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edit Thanks

Thank you for being so patient with listening to me tonight, and I will work at getting better. Pea Peachess Chess (Chat) 05:47, April 23, 2011 (UTC)

edit I'm back!!

Hey, I read how you entered me for VFS, with the description being "He's done so much for this site". Awwww.... That's nice. But seriously, I am NOT the kind of person for that, It's the Internet equivalent of giving a 4-year old a power drill. But listen, in several year's time, when your a big and famous uncyclopedian administrators, remember me. Just spare a thought. See you later. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 21:09, April 23, 2011 (UTC)

edit Brrrr...

10 reasons to thank JackOfSpades

10. You voted for User:Dr. Skullthumper/10 reasons to defrost Frosty on VFH

9. You're pretty cool

8. You participated in rigging one of Uncyclopedia's most sacred voting pages

7. Thus proving that you don't have a frigid sense of humor

6. Except you do since you voted for an article that involved freezing temperatures

5. Not even sure if that was a proper pun anyway

4. Sorry

3. I think I'm running out of numbers here

2. But I just wanted to say

1. Thanks for the vote!

Freezer
 Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 04:24 Apr 25, 2011

edit It Works it Does!

Hey Jacko I have connected to the internet at my friends finally...anywho, I will be on IRC tonight and tomorrow night as well...ttyl...Pea Peachess Chess (Chat) 03:39, April 26, 2011 (UTC)

edit Help me.

Jacko, I am banned from the IRC channel so since you logged out we cannot talk...do you remember which channel i said i was on earlier? Or can you get them to temporarily lift my ban? Pea Peachess Chess (Chat) 01:39, April 27, 2011 (UTC)

Sorry I fell asleep on you, I will talk to you tomorrow...Pea Peachess Chess (Chat) 07:36, April 30, 2011 (UTC)
It's really no problem. If you're tired then you're tired. Jackofspades (talk) 16:17, 30 April 2011
Might not get on tonight...it depends...Pea Peachess Chess (Chat) 17:10, May 2, 2011 (UTC)

edit The Article "No"

Go ahead and put the "No" article on my User Page and huff the "No" page. I'm bankrupt of ideas right now, but maybe some will come to me in time. And if someone else creates the page and does a good job in the meantime, that would be great. I've got some other ideas for other articles floating in my head that I think I would rather work on for the time being.The preceding unsigned comment was added by NoNamesLeft (talk • contribs)

edit You suck.

Too. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:43, 7 May 2011

Thats not very nice, BAD LYRITHYA! --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 21:44, May 7, 2011 (UTC)
Uh... he started it. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:19, 7 May 2011

edit You helped develop the anti-death drug!

Liquid medicine

UnNews:Old people more likely to die, study shows made it into queue, and now old people will never have to die again! Thanks for your vote, man!

--Tophat headless 16:15, May 18, 2011 (UTC)

Woo! Jackofspades (talk) 18:13, 18 May 2011
PARTY HARD! --Tophat headless 18:19, May 18, 2011 (UTC)

edit All in a day's work

Hello. I hate or love to say it, but I've made some good changes to Skunk and put it back on VFH. It's stinking up the place!!!! (hahahahahaha heeheeheeheeheeheehahahaha huh?). Please take a look, as you were very helpful on the first go-around. We haven't talked much lately, sadness music in background, and maybe we should collab or something. Are you a frat member? Its been so long since a frat page that I can't remember. Probably time to do another frat page too. Best of Icelandic ash to you. Aleister 14:00 26-5-'11

I will take a look. I'm not a frat member, and we haven't talked cuz I haven't been around much since the month started. I'm planning on doing something some time soon, so look forward to that. Jackofspades (talk) 22:42, 26 May 2011
Thanks for your Skunk vote. Appreciated!!! When you do something sometime sometimes swing by and tell me something. Aleister 20:21 28-5-'11

edit FFVII

Cheers for that Jack, it's a great help. Nice to see you're still at it. Reviwing, I mean. --Black Flamingo 22:14, May 28, 2011 (UTC)

I'm still at a lot of things. Your mom for example. (Dammit, I have to stop doing that. Your mom, I mean. Dammit!) Jackofspades (talk) 22:38, 28 May 2011

edit Sincere thanks for supporting one or more of these articles on VFH:

