User talk:I'mthedaddy

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edit Welcome!

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Welcome to the wondrous world of Uncyclopedia!

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Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:47, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

edit This is a Giant Ugly Template And it’s yours!

The actors would like to thank you!

For voting for UnScripts:Heartbeat 2012 to become featured.

Female Police Officer: Hel-

Nathan: (interupting) Hello and thank you. We appreciate the recognition of our work and in recognition of this we give you this template.

Female Police Officer: I swear to god if you cut across me like that again I'll beat you to death you bastard!

Oscar: I apologise for the woman, she's not normally this vulgar. Must be her period or something.

I don't know who you are or where you came from but your vote is the reason it's featured and not quasied. So thanks very much. Hope you stick around and have fun!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 11:03 5 July 2009

edit Are you the Daddy?

My son just asked me who his Daddy is. I don't know. Are you the Daddy? Did we meet somewhere when I was drunk? DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 21:27, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

I think so. Were you the one with the big rack and no teeth?--I'mthedaddy 13:24, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

My son drew a picture of me that would be totally accurate. Except that it's not. User:Miley Spears/Me Also people here indent their comments by using : before their comment on somebody else's comment. Then the next person uses :: and so on. A comment on someone else's comment should always be indented one more space. That's not just a rule, it makes it easier to follow threads. :) DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 00:07, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
Okay, I don't usually write anything. Just vote for stuff I've enjoyed --I'mthedaddy 17:15, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
By the way, I'm Miley's son. Are you my Daddy? Oh, it says you are. DADDY! Hugs. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:39, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

edit Flash Gordon, Your User Page, and Other Imaginary Things

I posted a message on Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Flash Gordon but thought I'd post it here. I'd be willing to do a Pee Review, but it will probably be 48 hours or even a little more before I can do it. I posted a message that if someone wants to do it earlier, to go for it. Also you might want to put something on your user page, even if it's just "Hi, I'mthedaddy, I'm new here." The red link might get people wondering if you're actually here, and not at some faraway, magically enchanted place, like New Jersey. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:34, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

I did a Pee Review based on revision 4103367 (Revision as of 20:18, September 13, 2009). It took me longer than 24 hours to get to it, but is quicker than I promised. I saw some fancy template for saying this, but don't know where it is. In any case, I hope the review helps. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 02:05, September 16, 2009 (UTC)

I voted for. I just made a few minor grammar and spelling fixes, so you might want to check and make sure I didn't screw anything up. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 18:41, September 26, 2009 (UTC)

Perfect Timing on getting this article featured: Ming the Merciless, Flash Gordon's arch enemy, was just named one of the greatest Sci-Fi movie villians of all time: WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 06:38, September 28, 2009 (UTC)

edit A miserable thanks

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edit Thanks for your vote!

According to your ISP's records, you supported file sharing.

The Recording Industry Association of AmericaTM has notified the authorities of your unacceptable political views. Lars Ulrich will shortly visit your residence in our name to kick your teeth out.

In the meantime, thank you for voting.

--Andorin Kato 18:02, October 25, 2009 (UTC)

ThinkerToilet The article MASH v Cheers has been reviewed by PuppyOnTheRadio(talk)
Version as at 01 November 2009 PEE review


edit Thanks

Ve haff rekorded your viße decision to pürchase der Mutter - Mein Endlosung collectible doll und are überjoyed to be able to inform you dat as a reßült you haff earned der gratitude of der Party.

edit Welcome To Template Town

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Thanks a bunch! --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  21:36, December 31, 2009 (UTC)


I have as many templates as you have Symbol for vote For. votes! Thanks for the thumbs up on HowTo:Make a B-Movie Monster! --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  12:08, January 11, 2010 (UTC)

edit A bouncy thanks!

Unbookwilson Chuck would like to thank you!

Symbol for vote For. finding his Story so firm, so round and so... attractive.

Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 18:03, January 3, 2010 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

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