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To start a new page you can provide a link to it on another page. For example, if you want to start a page about soup you could insert [[soup]] somewhere in the Food page. This will create a red link that you can follow to create the new page.
If all else fails and you can't find a suitable place to insert a link, you can always just use your user page. Happy trails. --Rcmurphy 13:03, 9 May 2005 (EDT)
Apparent Vanity Policy Violation
I'd like to inform you that the article you just wrote, "Malmsey George", was likely in violation of our vanity policies. It has since been deleted, and if it is recreated violating said policies again, you will receive a 36-hour block. Uncyclopedia deletes vanity articles because 99% of the time, they just aren't funny to us. I'm sure it could be the most hilarious thing to you and your buddies, but the rest of us are standing around scratching our heads in bewilderment. Also, writing libel about people you know is not tolerated here. An alternative you could pursue is placing your article as a subpage of your userpage, eg. User:Jackiespeel/Malmsey George. If you believe I'm mistaken (and there's a good chance I could be), please leave me a note on my talk page and I'll double-check. Thanks. —Major Sir Hinoa 01:23, 22 February 2007 (UTC)