User talk:Java7837

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

Revision as of 04:17, January 8, 2009 by 201.201.10.174 (talk)

(diff) ← Older revision | Latest revision (diff) | Newer revision → (diff)
Jump to: navigation, search

edit Welcome to our magnificent civilization!

126597

Greetings, honored traveler Java7837, and welcome to the glorious nation of Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions to the site. I hope you enjoy this great land and decide to make a home here. If not, the city exit is right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah, there you go. Anyway, here are a few helpful links for humble newcomers such as yourself:

If you read any of Uncyclopedia's sacred parchments, make it the above two links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with some sort of issue, try these:

I hope you enjoy editing here and being a proud citizen of Uncyclopedia! Please remember to sign your name on all talk pages by typing four tildes (~~~~) or alternatively use the "sign" button (Button sig) that you see just above the edit box. This will automatically produce both your name and the date.

If you need any sort of help, then feel free to ask me on my talk page, ask at the Village Dump, or add the following template: {{help}} to this page along with a message describing your dilemma and someone will come along and help you if they can.

Again, welcome! --General Insineratehymn 15:58, 22 April 2007 (UTC)

edit OWQ

Why are you putting every article without an Oscar Wilde quote into a category stating that? There are literally thousands of the things. —– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 22/04 17:36

Yah. What he said. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:36, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

Don't do that. It really is pointless. ta. -- sannse@Wikia (talk) 06:26, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

Seriously--Kingkitty 06:28, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, very seriously. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:30, 23 April 2007 (UTC)


edit Aaagh!

Don't use curly brackets in links, it dumps the whole of the article into the page. Thanks. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 23:35, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Oh. I see your template. Well, still, it's massive and ugly. So please refrain. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 23:39, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

edit Evolution

I'm watching you and your slew of vanity edits.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 00:05, 4 May 2007 (UTC)











isreal

edit ahem

User_talk:Codeine#Grue_killer -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 22:42, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

edit Re your placing Holocaust Tycoon on VFD:

Please read Uncyclopedia:Content Disclaimer before placing any articles on VFD merely because you find them offensive. What one person finds offensive here does not define what content will be permitted to exist on the site. Thank you. --Hrodulf 01:03, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

There is a disclaimer also saying that the article was meant to offend. Besides it was featured before. Capercorn 02:45, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
Honestly, so what if it was featured before? I've voiced my opinion against this article, and especially against it's featured status many times in the past - and so have others. The fact that it has that little "meant to offend" template doesn't mean squat. Leave the guy alone or unlock the VT TECH page for the sake of "everything is permissible here". ~Jewriken.GIF 16:25, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
I was willing to go along with the group about the VTECH thing, but I agree it's time to unlock the page now. It is a little odd that every tragedy is okay to mock except this one. That's just my opinion. As for "leaving this guy alone" I was just talking to him. Nothing wrong with communication. As for the VFD nomination, in my opinion it's a misuse of the process to nominate an article because it is offensive. I believe the only articles that should be nominated are ones that are unfunny gibberish or otherwise unlikely to have any comedy value. --Hrodulf 17:33, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
Here, I started a forum about the vtech article. Forum:Is it time to unlock the Virginia Tech Massacre page?. Maybe this will get some ideas out in the open. --Hrodulf 17:42, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
Also, see Forum:Are there limits to satire? for the prior discussion of the Holocaust Tycoon article. --Hrodulf 17:50, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Sig

Please read this. Once you have, take note that the Dexter image in your sig is over 12px high, and is thus very likely to screw up any page you actually sign. Could you please fix this before you attract unwanted attention? Thanks. --Andorin Kato 01:12, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Lol, that's good advice. --Hrodulf 01:34, 1 June 2007 (UTC)







http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_that_don%27t_exist%2C_but_should

edit Why?

