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I AM AN IMBECILE cool guy BECAUSE I DID NOT REPLACE THIS TEXT
I must say, you look intelligent. Perhaps you'd like to partake in some of my Miracle Tonic? Guaranteed to cure what ails ya! Got a cold? Going bald? High mortgage rates? No problem for my miracle tonic!
Are you staying around for awhile? I was going to nominate you for VFS next time they do it. If they do it next month, you would be admin by mid-February. --Kip > Talk•Works•• 16:46, 16 December 2007 (UTC)
Anything for a fan
Mr. T 19:40, 16 December 2007 (UTC)
by the way, if you get the chance, add some embarrassing userboxes to User:Drama_dude's userpage until he decides to make himself a real page. I keep telling him to make one but it is always as empty as his mind.
Despite being required by British law to carry an umbrella throughout December, and to respond to all festive cheer with "Bah Humbug", nonetheless I wish you a very Merry Christmas. Or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever other gnostic mystical mumbo-jumbo you colonials practice these days. Just don't tell the Queen.
Merry Christmas! or whatever it is you new-fangled Christians do at this time of year. From Rabbi Techno
You are presented with one (1) serving of delicious flaming Baked Alaska in thanks for your vote for Alaska. Extreme caution should be used when making, eating, or igniting Baked Alaska. And be sure to keep Uncle Leo's oxygen tank at least 30 meters away.
You are presented with one (1) package of Red Baron French Bread PizzaTM for your vote for that article involving flying things.. Please note that Red Baron microwaveable pizzasTM may cause loss of altitude or engine failure.
I know. This is mostly because I'm too busy working on Youtube Poop. You can see what I've currently made here. Also, I've run out of ideas of what to write about. --GeneralInsineratehymn 02:28, 12 February 2008 (UTC)
Help me. DO IT FOR BENSON!
Need something to write about? I'm working on this and I'd like for you to cowrite it with me. (Feel free to whore your name.) As a long-time Bensonite you know more about the subject than I do. Also, I ran out of laxatives for my writer's block. --Kip > Talk•Works•• 19:50, Feb. 14, 2008
Sorry for the delay, this has been on PR for an entire month and than I figured it's not worth the wait for an already okay article. So yah, you can do the audio for it. Thanks--Æ 18:50, 18 February 2008 (UTC)