User talk:Insignia

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edit Welcome!

Hello, Insignia, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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edit Fat Americans

Sorry if I sound mean, but that was a shitty reason to vote against. Of course it treats fat people differently. Do you really think it's going to treat Fat Americans nicely? I'm not sure you know this as you're new, but a lot of the articles we feature treat things or people differently (and this is Uncyclopedia, not Wikipedia, it's a joke place) Some examples include Holocaust Tycoon and several others. Please change your vote to abstain per the reasons I stated. Thank you --Æ 22:24, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

Or else what?, LOL Just kidding ya. I changed the vote reason but not the vote itself, it stands firmly. Thank You. -- 20px-Insignia.png (talk) (contribs)(email me!) 22:38, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
It doesn't really stand firmly as you've made very few contributions outside of your userspace, sig and vote. Ya know the place very well based on your contributions which gives me suspicions that you're a sock. Explain this to me.--Æ 22:44, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
I'm not a sock because I'm new, I'm building my userspace and I'm rewriting an article right now. But the aricle in all it's glory isn't featurable per say. That's why the vote is firm. Read this article on sockpuppets for more information on what a sock is. - 20px-Insignia.png (talk) (contribs)(email me!) 22:47, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
As you said, you're new. You don't really know how this place works yet and therefore shouldn't vote against the hard work of people's, that is until you know how the place works. You haven't written yet and so don't know how much effort it takes for one to write an article. How would you feel if I were a n00b and voted against your article that you put a lot effort into? Isn't it just easier to abstain until you learn the ropes of Uncyc?--Æ 22:54, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
Ok, AE. First of all, don't bite the noobs. Don't take the date a user joined as a sign of how much respect they should get - everyone's opinion is equally valid. Some people pick up wikis faster than others. Also, don't accuse people of being sockpuppets unless they're actually doing something wrong.
Also, welcome to uncyclopedia, Insignia! Spang talk 23:33, 18 Feb 2008
Okay, maybe I just got over the top, but it pisses me of when I put a lot of effort into writing something just for someone to vote against while on the other hand, respected, notable writers write a crappy article and it immediately gets features, no question asked (not to mention 3/4 of the voters didn't read the article and are judging their vote on the author).
I agree that everyone’s opinion is equal regardless of date, but you haven't written anything as of now. Therefore, you don't know how much effort it takes into writing. So you should be more cautios when voting against. At least be constructive - saying "not funny" doesn't really help me make it funny.--Æ 23:52, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
AE, bugger off. The boy voted against. Let's leave it at that, shall we? I realize it's been resolved, but come on now. I'm tired of seeing you go wherever someone has voted against your article and throwing a fucking hissy fit. Against votes happen. They suck. I've been there, believe you me. Several of my articles failed many many times on VFH before my first feature. That doesn't mean you stop trying. And that doesn't mean bullying new users so that they decide to vote in a fashion that's more "in keeping" with your agenda. As of now, this is my noob, so I'm taking charge of his situation.
@ Insignia, do not change your vote. If you felt the article wasn't worthy of the front page strongly enough to vote against, then by all means vote against. As for you AE, as I said before, kindly keep the talk page badgering to an absolute minimum. It's rude, it mongers drama, and it causes the chakras to go all out of whack. If you have any response to this, please kindly direct it to my talk page.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 04:15, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

edit Absolutely

I read Gordon Ramsay, spot on work there, chum. Or, son. Or slave. Whatever you want, actually. I'm cool like that.

Uh, anyway,


Any questions you have, feel free to ask me. And please do. Don't fly off somewhere like the rest of my noobs have, you're a talent that we here at Uncyc will be glad to have. Cheers.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 04:15, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

Also, I'm recording Gordon Ramsay with a British accent and hoping I sound a little like him. Apologies in advance.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 04:18, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

edit I have reason to believe

That you are yet another sockpuppet of NXWave. I'll be seeing you around. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:23, 21 February 2008 (UTC)

edit Audio

Is the Gordon Ramsay audio good? Do you have any questions?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:21, 25 February 2008 (UTC)

It's good, you did a nice job on it. Thanks! Though it may need to be rerecorded once it gets proofreaded in all. Just letting you know. -- 20px-Insignia.png (talk) (contribs)(email me!) 12:29, 25 February 2008 (UTC)
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