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--[[User:Leverage|Leverage]] ([[User talk:Leverage|talk]]) 09:42, December 22, 2012 (UTC)
 
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==Ban Lifted==
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I have lifted your ban. Don't do something like that again or I will impose a one year ban. I have extended your probation to 25 August 2013. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 11:05, June 16, 2013 (UTC)
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== Hi there! ==
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Just to say hi, I don't think I've met you before yet. Thanks for creating the article [[Deputy Prime Minister of the UK]]. I don't know whether you are British but you are writing exactly the type of article I would have written for it. As long as you stress that the job has no purpose, perhaps maybe do a table of previous Prime ministers with famous unimportant people (e.g.Fred Bloggs) and of course add the PoliticsUK template I am guessing you wrote the article after coming across my project: [[User:ScottPat/UKPoliticsCampaign]]. Thanks and keep up the great work! {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 17:45, June 16, 2013 (UTC)
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:Yeah, I'm British so I understand what a pointless position it is. Also, good to meet you, we've never met, probably because I spend most of my time on the other site and I was banned for some stupid vandalism. [[User:IFYMB!|IFYMB!]] ([[User talk:IFYMB!#top|talk]])
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::Ok, well keep going on this article it seems to be going well. I don't think many of us realised there was a Deputy Prime minister until Cleggy got the position! Thanks. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 20:56, June 16, 2013 (UTC)
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== Just to say... ==
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...I think you misunderstood [[Forum:All the uncycs|my view]] my good friend. I have re-worded my view to make it clearer. Thanks. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 19:32, July 7, 2013 (UTC)
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:Ah okay. Thanks for making it all clear now. You are the only one on this site who hates "toilet humour." Thanks. [[User:IFYMB!|IFYMB!]] ([[User talk:IFYMB!#top|talk]])
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::Yeah I know it's like being the fat kid in the class there's always the guy who was born with the odd gene. I am glad you still regard me as a friend, I was getting worried there! Thanks. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 19:45, July 7, 2013 (UTC)
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:::Course I regard you as a friend, my fellow Brit. I just hate the word "toilet humour." Makes it sound like it's shitty compared to your "clever humour." [[User:IFYMB!|IFYMB!]] ([[User talk:IFYMB!#top|talk]])
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::::Sorry, I only coined the word from the above discussion on that page. I won't use it again if it annoys you. A good example of British humour and sex related jokes coming together is Monty Python's sketch with the Protestant man rambling on about the Catholics not being allowed to use condoms! {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 19:57, July 7, 2013 (UTC)
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:::::Monty Python was so very good. [[User:IFYMB!|IFYMB!]] ([[User talk:IFYMB!#top|talk]])
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==A reminder==
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You are on probation remember. Writing 'LOL" when another user has told a vandal to stop blanking (and that signature) is serious considering the reason why you were banned in the first place. Don't do that again. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 22:14, July 8, 2013 (UTC)
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:Sorry. [[User:IFYMB!|Death To The West]] ([[User talk:IFYMB!#top|talk]])
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::Thank you. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 22:53, July 8, 2013 (UTC)
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:::So, whats it like being a right-hand man? [[User:IFYMB!|Death To The West]] ([[User talk:IFYMB!#top|talk]])
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::::I missed something you did earlier regards creating a forum to invite in spammers. Well, probation broken in my view. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 23:41, July 8, 2013 (UTC)
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==You're Back==
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Ban lifted. Probation remains as before. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 07:22, July 9, 2013 (UTC)
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== [[The Last King of Scotland]] ==
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Any ideas on how I can improve the article would be most helpful. Thanks. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 09:07, July 13, 2013 (UTC)
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:I'm not sure if I can put this any other way: Make it funny. I don't care how you do it, but just put something in there that will make me laugh. Anything; a good pun, a funny picture, whatever. Thanks. [[User:IFYMB!|I Feel You&#39;re Mildy Bored]] ([[User talk:IFYMB!#top|talk]])
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::What about the picture of the British machine gunner (machine guns weren't around then), the fact that Bonnie is reborn as Alex Salmond, the question of Bonnie's sex and the Bonnieheart DVD? Are these not funny? {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 09:50, July 13, 2013 (UTC)
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:::In all honesty, for me, no. Sorry man, but this just doesn't tickle me. {{User:IFYMB!/Sig}}<small style="color:#0099ff"> 09:59 13 July 2013</small>
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::::Fair enough. Thanks. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 10:02, July 13, 2013 (UTC)

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edit Welcome!

