?--Poiz, teh Zork mastar! 15:53, November 17, 2010 (UTC)

edit Counting coup

I have come to count coup. /tags Jimbo Wales, rides away on fast horse named Pinto Aleister 12:10 23-11-10

Since coup has offically been counted on Jimbo Wales, it is the duty of said user to prepare a template commerating this fact, and deliver it to the user page of said coup gatherer, who waits patiently.
Still waiting. My beard grows long, and the fast horse named Pinto is older and lamer now. Things move in the night, but I still sit, patiently, giving rubes coin to fetch me food and drink. Aleister 4:11 4-3-'13
Another year has passed, as quietly and silently both Father Time and the world tiptoe, turning on their respective axis' over and over and over again - using (amazingly to some) no batteries whatsoever - and from moment to moment observe me sitting serenely on this page, awaiting my Official "Certificate of Coup" from you. Mr. Wales, where does thee abide, if not amongst us? I will stay on this page, like those cold but proud protestors who camp out in front of the White House and Parliament in tents adorned with signs and the spittle of passer-bys, to await your return. I am but your patient and humble servant, Aleister 23:11 18-3-14 (Pinto, alas, has passed)
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