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edit UnNews:Gaddaffy Duck now hottest image on Google

Great Shoop! This UnNews has to be in the 1-Spot! It is also visible on the Uncyclopedia main page. I cleaned up the grammar and gave it a shorter headline, shown above.

Unfortunately, the text itself doesn't read much like news. The only "news" is: Shoop artist creates neat graphic, going viral now on Google. In essence, you have written a story about yourself! It would have been more clever if you had looked at the current news and created a "news report" that the picture would fit. Let that be a challenge for your next UnNews, which I hope is soon! Spıke Ѧ 23:02 25-Feb-11

Cheers spikey! Shrooms Jello Shrooms 23:06, February 25, 2011 (UTC)

Our messages crossed on User:SPIKE/UnNews. By the way, if you are a photo person rather than a writing person, consider doing collaborations--Reach out in the UnNews:Newsroom (which no one reads any more) with a theme to see if anyone wants to help you with the writing.

Also, it would be cool if clicking on "Jello" reached your user page, while clicking on "Mold" reached your talk pages. That is the way a lot of signatures work, including mine. Spıke Ѧ 23:08 25-Feb-11

edit Wazoo fiddles.

Che Ape

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edit UnNews:Charlie Sheen wins Academy Award for Best Actor Meltdown

Excellent concept; the second Oscar-based article of the day, but it takes it in a direction that Hollywood would not like it taken. Could read a little more like news, but you're on your own. In particular, it's time you do you own Heavy Lifting:

  • The dateline should be HOLLYWOOD, California -- Both words can be links. If you don't know why, back up and read our Style Guide.
  • There are certainly Sources out there for you to use, if merely a wire-service story on the real Oscars. is a site I use to bring together the AP stories. I saw a story on Sheen's continued meltdown on this morning's TV at Spıke Ѧ 18:47 28-Feb-11
Yeah I saw a bit of that new interview too.. I was hoping he wouldn't say something I'd then HAVE to include.. given that the article was nearly finished. I will include some sources bonsoir. Shrooms Jello Shrooms 18:53, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

Now, I know he went on a rant, but I haven't studied his rant. Penis? Bat shit? Do these relate to things he actually said, or are you just amusing yourself by string together Uncyclopedia memes into a rant he might have said? And what was with the double dots? Triple legitimate, but mostly if you're Larry King...and quadruple dots....Technically, these mean that whatever was omitted includes the end of a sentence. Spıke Ѧ 19:21 28-Feb-11

I'm not aware of any uncyclopedia memes.. the 'penis' was related to the fact that that was the uncensored part of the rant. It needed a word for people to understand why it was censored.. I thought of others.. 'ballbag', 'testes' etc. I wasn't aware double-dots were a no-no, please be gentle! Shrooms Jello Shrooms 19:31, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

Relax; I cannot ban you from the site, and today turned aside the votes of two Uncyclopedians that I should be given the power to ban people. But I did go to work on your double-dots. Spıke Ѧ 19:39 28-Feb-11

Ok.. but you should know I will find it hard to cut-out the double-dots.. I'll do my best but I'm just saying.. they're like an addiction y'know? By the way Charlie did use the term 'earthworm' which is funnier than anything I could put in his mouth.. except maybe a cactus Shrooms Jello Shrooms 19:45, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

As you are still editing the piece, maybe you want to deal with some nitpicking:

  • We are rumoured to prefer American spelling when writing about Hollywood or stuff in America (though no one's going to edit you for this).
  • You are inconsistent in referring to "Charlie" versus "Sheen" in the article.

Cheers! Spıke Ѧ 18:16 1-Mar-11

They are both good points, I think I flip between Charlie and Sheen because it makes the story less repetitive on the brain. In this country the media often does it (I know.. the story is in Hollywood but it was reported over here).. so you'll get "hairy worker" later referred to in the article as "bearded bloke", it's not really an issue over here. I also added a reference to Mr. Two Beer's Ugly Wife because it's closer to an actual Charlie Sheen ramble. See I do listen to you! Shrooms Jello Shrooms 15:38, March 4, 2011 (UTC)

On "hairy worker" versus "bearded bloke," I agree totally. If you use either, it's for embellishment, and you shouldn't use the same embellishment a second time. On "Charlie" versus "Sheen," however, most newspapers have a rule for this (at my local newspaper, however, it's surname except for wives and children--sometimes), so the casual reader looks at this and just concludes someone screwed up. Spıke Ѧ 15:52 4-Mar-11

edit Are you hungry?


