User talk:I am the Supreme Ruler of Reality, kneel before my presence!

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edit Welcome!

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edit Ah! There it is.

The long anticipated semi-automated Welcome message. I am the Supreme Ruler of Reality, kneel before my presence! 11:19, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

And it's followed by a completely non-automated response to your acknowledgement. How's that for service? --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:26, Jan 1
Completely in accordance with the Poof, There It Is Theory, no doubt. I am the Supreme Ruler of Reality, kneel before my presence! 11:34, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

edit ha ha..

I know its a stupid suggestion, but I would like to see you back in uncyclopedia cause you sir, were one of a kind, and stands up on admins.—Flutter (TalkGamesFun PagesAwardsHelp) 09:45, 6 January 2009 (UTC)

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