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Umm... thanks. --Insineratehymn 03:50, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
I can't give you reliable advice in the Ask Hal 9000 forum because it might not be funny, but I can answer your question straight here. Just go to Uncyclopedia:How To Get Started Editing and read "Signature templates" at the bottom of the page. --Hrodulf 02:16, 8 June 2006 (UTC)
I just created a template for Uncyclopedia users to use. You can find it at User:Insineratehymn/template.
|THIS USER VOTES WISELY|
They voted for me. And I didn't even have to bribe them.
You are too worthy, even if you ARE a sig theif. ;)--00:34, 1 July 2006 (UTC)
Jolly good show on the Chris Barnes article. I sort of updated the Cannibal Corpse page to include the Cookie Monster bit. -- ( ) 04:00, 28 August 2006 (UTC)
About the gif
I liberated it (the gif with the girl being snagged back by tentacles) from a YTMND site just in time before it was recently killed by one of their admins... --FoxNewsNetwork 00:32, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
- Ahh, I see. -- 01:11, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
Kudos for letting Slashy have it
I liked what you wrote a lot in the "he's acting like a child" post. It's good to know there's a few people on here who don't believe in being nice to this waste of oxygen. I'm nice when I need to be, and nasty when I need to be. It tends to work out pretty well. --Hrodulf 15:03, 29 October 2006 (UTC)
LEAGUE OF BENSON
WELCOME TO THE LEAGUE! Benson 17:19, 30 October 2006 (UTC)
Man, you have got to finish that. As the creator of the article, I command thee! -- Hindleyite 18:07, 11 November 2006 (UTC)
- Oh, blast. My procrastination has gotten in the way again. I deeply apologize with uttermost sincerity. --
18:51, 11 November 2006 (UTC)
- No pressure, like. Just looking forward to a finished version, maybe? Cheers. -- Hindleyite 18:41, 12 November 2006 (UTC)
Hi Insineratehymn. I removed the vanity tag you put on the article after a conversation with the author on IRC; the guy and his band have about 26,000 Google hits and a Wikpedia article which (to me at least),makes this kind of article notable enough to keep if the creator complains (of course if they don't complain we just huff it and sweep the fragments under the rug).
I notice that you removed the guy's message from your talk page in the last edit; whilst the content of your talk page is of course entirely your prerogative, may I ask that if you get that kind of query in future and you don't wish to reply, you move it to an admin's talk page or the Miniluv forum, if it's not too much trouble? Ta very much, dude. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 22:26, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
Got your message...
But you must have just missed me, was after 2am over here. Looks like the "contributions" stopped, but I'll bring the ban up with a few of the other Admins to see if he is trying to get around it. Thanks for your vigilance. :) --
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For your audio version of HowTo:Get Banned. ;-) ~ 22:45, 30 November 2006 (UTC)
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For voting for HowTo:Make a Band
--—Braydie 17:07, 5 December 2006 (UTC)