User talk:JebusCryst

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edit Welcome!

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edit QVFD

When adding things to QVFD, there's no need to put the {{VFD}} template on them; that's for a completely separate process as well as completely unnecessary. Also, when a vandal creates userpages, don't just blank them - you should also add them to QVFD as well, I hear. Anyhow, thanks for cleaning up, and cheers. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101114 - 03:08 (UTC)

Right, so apparently I spoke without looking, or some such... newly created, obviously vandalism pages go on QVFD, not VFD. And don't blank them; that just makes more work for the admins checking QVFD or something.
Unless I'm completely wrong. But I don't think I am... am I? Urg, maybe you should ask someone who actually knows what's going on about these things... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101114 - 04:30 (UTC)

edit The Grue Army

Hey JebusCryst, Meganew and I were wondering, if you would like to join the grue army. If so just write back here or on my talk page and Meganew or I will add you. You can click all the links at the top of that page to read all about us. Or go here. Lastly, I know you don't really like userboxes but we do have this really cool one you get if you join:


Grue Jammy This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!


--Tophat headless 02:23, November 16, 2010 (UTC)

Joining sounds pretty good, you guys keep Uncyclopedia content-free at all costs. So yeah, I enlist in the Grue Army. JebusCryst 22:57, November 16, 2010 (UTC)

Oh good! Just put that userbox above on your user page. Then go to the army base, and add your name to at least one squadron (or all). --Tophat headless 23:15, November 16, 2010 (UTC)

edit Don't you love the smell of the UnSignpost in the morning?

--Tophat headless 05:40, December 2, 2010 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost, now with 25% less saturated fat

--Chiefjustice32X 16:07, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

edit Oh shit! It's another unsignpost!

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:24, 16 December 2010

edit This is it... the 100th UnSignpost.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:50, 23 December 2010

edit UnSignpost, UnSignpost, eat it right here...

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:40, 30 December 2010

edit UnSignpost Delivery!

                              Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Thursday, 09:58, Jan 6 2011 UTC

edit UnSignpost Delivery!

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:47, 13 January 2011

edit Do not attempt to adjust your set. This is the UnSignpost.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:15, 20 January 2011

edit UnSignpost! Wheeee!

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:42, 27 January 2011

edit The UnSignpost is now served with complimentary tacos.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:36, 3 February 2011

edit This edition of the UnSignpost brought to you in two's complement...

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:27, 10 February 2011

edit Lurg luuurg unsignpost luuuuurg

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:17, 17 February 2011

edit UnSignnull pointer exception

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 07:42, 24 February 2011

edit All the UnSignpost you ever wanted

  1. REDIRECT UnSignpost:UnSignpost/20110303

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:08, 3 March 2011

edit UnSignpost: March 10th, 2011

  1. REDIRECT UnSignpost:UnSignpost/20110310 ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 03:06, March 10, 2011 (UTC)

edit AdminBots presents: The UnSignpost

  1. REDIRECT UnSignpost:UnSignpost/20110317

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:13, 17 March 2011

edit UnSignpostOnTheDelivery

  1. REDIRECT UnSignpost:UnSignpost/20110324

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 10:12, 24 March 2011

edit This is your UnSignpost speaking

  1. REDIRECT UnSignpost:UnSignpost/20110331

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:14, 31 March 2011

edit Terribly creative UnSignpost header

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~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:22, 7 April 2011

edit The UnSignpost: On-time and on top of things... as always.

  1. REDIRECT UnSignpost:UnSignpost/20110414

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:01, 14 April 2011

edit That UnSignposty thing

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~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:18, 21 April 2011

edit UnSignpost: April 28th, 2011

  1. REDIRECT UnSignpost:UnSignpost/20110428 ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 06:19, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

edit Signpost Un

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:18, 5 May 2011

edit The Signpost is delivered to all God-fearing citizens

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:43, 12 May 2011

edit UnSignpost

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:08, 19 May 2011

edit Phnerb unsignpost

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:11, May 26, 2011 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost: Best before Friday!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:09, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hurrah, it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:11, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost Activate!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:10, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

edit Catch it. Kill it. Bin it. It's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:10, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

edit The Un-Sigh-npost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:11, June 30, 2011 (UTC)

edit It's free and it always will be; it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:10, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:09, July 14, 2011 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost: Avoid all contact with eyes.

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:11, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

edit More class than 9000 schools: It's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:11, July 28, 2011 (UTC)

edit ChiefjusticeDS is a lazy sod and has paid the ultimate price... an UnSignpost Coup

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:10, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

edit More rubbish Australian Prose because ChiefjusticeDS got stabbed in the buttocks by a rioter with a felt-tip pen

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:09, August 11, 2011 (UTC)

edit Now it only wants you gone; it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:10, August 18, 2011 (UTC)

edit Wonko tiddlybum-post

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:10, August 25, 2011 (UTC)

edit Mailman's here! Lock up your daughters and horny middle-aged Wives!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:10, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

edit This UnSignpost brought to you by... uh... fairy dust? Hmm, we seem to have run out of sponsors.

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 01:10, September 8, 2011 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost: Now with free bacon!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:10, September 15, 2011 (UTC)

edit Brought to you by Lion Bars! It's the UnSignpost!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:39, September 22, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hold onto your wage packets! It's the UnSignpost!

--Tophat headless 01:08, September 29, 2011 (UTC)

edit A day late, because ChiefjusticeDS got lazy: The UnSignPost!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 01:32, October 7, 2011 (UTC)

edit Generic UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:16, 27 October 2011

edit Generic UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:53, 3 November 2011

I have moved your page off main space to your own user pages:- http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:JebusCryst/Vandalism/example_on_wheels!/Archive_19 Don't move it. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:06, February 9, 2012 (UTC)

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