User talk:JerryChives

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edit Welcome!

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edit Are you related to Gerry Cheevers, perchance?

*looks around suspiciously* Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:44, 1 September 2011

edit Hello

I can see that you are trying hard on your article, don't despair, for I added the "construction" template. Good articles are very seldom shat in a day, some of mine took weeks to finish! That's why you should start them in your userspace as described in the welcoming message. But now the article is protected from deletion by that template, so you can come back later with new ideas and stuff. Don't stress! It seems you know how to write funny, so ideas should be coming naturally with time. If you have questions, drop me a line. Cheers! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 02:05, November 3, 2011 (UTC)

edit Review

Urinating fountain

I just peed on something you wrote. I apologize profusely for that.

I'll attempt to control my bladder in the future. No promises though

I also stole this template off someone. Muhuhahahaha. I understand and I wish to continue. HauntedUndies2. 05:47, November 4, 2011 (UTC)

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