ThanksX5

like, really!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 20:30, May 29

edit Thanks

edit UnNews:Boston wins Stanley Cup while sore losers destroy their city

Hi Jack I'm Mattsnow, I don't think I've introduced myself yet. Now that it is done, I'd like to know if I need permission or anything before putting this on the template for the front page and where I can find that template. I wrote an my first UnNews some weeks ago but I just don't remember how I managed to get it on the front page. Thanks! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 04:36, June 17, 2011 (UTC)

Usually the person who runs UnNews (TheHumbucker right now) puts it where ever they think it should go. If you want to put it on the front page template yourself I'm sure no one would object. It seems good enough. Jackofspades (talk) 04:56, 17 June 2011
OK, I'll wait a bit and then go annoy The Humbucker lol thanks! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 05:00, June 17, 2011 (UTC)

edit Problem?

Is their a problem with 74.232.22.110's contrib to Columbus, Georgia. Just curious... 01:01, June 24, 2011 (UTC)

The main thing is it's not funny at all. The entire list should probably go, but I'm just going to leave that to someone who care about the article which is nobody. Except for maybe Dexter. Jackofspades (talk) 01:21, 24 June 2011

edit The Missing Years

Looking at EMC's chart, you first made an account in April 2009 but I don't recalling seeing your name until quite recently. Did you just pop in back then but left before anyone noticed? Just curious. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:56, June 25, 2011 (UTC)

Thing is, I made this account in like...late '07 and wrote one crappy article. Then I came back in '09 and wrote a few not so crappy articles in about a two month period. And now I'm back again writing what I hope aren't crappy articles. Jackofspades (talk) 19:13, 25 June 2011
You were here in 2007? I presume not as Jack of Spades. Only experience improves writing, I know some of my earlier articles are not brilliant but only my first article was deleted (the Hackenthorpe Publishing House) as that was an idea lifted from Monty Python. So it deserved to die. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:57, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
Yep, 2007. Wrote an UnNews that was ICU'd then deleted. It was pretty bad, I have to admit. (Proof!) Jackofspades (talk) 20:59, 26 June 2011

edit Dead Dicks

Thanks very much for the helpful Pee Review. As it is on VFH now I went through and covered your points immediately. I would appreciate your 2nd opinion. Thanks, Jack!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 19:02, Jun 25

Definitely better. There are much fewer points at which I get confused. I will go vote for it now. Away! Jackofspades (talk) 19:19, 25 June 2011

edit Final Fantasy VII

Hello sir, I'm sure you're very busy and I won't keep you long, but if you get a chance would you be able to cast your eyes over that article you reviewed? Is there anything else I can do or would you say it's adequate? Thank you sir. Thank you, sorry, bye. --Black Flamingo 21:00, June 25, 2011 (UTC)

Still looks good, although I didn't see any major differences from before. Jackofspades (talk) 21:49, 25 June 2011
I followed most of your points... I think. Or maybe I ignored them, I'm not sure. I'll look at the review again. Thanks. --Black Flamingo 22:39, June 25, 2011 (UTC)
I don't even remember what I said. I think a lot of it was "Hey, this is good, keep that" or whatever. Jackofspades (talk) 22:42, 25 June 2011
I re-read the pee. What you actually did was just post a photo of yourself laughing your ass off. --Black Flamingo 01:11, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
That sounds painful, and it's unfortunate that there is now a photo of my ass on the internet. Jackofspades (talk) 02:52, 26 June 2011

edit Pantsless Thanks

edit thanks

Sun8 ...for your nice comment about the captions helping me get my first article featured !!! :) --ShabiDOO 14:29, July 1, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hello

Hello Jack. I saw you didn't like The middle of Uncyclopedia, did you know it's a parody of this? Even if you did know, I would like you to reconsider. What makes the article is clicking all the references. Kakun Cartman2 nukaK 14:00, July 4, 2011 (UTC)

I'd take it up with Ljlego I think he was the one that did the deleting. Jackofspades (talk) 18:01, 4 July 2011
Thanks. Kakun Cartman2 nukaK 18:14, July 4, 2011 (UTC)

edit I reviewed your article!

Link to the review.--White Toaster Talk - Contributions 22:19, July 5, 2011 (UTC)

edit Mitch Hedberg

Is it my imagination or arwe you working on this It got deleted, and was not sure if it was your version or not. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 04:49, July 6, 2011 (UTC)

It was not. Mine is in my userspace and it's about 1 line long. Jackofspades (talk) 05:37, 6 July 2011

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Sir Roger 00:55, July 9, 2011 (UTC)

edit 40th Thanks

edit Much Thanks for making Padmé

Padme6

Your support is what made Padmé!

