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Insineratehymn (shown on a horsey) is greeted by Mhaille (the guy shaking Insineratehymn's hand).

Greetings, fellow countrymen at Uncyclopedia! If you wish to coerce with me or would like it engage in a discussion, feel free to leave your thoughts or questions here in my talk page. I'm very sociable and I am always delighted to engage in an exchange of words.

Some important things to remember:

  • To leave me a message, click the "Harass me" button and follow the instructions it gives you.
  • Be funny and not just stupid, and don't be a dick. This is very, very important. Follow those two rules and everything else will go smoothly.
  • Do not vandalize my talk page, or any of my other pages for that matter, as it's bad karma and will only lead to you getting banned.
  • Do not post inflammatory or derogatory messages on my talk page. You will get slapped by the admins if you do.
  • If you do wish to insult me, at least do it with some class. Write it like a poem, whether it be a haiku or a sonnet.
  • Other than that, let's have a good time!






I AM AN IMBECILE BECAUSE I DID NOT REPLACE THIS TEXT (or did I?)

Many thanks for your vote on The Color Problem glad you liked it. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:24, Dec 4 2007


I AM AN IMBECILE cool guy BECAUSE I DID NOT REPLACE THIS TEXT

I must say, you look intelligent. Perhaps you'd like to partake in some of my Miracle Tonic? Guaranteed to cure what ails ya! Got a cold? Going bald? High mortgage rates? No problem for my miracle tonic!

Moonshine The Led Balloon has awarded you with a FREE* case of Honest Jim's patented Miracle Tonic.
*Not actually free. Side effects may include just about any horrible diseases we can come up with.

Thanks again for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:14, Dec 4


I AM AN IMBECILE BECAUSE I DID NOT REPLACE THIS TEXT, OK. I AM

SmashSpeckys MrN9000 has awarded you with this rather nicely coloured boxy thing to thank you for voting and helping to get The Color Problem featured on the front page.
HalIcon.png
*Please do not mention the colour/color problem. It's not an issue. Really.

MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:37, Dec 6


I AM AN IMBECILE BECAUSE I AM AN IMBECILE BECAUSE I AM AN IMBECILE BECAUSE I DID NOT REPLACE THIS TEXT


A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away....

It is a period of Galactic unrest. Star Wars was nominated for VFH, but nearly failed, thanks to the efforts of the evil lord Darth Vader.

However, during the nomination, Princess Prince TheLedBalloon managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR.

Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, he races home aboard his starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save his people and restore freedom to the galaxy...

I can't believe it finally got featured, either. Thanks for voting!

Thanks again for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:06, Dec 7


I AM AN IMBECILE BECAUSE I DID NOT CARE ABOUT REPLACING THIS TEXT unicorns.

Unicorn small Gay2 Oh Hell No. Gay2
LOCK THE WINDOWS AND BOLT THE DOORS,
SOME HORNY BASTARD IS COMING TO RAPE YOU!
Unicorn small
I KNOW IT DOESN'T SOUND SERIOUS NOW,
BUT JUST WAIT TILL YOU'RE ON THE BUSINESS END OF THAT HORN

Hey man, thank you for voting!

  Le Cejak <-> (Dec 8 / 15:42)

Welcome back

Are you staying around for awhile? I was going to nominate you for VFS next time they do it. If they do it next month, you would be admin by mid-February. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 16:46, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

Anything for a fan

Mr. T 19:40, 16 December 2007 (UTC)
by the way, if you get the chance, add some embarrassing userboxes to User:Drama_dude's userpage until he decides to make himself a real page. I keep telling him to make one but it is always as empty as his mind.


Festive stuff.

Merry Christmas

Despite being required by British law to carry an umbrella throughout December, and to respond to all festive cheer with "Bah Humbug", nonetheless I wish you a very Merry Christmas. Or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever other gnostic mystical mumbo-jumbo you colonials practice these days.
Just don't tell the Queen.

Humbug

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 21:38, 16 December 2007 (UTC)


Have a not-shitty Christmas!

WinterBreakCalendar Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:51, Dec 17

Christmasbeerbottletree AE has awarded you a beer in which you help build your own Christmasbeerbottletree (shown right)
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
--Æ 01:43, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

A WARNING

Santaweb
ARE YOU PREPARED?

SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN.
WE ADVISE YOU TAKE PRECAUTIONS.

TAKE HEED.
TAKE NOTICE.
TAKE COVER.


a friendly message from your local Santa Awareness Bureau.
PremierTomMayfairCheXMAS
Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous

Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

Christmas and stuff

Evil santa Merry Christmas!
or whatever it is you
new-fangled Christians do at this
time of year.
From Rabbi Techno

awesome

Bakedak You are presented with one (1) serving of delicious flaming
Baked Alaska in thanks for your vote for Alaska.
Extreme caution should be used when making, eating,
or igniting Baked Alaska. And be sure to keep Uncle Leo's
oxygen tank at least 30 meters away.

enjoy!--SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:19, 18 December 2007 (UTC)


Thanks

Thanks for your vote! --UnTalented 21:46, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Thank You!


Re: Audio

Yah, I finished UnBooks:The sockpuppet who Cried GAY GAY GAY and I'd love for you to do an audio as you asked on the talk page. Thanks--Æ 18:25, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

The article is on Pee Review so should you wait to record after it's reviewed? I'll leave it up to you.--Æ 23:29, 23 December 2007 (UTC)
I'll gladly wait until after it's been proofread and reviewed, then I'll record the audio. --General Insineratehymn 00:04, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

Dear Insineratehymn,

Envelope thx

SON OF A BITCH.

I... just...

Christ. Thanks for voting for HowTo:Mail a Letter to the first featured article of 2008. Maybe I'll just call you next time.

a friendly message from your local post office.

awesome

Redbaronpizza
You are presented with one (1) package of
Red Baron French Bread PizzaTM for your vote for
that article involving flying things..
Please note that Red Baron microwaveable pizzasTM
may cause loss of altitude or engine failure.

enjoy!--SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:57, 31 December 2007 (UTC)


Thanks

--Æ 00:34, 1 January 2008 (UTC)


Sorry I'm late

Enjoy your late thankin'.

SnowySnow The Led Balloon thanks you for helping him to spread awareness of the plight of Ogle.
Beware the white stuff!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:17, Jan 14

Hmm, looks like your talk page hides my border. Rest assured, though, it is there. Really! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:20, Jan 14


WHERE IS YOU?

You seem to have disappeared? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

I know. This is mostly because I'm too busy working on Youtube Poop. You can see what I've currently made here. Also, I've run out of ideas of what to write about. --General Insineratehymn 02:28, 12 February 2008 (UTC)

Help me. DO IT FOR BENSON!

Need something to write about? I'm working on this and I'd like for you to cowrite it with me. (Feel free to whore your name.) As a long-time Bensonite you know more about the subject than I do. Also, I ran out of laxatives for my writer's block. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 19:50, Feb. 14, 2008


UnBooks:The Winkler impersonator who cried GAY GAY GAY

Sorry for the delay, this has been on PR for an entire month and than I figured it's not worth the wait for an already okay article. So yah, you can do the audio for it. Thanks--Æ 18:50, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

Award from UN:REQ

Thumbs up2

This user created Uncyclopedia vs Powershot, Flamewar of the Ages, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!
(If awarding yourself please update the award statistics)


MadMax 02:29, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

A crabby squid dance!

(From Comedy Central)

Zoidberg dance animate

Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go feed my duck... --Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance 23:11, October 7, 2010 (UTC)

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