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edit ♥♥♥ I love you. ♥♥♥
The reason for this being that I get to use this new and shiny template to say hi!! Yes, this does indeed mean I lied to you -- you smell and no one loves you. Anyways, you look like you could use a buddy. We're all good friends around here, so here's some important stuff to help you out!
- Beginner's Guide - this has lots of really cool stuff in it. I think.
- Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your grandmother, your gay teachers, or your dog.
- How to Be Funny and Not Just Stupid - how to be loved, even though you smell bad, and occasionally experience the uncontrollable urge to dance to 80's music.
If for some reason you you still want to find out more, these will help a bunch!
- About Uncyclopedia and The Five Pliers of Uncyclopedia
- How to Get Started Editing on Uncyclopedia
- Help Pages
One more thing! When you do stuff, remember to sign your name using four tildes or just that weird looking sign () button at the top of the little edit box thingy. Anyways, I've gotta go practice being a fairy princess. Love,
edit A Wizard did something
...To your sig on the wizard nomination page, and that fucked up VFHS, so I removed the sig (and just indicated it's you). Ya might want take a look at that. 06:26, April 24, 2010 (UTC)
edit Any relation?
I saw this on the way home and thought of you.
- <3++ 19:41, May 3, 2010 (UTC)
edit two minutes
if your on go vote for wizard for article of the month, two minutes to go. Al sans chains
edit Award from UN:REQ
| This user created Oceanic Airlines, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for |
(If awarding yourself please update the award statistics)
edit You win!
You've been graduated from adoptery! Because you're cool and are now an Uncyclopedia adult. Congratulations, you should go buy a pack of cigarettes and a porno! -09:02, June 14, 2010 (UTC)
edit O-BEY! O-BEY!
edit Joyeux Noel
|Thanks for voting for Evan Almighty!|
Hopefully you'll enjoy this free* existing** copy of Al Franken's Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot and Other Observations audiobook.
edit Regarding the economic effects of them babies...
So, you requested someone review the The economic effects of retarded babies a while ago... but since Olipro went and nommed it for feature, it didn't really seem like reviewing it would change much, since who changes an article while it's on VFH, right? Well, after he went and featured it like he did, I got annoyed and reviewed it in some sort of seriously hair-brained protest here. Now I'm telling all the original authors I can figure out that it has been reviewed and I hope you might be willing to work with it and at least consider what I have to say, and that please do so and whatnot, because it really is a good piece. I just feel it could just be so much better. -- 20101122 - 03:56 (UTC)
- It's good to see the two of you are still extremely active here. Oh, and COME BACK -WE MISS YOU! Pup 04:47 27 Jan '12