--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 17:58, Jul 10

edit This is not spam...

UNCYCLOMANIA logo
...this is the greatest opportunity of your life. Summer extravaganza tournament. Teams of 2 or 3 users. Lasts month of August. Tournament wont be the same without you. Don't be an outcaste. CHECK IT OUT. --ShabiDOO 19:21, July 13, 2011 (UTC)

edit Removing VFDs

Isn't that a bannable offense? It needs to show improvement, and it is clear that this is not the case here. ~ Humbuck Talk 01:07, 27 July 2011 (UTC)

My vandal sense is tingling. Who do I need to ban? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:10, 27 July 2011
Here's the diff in question. Pretty cut and dried case, if you ask me. ~ Humbuck Talk 01:16, 27 July 2011 (UTC)
I'm ignoring both of you until this goes away. Jackofspades (talk) 01:26, 27 July 2011
And yet you'll keep coming back whenever you see that yellow strip saying you have new messages, and wouldn't you like to see the most recent? ~ Humbuck Talk 01:42, 27 July 2011 (UTC)

edit Trying to access your IRC account

Yo, I wasn't *actually* trying to login to your Freenode nick; I changed name to yours briefly for the purposes of making it appear as if you'd said something extremely homosexual on the IRC stats and my IRC Bouncer just so happens to attempt to authenticate with nickserv regardless of the nickname I'm *actually* using, so, don't panic. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 19:35, August 2, 2011 (UTC)

I figured that was the case. It was just odd to see the "1 attempt to access..." thing cuz that hasn't happened in...4 years? And even then it was someone I knew IRL. Jackofspades (talk) 22:39, 2 August 2011

edit Surrender monkeys

You nominated several redirects similar to this one for QVFD. They seem to be valid redirects to the article French, which explains the term. (In case you are unfamiliar with it, see wikipedia:Cheese-eating surrender monkeys.) Could you please clarify why you feel these need deletion? --Pentium5dot1 t~^_^~c 07:47, August 20, 2011 (UTC)

I'm fine with one redirect, but the ones I nominated I didn't think anyone would type into the search bar. I'm not opposed to the "joke" just the shotgun-like application of it. Jackofspades (talk) 07:49, 20 August 2011
So does it sound okay to keep Surrender monkeys itself and delete the rest? --Pentium5dot1 t~^_^~c 07:54, August 20, 2011 (UTC)
There's also a Surrender Monkeys I believe, but yeah that sounds fine I suppose. It's really up to the admin(s). Jackofspades (talk) 07:55, 20 August 2011
I meant exactly what I just said; Surrender Monkeys remains among those to be deleted because people are unlikely to bother capitalizing the M when typing in the search box. --Pentium5dot1 t~^_^~c 08:00, August 20, 2011 (UTC)

Whoops, I realized that Surrender Monkeys wasn't part of the actual QVFD nom. I'll need a little more time to think about whether to nominate it myself. --Pentium5dot1 t~^_^~c 22:36, August 24, 2011 (UTC)

edit You're back

Bitchin'! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:19, 15 December 2011

Yes! Jackofspades (talk) 21:27, 15 December 2011

edit Tripped face first into a bar

Hello, and good to "see" you working the streetcorners of uncy again. Happy every days, and.... This is a note to lots of people, asking them to join into a Walk into a bar collab (and if Iz missed you, you are more than welcome to "Walk into a bar" too!). If you want to join in, make up your best "Walk into a bar" jokes and we will have the bestest "Walk into a bar" page on the innernests! Aleister 16:00 27-12-'11

edit pic

Thanks for the angel pic, I used it in a new page where it fit nicely and doesn't cause trouble for the authorities. Good to talk to you again, and I should be on more often for awhile. I have to catch up on what you and others are doing, so, what are you doing? And happy upcoming new years and all that it will bring. Aleister 13:59 30-12-'11

It does fit rather well there. I'm not really doing anything right now even though I'm on break and constantly bored. I should probably keep working on that one thing.... Jackofspades (talk) 03:52, 31 December 2011

edit UnBooks:My Tedious Day

A user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. By now, the article was featured.

Thank you for voting for UnBooks:My Tedious Day on VFH! --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:11, January 13, 2012 (UTC)

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