Wold you like a lollipop? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:17, March 1, 2011 (UTC)

nom nom Shrooms Jello Shrooms 15:39, March 4, 2011 (UTC)

--Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 16:15, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

Grape? Now you are spoiling me.. give me the box Shrooms Jello Shrooms 18:47, March 21, 2011 (UTC)
There is no box, only a shop. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:03, March 22, 2011 (UTC)

edit Annoyingly

My laptop died on Monday and I've been without a pc for nearly a week now.. and I was going to be unselfish and contribute to pee review too...I think god wants me to be selfish :( Shrooms Jello Shrooms 13:23, March 5, 2011 (UTC)

How's your internet situation coming along? If it's fine then don't reply. --Black Flamingo
laptop has gone to heaven, should be buying a new one on Sunday I hope.. Then on Monday the dudes at the pc garage should be able to copy all my documents from the broken one to the new one. Something will go wrong though so I reckon Tuesday I should be back. It's annoying I have many ideas that I now have to write on *spits* PAPER Shrooms Jello Shrooms 12:48, March 12, 2011 (UTC)

edit Your Lollipop

--Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:48, March 22, 2011 (UTC)

edit Pee

When someone adds any kind of text to a pee review they are almost always booking the review unless they 1. Are asking a question or 2. Contributed to the article in question. Just some things to remember for next time you want to review something. Jackofspades (talk) 01:02, March 28, 2011 (UTC)

edit Pee part 2: The Reckoning

Urinating fountain

I just peed on something you wrote. I apologize profusely for that.

I'll attempt to control my bladder in the future. No promises though

Pretty good Liverpool article, could use some work. Jackofspades (talk) 07:34, April 3, 2011 (UTC)

edit So, I came here to tell you something or ask something or something...

But I forgot what. So... er... I'll just say hi, instead. Hi. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:56, 7 April 2011

Hi...It's probably nothing of note, as I haven't contributed anything of note in weeks Shrooms Jello Shrooms 20:45, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
Does anyone? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:01, 11 April 2011
Ok good point, article-wise I have contribbed nowt then. I just thought of a question for you however...say I wanted to create an article on a celebrity (let's call him Paul Jones for no reason) if I type 'User:JelloMold/Paul Jones' into the 'create page' bit, is that then considered a 'draft'? Or at least more of a draft than if I just created the page 'Paul Jones'? Shrooms Jello Shrooms 20:55, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
Aye, subpages are a common way to make drafts to work on for as long as you need, but they're no more of drafts than ones in mainspace, ie, the latter. Only real difference is just that you need to use {{WIP}} tags while working on mainspace ones or they're apt to get deleted, although even then you can't leave them for over a week without finishing them. Sorry this took me so long to respond; I kind of... lost the tab. >.< 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:31, 14 April 2011
excellent, and don't worry I'll take thrice as long to reply as anything you can manage...I noticed subpages(?) aren't searchable either, which is probably a good thing. I just need a place to keep drafts so I can see what my stuff will look like on the site, without having to copy and paste everything from NOTEPAD 1st :o Shrooms Jello Shrooms 20:54, April 18, 2011 (UTC)
Heh, good, good. And yeah, subpages should be exactly what you would want for that, then. List them on qvfd when you're done with them, if you want to clean it up... Ick, notepad. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:29, 19 April 2011
Notepad is hardcore. No spellcheck. No grammarcheck. No limits. Drink notepad Shrooms Jello Shrooms 18:50, April 22, 2011 (UTC)

edit Declares to enforce

I moved the UnNews article "declares" to the new title "enforces" I also dropped to lower case to the way I think they like it. Not sure on Libya though. I left the fix up deletion of your old article to you as a way to practice. any questions, I'll be glad to assist. --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 14:42, April 26, 2011 (UTC)

Cheers Klipz! I don't know how to delete articles...I've made a few I've wanted to get rid of and in the end I just delete all the text and then save it if that works :s I guess admins have huffed most of them by now anyway Shrooms Jello Shrooms 15:19, April 26, 2011 (UTC)
Oh right you cover that on spikes talk page...thanks...I think magic man's image of the floating island in my article should really be on the front page, I'm sick of seeing Gadhafi's crusty features. Shrooms Jello Shrooms 15:39, April 26, 2011 (UTC)
Great article. --Black Flamingo 19:52, April 26, 2011 (UTC)
Cheers Blamingo! I'd write a longer reply but I'm just having a debate with Spike on his talk page at the moment :D Shrooms Jello Shrooms 19:55, April 26, 2011 (UTC)

edit It's time for its time

see User:Kevillips/Its vs it's wip, I am going to write a contrary view as well.--K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 20:18, April 26, 2011 (UTC)

a contrary view to the correct usage of 'it'? Can't see much mileage in that myself mate but good luck Shrooms Jello Shrooms 21:19, April 26, 2011 (UTC)

edit Thanks for the Pee!