Why did you add the category Grue Killer to my game page? SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle01:16, 04 June 2007


edit New Help

I don't know how to make maps sorry -Starflame

edit Votes For Deletion

Lemony Snicket told me to tell you...

DO NOT REMOVE ENTRIES FROM VFD.
Doing so will get you a Ban.

--Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:38, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Template:Menu-btn

I realise you were probably trying to fix that template, but you in fact broke it in the process. Moreover, it was never broken in the first place, as long as it was being used correctly, with {{Menu-begin}} and {{Menu-end}}. The lesson here is, don't fix it if it's not broken. If you're unsure if something is broken or not, just ask anyone who is likely to know. Thanks. Spang talk 05:17, 05 Jun 2007

edit Grue Killer

Hope my funny editing helps out the page and I will add more all the time :) -Starflame

edit Something else

By moving the game into your userspace, you have saved it from death, at least for the moment. However, you have 1 (one) day to move the rest of the pages there too, and list all the redirects in one spot for deletion. If I come back tomorrow and you've taken it all under your wing, and gotten someone to take care of the redirects after the move, all will be well. If not, I whack it. All of it. And it's family. And any witnesses. And that little old lady on the corner, just for fun. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 06/6 20:49

That brings to mind a certain "how to be invisible" Monty Python sketch into mind. You know that one Famine? ~Jewriken.GIF 20:52, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

In this picture there are 47 people. None of them can be seen... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bxw0T2rv7s --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:08, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

Don't worry, I though Grue Killer was kinda fun. You put so much effort into it and they just huffed it like that. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us

I'm with Kip. Only wish you could go somewhere after hanging out with the 72 nuns. --Ye Olde Luke 03:13, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Notice

Do not spam the message "i[sic] hate red links" on every single talk page. Yes, we know you hate red links, but don't spam that message. Also, you still need to fix your sig. It's spewing code everywhere. --General Insineratehymn 22:55, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

The sig problem can be fixed by setting your signature in the preferences form as {{subst:nosubst|template}} --Starnestommy (TalkContribsFFSWP) 22:58, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

edit *draws a line*

Okay, here's the deal. If you do not shape up your edits within a week, I will ban you again for a length of time to be determined. I am doing this because I am feeling nice today, rather than just outright banning you again for your move-dickery on User:Uncyclopedia Sucks. A few pages you should take a look at--as in now--are:

  • HTBFANJS - If you don't know what this means by now, then I don't know what to do with you.
  • UN:RTFM - Also known as the Beginner's Guide to Being an Uncyclopedian. Pay attention; there will be a quiz.
  • UN:R - The two rules of Uncyc. Yes, there are only two. Pay very close attention to the second.

Have a nice day, and I'll be seeing you in a week. —Hinoa talk.kun 02:29, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

You might also want to try reading Uncyclopedia:How To Get Started Editing --Hrodulf 02:36, 22 June 2007 (UTC)


edit Poll

If you were a hindu would you eat a cow?
 
15
 
4
 
8
 
2
 
7
 
31
 

The poll was created at 22:08 on June 21, 2007, and so far 67 people voted.

edit UnBan

Best behaviour now, least Famine should smite you hard. :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Evileye_trans.png

edit Baron1984

Java, leave his page alone. You are not the head of the Uncyclopedia morality police last time I checked. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:59, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

I would like to point out that I was fucking with you, but apparently you need hit with a clue by four to figure that out, so touchy, take it in context... Baron1984 12:09, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

Baron, lay off, before I send Mhaille HUMPing you. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:09, 20 July 2008 (UTC)
Hi.....I'm the Head of Uncyclopedia Morality Police (HUMP). Is there a problem I can help you with? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
You're not the head. Olipro is. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 12:20, 20 July 2008 (UTC)
Think you might have mishead slightly. Also he's very reasonably priced. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

edit Nun...?

Dude, where did you get that naked nun??? 201.201.10.174 04:17, 8 January 2009 (UTC)MaGo94

Personal tools
projects