User talk:Ilovecheeseandsausage

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edit Welcome!

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edit If have haven't noticed yet

Urinating fountain

I just peed on something you wrote. I apologize profusely for that.

I'll attempt to control my bladder in the future. No promises though

I'm really bad at posting these lately. Jackofspades (talk) 19:21, March 17, 2011 (UTC)

edit HI!

Just saying, when you do Pee Reviews, it would be a good idea to go with much more details than this. It's quite frustrating for the poor bloke who waited for something that could actually help him. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 12:31, July 15, 2011 (UTC)

What he said. The review guide is here, if it helps, which it usually doesn't, but if you want to get more of an idea of what folks are probably after, try looking at reviews ChiefjusticeDS or that guy above me have done as examples. They do good ones. Unfortunately I'm not entirely sure where you might find these examples... perhaps the completed reviews list or something. Hope that helps. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:51, 19 September 2011
Oh, and in the future, please sign the things with your signature (ie, with a link). It's more... proper that way. It also angers my cat less. Poor kitty... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:52, 19 September 2011

edit Pee Review ready!

It is here! Feel free to get back to me on my talk page for advice or further suggestions! :) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:15, October 10, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hi there

Maybe you could consider putting something on your user page because if you do, then it will go from what I'd call a "Red Alert, vandal" to a calming blue. Gabriel Turner (talk) 10:28, April 7, 2012 (UTC)

edit User:Ilovecheeseandsausage/Wreck-It Ralph

I have userspaced the above article because it wasn't done within the 7-day grace period. Please take some time to finish it before having it Pee Reviewed, then mainspaced. ---- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 00:50, July 20, 2013 (UTC)

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