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edit Welcome!

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edit Why Bill Hicks Died

Since the construction tag expired, I've moved your page into your userspace here, where you may continue working on it. Feel free to get it reviewed or put it back in mainspace when you finish it. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:36, 17 August 2011

edit Ok, ok, I get it. LOL

Yeah, you just knocked my article to shit and flinders, you really did. Who are you, really? And whose hand is that, up your ass? Inquiring minds want to know. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 12:01, September 5, 2011 (UTC)

You dropped the gauntlet. I just picked it up and slapped you across the face with it. Your move. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 09:07, September 6, 2011 (UTC)
Boomboomboomboomboomboomboomboomboomboomboom! *reloads* Boomboomboomboomboomboomboomboom! What's that sound? It's my machinegun of fire that fires bullets made from other guns which themselves are made of other guns which are all simultaneously firing bullets, themselves! YES! I am awesome. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 13:26, September 7, 2011 (UTC)
Ok, you cheated, and now I'm bored. Enjoy playing with by yourself. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 08:58, September 8, 2011 (UTC)

This is the only friend, the end... /me channels Jim Morrison ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 00:41, September 9, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnNews

Basically what I said to the other fellow - I've gone through the recent UnNews and tried to tidy up a bit, and that bear series was just a bit much, so I've moved most of them into your userspaces. Basically, they're very silly and just not very newslike. We generally try to keep vanity out of the things and make them look like actual news, and these didn't really do that, though you could probably fix them and move them if you wanted. I'd advise against it, given the nature of UnNews, however - rolling release, and all. Stuff that's already happened just isn't so important.

Yours are here:

  • User:Izbeenoneweek/UnNews:Arsonists Destroy Home of Bear-Rights Activist
  • User:Izbeenoneweek/UnNews:Gaddafi remains in Libya to engage in necrophilia
  • User:Izbeenoneweek/UnNews:Polar Bear Impersonates American Author and Seen with Gaddafi
  • User:Izbeenoneweek/UnNews:Amsterdam releases Kraken with rampaging libido

You're a good writer; I do hope to see more out of you, just... more fitting material would be nice, you know? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:44, 13 September 2011

Thanks. Can I have those pages huffed? Don't see the need for them anymore. --Izbeenoneweek 06:17, September 13, 2011 (UTC)
Done. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 15:41, 13 September 2011
WTF? People don't usually huff UnNews, and to say something is "fitting". Huh? Reading those titles makes me want to read the pages. I actually came here to see if you've finished with Bill Hicks, I'd like to nom it for feature unless you want to polish the page some more. Very nice work, and you seem to have a talent that's rare here. I need to read more. Aleister 12:22 2-2-'11
Hi there. I think I've done as much as I could with Why? Bill Hicks Died for now. A nomination would be cool. I think I had those UnNews taken down because of the friction it caused. I might write some other articles later. Thank you for liking my stuff. --Izbeenoneweek 12:31, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
You've got it. I just read one of your Bear Unnews, heavy on names so it lost me early, but those above titles still intrique. Would you do me a favor and ask for them back in your user space, so Iz could read them (esp. the Arsonists and the Gaddafi stuff) Thanks. I will now nom Hicks, who should have a whole wing of uncy named after him. Aleister 12:42 2-1-'12
Thank you again for the nomination. Who should I ask to open up the articles again? --Izbeenoneweek 12:48, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
You're quite welcome, but it's deserved so no big deal. Hmmm, ask Socky, it's always fun to give him more work. Hee hee. We have some great new admins to go along with the previous admins, I'm enjoying seeing Romartus doing such a good job. I look forward to reading the stuff, and if the Bear one is any good (and it's hard to imagine a good polishing not making all of them good) no reason they can't be restored to the grown-ups table. That Libya fiasco, damn, the world just let "them" kill Gaddafi and chunks of his family for very little reason except that he had the most successful socialist nation up and running. Aleister 12:56 2-1-'12
Have read some of them and will get into them more when I log on next. Some really good stuff in there mixed with a bit too much vanity (I can see what L was saying, but what the hell, a little pruning or changing names. Like you, Funnybony and others, I tend to edit my non-feature stuff for months and years to get them into shape. Do you ride "Recent Changes"? Some people don't, so just asking. Must sign off now, food beckons! Good to talk to you, Aleister 14:05 2-1-'12

edit Douche

This article was once featured on the main page, and PuppyOnTheRadio has restored it to its feature version. In addition, I've removed a couple photos that look like they had been added only to call people douches whom we don't know. It might be nice to find an article that is the right setting to type (additional) insults right into the text, but what you did was not an improvement. Spıke Ѧ 12:13 23-Mar-13

edit Stupid

"If you have paraplegic porn, keep them within eye shot or they will be violated in the pwn spot." This sentence doesn't even make sense, and isn't particularly funny, so I have reverted it. In reading this sentence, the question who are "they" goes unanswered, let alone where "the pwn spot" is. Unless the object is to make the article sound stupid, the sentence just doesn't work. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 05:30, March 24, 2013 (UTC)

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