User talk:IFYMB!

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Your Unnews pages

Nice work, you have the ability to write and think at the same time, a rarity around here. I added to your elephant page as well as changed the names (we have a policy of not using friends names, and I didn't know if that was the case or not, so erred on the side of caution). Please keep on keeping on. You also have a User page if you want to put stuff on there (it's at the red link on top of this page, or just click on your own name). Grab some cookies and prosper! Aleister 12:17 21decemb12

UnNews

Do your sources properly please, it can add to the humour. When I read something and I don't know the original story, my eyes always dart down to the title.

*{{source|url=WEBSITEGOHERE
|title= HEADLINEGOHERE
|author= LEAVEBLANKORPUTWHATYOUWANT 
|pub= BBCGUARDIANETC
|date=NAMEOFMONTH DAY, YEAR}}

--Leverage (talk) 09:42, December 22, 2012 (UTC)

Ban Lifted

I have lifted your ban. Don't do something like that again or I will impose a one year ban. I have extended your probation to 25 August 2013. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:05, June 16, 2013 (UTC)

Hi there!

Just to say hi, I don't think I've met you before yet. Thanks for creating the article Deputy Prime Minister of the UK. I don't know whether you are British but you are writing exactly the type of article I would have written for it. As long as you stress that the job has no purpose, perhaps maybe do a table of previous Prime ministers with famous unimportant people (e.g.Fred Bloggs) and of course add the PoliticsUK template I am guessing you wrote the article after coming across my project: User:ScottPat/UKPoliticsCampaign. Thanks and keep up the great work! Sir ScottPat CUN VFH UnS NotM(talk) 17:45, June 16, 2013 (UTC)

Yeah, I'm British so I understand what a pointless position it is. Also, good to meet you, we've never met, probably because I spend most of my time on the other site and I was banned for some stupid vandalism. IFYMB! (talk)

Ok, well keep going on this article it seems to be going well. I don't think many of us realised there was a Deputy Prime minister until Cleggy got the position! Thanks. Sir ScottPat CUN VFH UnS NotM(talk) 20:56, June 16, 2013 (UTC)