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edit Your Unnews pages

Nice work, you have the ability to write and think at the same time, a rarity around here. I added to your elephant page as well as changed the names (we have a policy of not using friends names, and I didn't know if that was the case or not, so erred on the side of caution). Please keep on keeping on. You also have a User page if you want to put stuff on there (it's at the red link on top of this page, or just click on your own name). Grab some cookies and prosper! Aleister 12:17 21decemb12

edit UnNews

Do your sources properly please, it can add to the humour. When I read something and I don't know the original story, my eyes always dart down to the title.

*{{source|url=WEBSITEGOHERE
|title= HEADLINEGOHERE
|author= LEAVEBLANKORPUTWHATYOUWANT 
|pub= BBCGUARDIANETC
|date=NAMEOFMONTH DAY, YEAR}}

--Leverage (talk) 09:42, December 22, 2012 (UTC)

edit Ban Lifted

I have lifted your ban. Don't do something like that again or I will impose a one year ban. I have extended your probation to 25 August 2013. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:05, June 16, 2013 (UTC)

edit Hi there!

Just to say hi, I don't think I've met you before yet. Thanks for creating the article Deputy Prime Minister of the UK. I don't know whether you are British but you are writing exactly the type of article I would have written for it. As long as you stress that the job has no purpose, perhaps maybe do a table of previous Prime ministers with famous unimportant people (e.g.Fred Bloggs) and of course add the PoliticsUK template I am guessing you wrote the article after coming across my project: User:ScottPat/UKPoliticsCampaign. Thanks and keep up the great work! Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:45, June 16, 2013 (UTC)

Yeah, I'm British so I understand what a pointless position it is. Also, good to meet you, we've never met, probably because I spend most of my time on the other site and I was banned for some stupid vandalism. IFYMB! (talk)
Ok, well keep going on this article it seems to be going well. I don't think many of us realised there was a Deputy Prime minister until Cleggy got the position! Thanks. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 20:56, June 16, 2013 (UTC)

edit Just to say...

...I think you misunderstood my view my good friend. I have re-worded my view to make it clearer. Thanks. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:32, July 7, 2013 (UTC)

Ah okay. Thanks for making it all clear now. You are the only one on this site who hates "toilet humour." Thanks. IFYMB! (talk)
Yeah I know it's like being the fat kid in the class there's always the guy who was born with the odd gene. I am glad you still regard me as a friend, I was getting worried there! Thanks. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:45, July 7, 2013 (UTC)
Course I regard you as a friend, my fellow Brit. I just hate the word "toilet humour." Makes it sound like it's shitty compared to your "clever humour." IFYMB! (talk)
Sorry, I only coined the word from the above discussion on that page. I won't use it again if it annoys you. A good example of British humour and sex related jokes coming together is Monty Python's sketch with the Protestant man rambling on about the Catholics not being allowed to use condoms! Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:57, July 7, 2013 (UTC)
Monty Python was so very good. IFYMB! (talk)

edit A reminder

You are on probation remember. Writing 'LOL" when another user has told a vandal to stop blanking (and that signature) is serious considering the reason why you were banned in the first place. Don't do that again. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:14, July 8, 2013 (UTC)

Sorry. Death To The West (talk)
Thank you. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:53, July 8, 2013 (UTC)
So, whats it like being a right-hand man? Death To The West (talk)
I missed something you did earlier regards creating a forum to invite in spammers. Well, probation broken in my view. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:41, July 8, 2013 (UTC)

edit You're Back

Ban lifted. Probation remains as before. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:22, July 9, 2013 (UTC)

edit The Last King of Scotland

Any ideas on how I can improve the article would be most helpful. Thanks. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:07, July 13, 2013 (UTC)

I'm not sure if I can put this any other way: Make it funny. I don't care how you do it, but just put something in there that will make me laugh. Anything; a good pun, a funny picture, whatever. Thanks. I Feel You're Mildy Bored (talk)
What about the picture of the British machine gunner (machine guns weren't around then), the fact that Bonnie is reborn as Alex Salmond, the question of Bonnie's sex and the Bonnieheart DVD? Are these not funny? Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:50, July 13, 2013 (UTC)
In all honesty, for me, no. Sorry man, but this just doesn't tickle me. IFYMB! Panda Porn? Unicorn Burger? 09:59 13 July 2013
Fair enough. Thanks. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:02, July 13, 2013 (UTC)
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