User talk:I am worthless shit

editWelcome!

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edit Functional iteration

I put your article here because the ICU required. If you with to finish it, well, it's there now. Etc. 01:36, 23 August 2011

edit sig

Please fix it up it is currently too tall and needs to be reduced! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:50, November 14, 2011 (UTC)

Aight bro i's al up in dat shit $\overbrace{ \underbrace{ \bigodot {\color{red}\mathfrak{I~am~Worthless~Shit}} \bigodot }_{ } }_{ }$ 06:55, November 14, 2011 (UTC)

editConfidence

No, you are not a worthless shit at all. If I dare to make a point, you know how to spell it. Please don't besmirch yourself further. It hurts me. Mattsnow 07:10, November 14, 2011 (UTC)

Well, I guess you know better than I do. So I guess that even though I think I am worthless shit, my opinions don't really matter, and I might as well stop thinking that I am worthless shit. Thanks I guess. $\overbrace{ \underbrace{ \bigodot {\color{red}\mathfrak{I~am~Worthless~Shit}} \bigodot }_{ } }_{ }$ 16:33, November 14, 2011 (UTC)
(A) Your sig is too big so if you want comment on any other pages besides this one, that will result in a ban. (B) Do you want to change your name? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:48, December 6, 2011 (UTC)
Come to think of it, the sig is too big for this page too. You were asked earlier to change it. Can you do it pronto? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:50, December 6, 2011 (UTC)

edit Your signature has multiple problems.

Please resolve them in accordance with UN:SIG:

1. As Frosty and Romartus have already pointed out, it is much too large. 15px maximum height, please.
2. Your signature contains no link to your userpage. This is necessary because that's a large chunk of the entire point of a signature. And while I see you have tried to link it to your user talkpage, that does not (at least consistently) work with [itex] tags, so please don't use those in your signature.
3. Significantly customised signatures should be placed in template pages in your userspace so that when something goes wrong with them, they can be fixed. Please, put the code in a signature page and then transclude that as your signature using the following: {{subst:nosubst|User:I am worthless shit/sig}} in the signature thing in your preferences.

Failure to resolve these issues may result in Romartus banning you, and he so loves to ban people. 17:22, 6 December 2011