Thank you for your review. I realized that I sounded less like a Geographer with a passive-aggressive hatred of Russian lakes, and more like a bratty middle aged woman complaining about the lake after getting food poisoning from some Borscht at a hotel in Irkutsk. I did some revisions, and (mostly) did as you asked. Can you tell me in my talk page if the article improved? I'm still re-editing it.--White Toaster Talk - Contributions 02:47, May 24, 2011 (UTC)

edit Images

Here's the first one:

Wigs R Us

And here's the other:

Trump wall

Hope you like them. --Tophat headless 03:26, May 24, 2011 (UTC)

edit Sig

I noticed you want me to make a sig for you, so i'll be at the task right away. I have an idea. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 01:45, 25 May 2011

I'm scared... please continue! Shrooms Jello Shrooms 17:57, May 25, 2011 (UTC)
Is it some ungodly concoction of mushrooms and jelly? If so that would be awesome Shrooms Jello Shrooms 18:04, May 25, 2011 (UTC)
Hold yer horses. I got behind, so i'll be working on it today. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:36, 12 June 2011
Lawlipop lawlipop oo lawli-lawlipop LAWLIPOP Shrooms Jello Shrooms 22:24, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
How do you like your new sig? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:11, 17 June 2011
LOL(ipop), it's been well worth the wait! I know it mite be a bit cheeky to ask for more at this point and I'm happy with the way it is but could you made it so the lil mushrooms 'pop out' of the plate of jello when u hover over it? If not it doesn't matter, it's freakin awesome. Shrooms Jello Shrooms 20:30, June 17, 2011 (UTC)
I'll see what I can do; but if not, are you fine with it? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:00, 17 June 2011
iT'S grrreat! In fact nevermind, I like seeing the lil mushies Shrooms Jello Shrooms 21:11, June 17, 2011 (UTC)

edit Thing

Actually, wanna help rewrite this? I put some ideas on the talk page and have got some other users interested in joining in too. --Black Flamingo 20:51, June 14, 2011 (UTC)

edit You voted for visual puns, which got featured!

Army Tank Yellow U

--Tophat headless 01:10, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

You're very welcome magico! Shrooms Jello Shrooms 20:49, June 23, 2011 (UTC)
Thank you for saying you're welcome. --Tophat headless 21:08, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

edit Thank you tremendously

For reviewing AND voting for UnScripts:The Single Caucasian Roommate, which happens to be my first ever feature! I really appreciate your support, especially since I was able to get a self-nom in early enough because of you review. --Scofield & 1337 12:57, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

No problem, made me laugh big time, especially when the therapist produced the diary for no reason. Don't forget to vote for my article! (if you like it that is), I am allowed to beg for votes on my own talk page aren't I? Shrooms Jello Shrooms 20:48, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

edit That millipede rewrite

That is boss laa. --Black Flamingo 21:50, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

edit Thanks for the pee review

I read your review and I wonder how generalizing affects the humor. I have improved the parts of the article that you didn't like, but I am confused how my usage of the words as usual affected the humor of the caption; I do know that generalizing is a tad annoying, but I don't think it's as big a problem as you think it is, not to be rude. It seems to me you missed a few of the jokes in the article, since I like my humor hidden a little. I have looked at another article you reviewed which you gave a higher score, and it seems to me that you might have a different sense of humor than me. Again, thanks for the review, and I'll be sure to improve the article more.--White Toaster Talk - Contributions 03:26, July 1, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah I considered that our sense of humour might be different and I forgot to mention it in the review. If you feel like the 'as usuals' etc are an important part of your style then by all means leave it in. I just found it distracting from the main concept, maybe I bang on about it a bit too much. In any case I think it's about time another user gave you a review to be honest. All I'd say is if a particular issue keep cropping up in lots of reviews maybe it's something you need to look at. But then again maybe not. I get flak from a few users for the length of my articles and 'deviating from the concept towards the end', I've tried to do something about the length, but I find the odd 'deviation' makes them funnier in my own opinion, c'est la voi Shrooms Jello Shrooms 19:35, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
Btw I'm sure I didn't give Lake Baikal a higher score did I? Shrooms Jello Shrooms 19:35, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
I'm talking about the article Peekaboo, which you reviewed. I personally believe it isn't very good, but you gave it an 8 for humor.--White Toaster Talk - Contributions 00:23, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
Meh, I was probably feeling generous given it was my 1st review. I did give you 11 more points in total for Nazi Hover Tank than for Lake Baikal however. As I said, put it up for a 2nd review, now is a prime time to put something on PR because users are being urged to review the backlog. Shrooms Jello Shrooms 23:16, July 5, 2011 (UTC)

edit Millipede

You have returned for a quick tweak? Will this story now run on extra legs?? Awaiting news!!--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:26, August 12, 2014 (UTC)

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