User talk:Ikea

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Hey there Ikea, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thanks for your contributions. I hope you like it here. If not, I'm sure life will go on elsewhere. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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edit Yes, will read

Been lurking around for a while, so I've read most of these guides a few times, however, just to make you happy, I'll read them again and make sure to memorize every single word. I will not sleep/eat/leave the computer until this task is accomplished 100%.

Ikea 19:09, 28 December 2008 (UTC)

You eat?! The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 19:17, 28 December 2008 (UTC)
Well, kind of, you could say that I'm a eater-in-training. Haven't really learned swallowing yet. Ikea 19:18, 28 December 2008 (UTC)
Well, swallowing is tough for everyone. It's just something you know they like, so... well, I think what I'm trying to say here is do what feels right. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 19:30, 28 December 2008 (UTC)
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