User talk:IllBeBackh

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“IllBeBackH Is a Well-intentioned but Misinformed Idiot”
~ Osker Wilde's Son, Oscar Wilde on IllBeBackH's Mentality

IllBeBackH is an Uncyclopedia user of the 4 quadriliionth degree. Some say he's a Godfather extra, others swear he founded the East Atlantic Middle Eastern Cheese And Swiss Firearm Association. Either way, he likes editing his userpage and shopping at Jihad-Mart, where he gets most of his groceries, milk, and food-grade Plurainum.


edit He Built A City On Rock And Roll

Dude, he built this city in Walla Walla on rock and roll. Help the city's economy get out of tough times by listening to rock and roll. He built it purely out of RnR sound waves, so everybody in the city gets to listen to RnR 24/7/366. Unfortunately, there's a giant soundproof wall encasing the place, so you can't live there. Tough Shit.


edit He Impacted The Moon

In 1287, IllBeBackH secretly got into a lunar orbit using the well-known cult classic, the Saturn .12 Rocket. He then attached a cannon to the CSM's engine, and let 'er rip. Within 12 femtoseconds, he was on the moon. There is a massive conspiracy though, saying that he faked all those paintings in a 1 by 1 by 1 Metre room in Milan. These theories have been abandoned faster than Dubya's Approval Rating dropped in the second term, which is not to be confused with his third trimester.


edit He singlehandedly took out Hitler

Sure, you read in those history books which are cross-referenced and contain a lot of boring, overused, and just plain mind-numbing stock Grotos and Phaphs. Sure, they have former Nazi Party members who saw shit go down with their very own eyes. Sure, they made you watch that X-rated movie in class where Jeremy Clarkson goes to a Japanese Karaoke Bar. But did you know, that he singlehandedly took out Hitler? That's all we can tell you, although he did use a genuine 55-gallon drum of whoop-ass to do it.


edit He likes using the word "He"

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edit He also likes laughing at misinformed morons

See the section "He likes using the word "He""

edit Holy shit, you're still readin' this page

Seriusly dude, go back to your Wikipedia job. We don't want your scum in our well-maintained and totally accurate Wiki.


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edit They Gone? Good.

Alrighty, let's get on with business. Who has the Fries, Who has the Fish, and who has the Insane Hydrogen Bomb? Anybody? Hydrogen Bomb?


edit Seriously, who the hell's got the Hydrogen Bomb?

Alright Dawg, if that's the way you wanna play, I guess I'll have to play with this trigger mechanism==


edit YOU HAVE BEEN EATEN BY A HYDROGEN BOMB

Would you like to continue this Infocom text adventure? If yes, Stick an explosive up your ass and light 'er up. Otherwise, just exit out of the userpage and get on with your Kitten Huffing.

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